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..Anannya..

@..Anannya..

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Posted: 13 years ago

Hola guys! what's in your opinion the funniest dialogue ever in ipk till now? i'll list them...😊
My all time fav is "Humare naam mein bhi A hain...Khushi Kumaaari Guptaaa..aaa suna aapne?"😆
Let's see how long this post can go...

- what nahi pot pot gamla😆

- What nahi... The the ! What the !😆
- Angrez chalE gayE laad governor ko yahi chod ke... 😆

- Aaj mausam hai suhana, kapde dhone ka hai bahana, What the what the that the 😆
- museebath aur laadgovernor kahbhi gadi dehk kar nehi aati hai😆

- hp guzargaya 😆
- toh kya pakadna chahiye tha??? 😆
- Nannav, mere bhaiii 😆
- oh dadi aap bohat daravni hai 😆

- dadiji ap ki goli...bewapoof 😆
- Payal to Arnav:kese bhai hai aap askashji marne ja rahe hai aur aap use bachane ke baji hame ye khat debe aaye? and confuse-angry Arnav to Khusi:"Ab kya bolu? 😆

- madhu shaala ji?? 😆
- kuch kuch hota hai mamiji aap nehi samjhenge 😆
- swami se to achcha laad governor tha😆

- Lo...aapko bhi loot lia 😆
- aisan ka kar rhe the ki bedwa hi toot gaya?!cricket khel rht the ka! 😆
- agar disha ke hisab se sona hai na aapko to bahar jake per ke niche kabutaron ke saath sona parega! 😆 😆
- Humare naam mein be "A" hain...Khushi Kumaaari Guptaaa aaa suna apne?? 😆 😆
- Haan Aman, clients ko dedena( sees mitti n says mitti)...Aman: clients ko mitti doon sir??...Arnav: oh shut up Aman!! 😆
-"damaadji ache pati,acche insaan aur ache pita hai"😆

- BV NAHI BANSAKTI TOH TV TO BANO! 😆
-Saas ko goli maro! 😆
- Tumhare ishare par nahi atleast tumhare saath tho nacha!😆
- ASR to Khushi: Mai ajeeb hu??? aur yeh mujhe TUM keh rahi ho??😆
- wohi to hai apki asli gulab aur main kata..😆

- Arnav singh raizada suit boot mein..jail gaye or chakki pish😆
- haire nandkishore...bade aye laad governor😆
- kisiko janneki jaroorat nehi hai jab hum akele hote to hum kya karte😆
- when khushi is asked to correct asr's name in a shack of letters in the office...Arnav: Mera naam kya hai?..Khushi: Aap Bhool gaye kya????? 😆
- 'hilna bhi nahi' when khushi is sneaking around before khushi calls arnav character dheela😆

- Table for two... ek inke liye aur ek inki akkad ke liye..😆
- ak larki ati hai na tumhe train karne ke liye kya naam hai unki😆
- main tum he kha thodi jaunga😆
- mananiya arnav sing raizada ji hume apka a(o)rder mila hai😆
- hey devi maiya madat kar(while Khushi was pushing the car)😆
- ghar mein ma behen nehi hai kya?? khushi to Arnav😆
- NK's epic "wo meri tarikh hai"😆
- Khushi(in her heart): Bolna kya aa gaya hai, humei hi chup kara dete hai...😆
- Arnav to Di (regarding NK) : what's wrong with him!! 😆
- NK to Arnav: Tum black hi peheno.. Kyunki black toh black se accha hota hai naa!! 😆
- NK: Mai yun gaya aur Kyun aaya!😆
- ye kya ulti rit suru ho gaya ye ghar ma ak hum ko dekho apni biwi se duur bhagat hai..dusre yea biwi ke piche piche bhagat hai😆
- Shaadi se pehle humaar Arnav bitwa bina color ki Art film ki taraah the, aur ab Naach gaana multicolor bloackbusterwa Phillum ho gaye hai!! 😆
- Ab jaane bhi dijiye dadiji.. chhe mahine roommates reh chuke hai.. ab ek minute maa kaunsa pahaad tuut jaai?? 😆
- Khushi to a masked ASR: Arrreee!! Aap baith kaise gaye? Chaliye uthiye... Uss ASR ne dekh lia toh seedha chutti kar denge aapki... Aalsi logo ko toh woh soongh ke pehchaan lete hai..😆
- NK: jo sach hai wohi mooch hai 😆
- Arnav to NK:tum dosre insaan hoon jise yeh main khe raha hoon...Nk: kya?...Arnav: unbelivble!😆
- Hello Hi Bye Bye...😆
- Arnav to Di: Mai jaa raha hu.. Aapki yeh baatein aur sunta raha toh sach mei meri Saansein ruk jaaegi! 😆
- kudh kushi karna abrath hai hum kabhi karthe bhi nahi hai 🥱
- arnav to khushi:"how many times i told you when i m speaking done walk away"..khushi: chal tho nahi sakthe lakhi baag sakthe hain na?!..😆
- Khushi to Arnav: "maaf ki jiye yeh hamaari side hai aur hum hamesha yahaan sothe hai"..Arnav: "maaf kiya par mein bhi issi side pe sotha hoon" 😆
- Khushi to Arnav: "hamaari bathi nahi jal rahi"..Arnav "excuse me? tumhaari bathi?"..khushi:"hamaari matlab hai aapki bathi, matlab is ghar ki bathi"😆
- Here wa thumka, there was thumka - when Khushi imitates mami before Payal and Akaash wedding 😆
- Arnav:"Kuch Jal raha hai kya"...Khushi:"Haa Aapka Gamand" 😆
-NK to Arnav :"Saadi pehni.Gussa mat ho Tumne nahi Khushiji ne"...Arnav:"kisine nahi pehni"😆
-Mamiji to Arnav:" "Ka baat hai Arnav bitwa... Joota itna ANGRYya ke pahine... ke joota ka juice hi nikal gaya!"... "Raat ko joota bathroom mein chhode the ka?!!" 😆
- Maami to Arnav:'hanging gardan' 😆
- Arnav to Khushi: Problem shirt mein nahin mere back pe hain😆
-Arnav to Khuhsi: pagal ho kya?...Khuhsi: bachpan se😆
-Arnav to Khushi: "mujhe mere bhai ko halwaii nahi banana hai!!" 😆
- Nk: ISS WAR KO KYA NAAM DOON 😆
- Dadi to NK: Jab do bade log bath kar rahe he tho "Chote" "beech" main nahi bolte...NK: Chote nahi its NK, and "beach" main, Delhi main koi beach nahi hai par mumbai main hain😆
-Khushi to Arnav: kyun? Arnav Singh Raizada ko dekhne ke liye tax bhi lagta hai kya?😆
- Arnav: ye bag ka kya hal bana diya tumne?..Khushi: hey devi maiyya...pichak gaye!!!...Arnav: kon?...Khushi: tamatar!!!😆

- Yeh humlaa gumne nahi toda.. mera matlab hai.. yeh gamlaa humne nahi todaa.. 😆
- Arnav enters room speaking on bluetooth: Mr. Sharma, baat sirf 10 crore ki nahi hai..KKGSR walking on the bed with her own bluetooth: Nai, Nai, Nai, Baat 10 hazaar ki hai.. Aap samajh kyun nahi rahe? Dekhiye, hum yahaan kaam karne baithe hai, humei maal sahi GUNVATTA waala chaahiye... Arre KAALITY.. KAALITY samjhe aap?? Aaahaahaahaa!! Ab aap humei samjhaayenge ki KAALITY kya hoti hai?? Hum halwaai ki beti hai aur businessman ki patni!!..Ab aaya naa truck pul ke neeche!!😆
- Nk: khushi jii ko josh kyun nahi ara hain?😆
- Arnav's canteen guy in office: Aapne Shaadi kar li Sir...ASR: What?? Maine shaadi kar li isse tumhe kya problem hai??The canteen guy leaves crying...😆
- Arnav: Yeah awaaz kasi????..Khushi said :Hamari side wala bistar awaaz karta hai...Arnav: Ofcourse, tumhari side hai na chup kasa rah sakti hai!!!!😆
- Khushi: humne apko bina kapde ke dhekliye!! 😆
- Khushi: Kaun keh sakta hai ki is maasum chere ke piche ek khoonkar laad governor hoga...Arnav: Shut up Khushi!😆
- Khushi- "Paana hai?"Arnav- "Kya paana hai?" 🤣
- Khushi: "Hum bhi aap se I love you DAMMIT!" 😆
- Mami to mamaji:"Aisa kya dekh rahe ho. Patha chala Ghar mein baithi manorama aur ghar ke bahar panorama"...Mama:"Humka itna bewakoof samjhi ho ka? Ek baar galti kar chuke, doosri baar naahin karenge"😆
- When Arnav wears red shirt, mami says "Arnav bitwa tum to ek dum eastman color mein aaye ho"...Mama says "E hi rang dekh ke saand bilak jaath hai na"😆
- Arnav : buaji ek aur kambal de deti taki apna muh bhi dhak deti. 😆
- When arnav goes to Gupta house before Payash wedding and asks khushi to come home with him and she says "Pehle Hume gadi mein bithayenge, phir koi achhi si, sunsan sadak dekh ke, what the what the kar ke gadi rok denge, aur phir kahenge ki get out"😆
- Khushi: Sarkar aap ko kuch chaye? 😆
- Arnav to waiter: "tumhe yaha couples nazar aarahey hai?"😆
- Arnav to Khushi: 'suna TV?' 😆
- Waiter to Arshi "Seat for two"..Khushi"haan 2 2 ek inkeliya ek inke gamand ke liye" 😆
- Arnav to Khushi"Agar tumari biscuit and tea ka important baat khatam ho gaya to Akash or Payal ki shaadi ke baat karen" 😆
- NK to Arnav : Anda ho tum Anda 😆
- When they are in Jungle on the way to Nainital and Khushi falls in the ditch..Khushi:Arnavji time Kya hua hai?..Arnav : What????..Khushi : Agar 5 min poore ho gaye hain to main bata doon ki main yahan aapke peeche hoon!!😆
- Khushi talks to herself: Bada ajeeb ghar hai bhakre ko bhi kamra dediya... 😆
- ASR to Khushi- "Pata nahin isse kabse bolne ke liye reason ki zaroorat padgayi" 😆
- During NK's entry Mami : Par Bhoice arahi he..Mamaji: na bhoice arahi he na Gaye arahi he 😆
- When khushi was teaching Arnav how to get Mami's agreement for Payash's wedding...Khushi: Kaahe...Kaahe Arnav Bitwaa...and Arnav controls his anger and starts telling khushi how he will explain to Maamiji...LOL..! ASR has only business in his head...Arnav: uski apni life hai...apni pasand hai...Aur kahi surveys ke according jo log apni choice se jeete hai...(Khushi looks at Arnav like "What the" for the first time) who hameshaa khush rehte hai...infact 60 percent log duniya mein jo...Khushi is like "Aap aise kehenge?!" 😆

- Buaji to khushi: tumare naam khushi nahin! khud khushi hona chahiye tha!😆
- Khushi to Arnav: Agar Amanji ka phone aye toh?😆
- Mamiji: my bhanja is coming from kidney 😆
- Khushi : Na hume aapko aapna pati maan-na hai...na aapki bahoon mai samana hai aur na he Taj Mahal dekhna hai...Arnav : Suna maine!...Khushi : Suna naa? Toh phir yaad bhi rakhiyega!!!😆
- khuhsi's birthday...NK: kis ne kata, kis ne kata...Arnav: kis ko...NK: cake ko...Arnav: kya fark padta hai...NK: tum muje bolo kis ne kata...Arnav: uss ne, i mean meine, kutwaya uss se😆
- Khushi: ''Pehlay hamay bulaya ab hamay keh rhe en Get Out taa k"..Arnav:"Taa k tum sy keh sakun k towel ki jaga dupatta pehno!"...Khushi:"Taa k Hum sy keh saaken k hum towel ki jaga dupatta...DUPPATTA...wo duppatta..."😆
- NK: Nannav murge ke poonch phekene wala hai (cocktail)!!! 😆
- Khushi: *hiccup*...Arnav: ENOUGH!😆

- Khushi: Beena shaadi ke saath saath rakshas...Arnie: WHAT the..!! 😆
- Khushi: Buraiyo ka haath usne thaama...naam tha uska Kans Mama..!! *points to ASR*...Arnie: 😳...Khushi: *hiccup*😆
- Khushi: vaise to hamein aapki tyre ki hawa nikalne ke liye sorry kahana chahiye par hum nahi kahenge...Arnav: Khushi tyre badalane ke liye Thank You..main bhi nahi bolunga!😆

-NK: break a leg...Khushi: Aap ki bhi taang toothe 😆
-Khushi: Weise, kaafi udhaas party hena, bilkool phiki, beena namak cheeni ki..are haan, ab agar sugar ki bimaari ho toh cheeni toh kum hi hogi..!Arnie:😡😆

- Khushi: Wo jo dafthhar mein aag bujane wala chota cylinder ata hein na..gusse mein sab kuch raag karne wale ho na toh *pish pish* karke aag bujaa sakte hein..unke bohat kaam ayega!!😆

- Khushi: wahan baraf bhi parti hein...safeed rang ki!😆

- Khushi: Aap khabi nainital gaye ho...*animal roars*...SOOWAR..!!...Arnie: What..!?😆
-When Khushi falls into the ditch..Khushi: Agar hum bolte toh aap hamari tankhwa kaat deite!..ASR: Aise chup karne ko nahin bola da ke mar bhi rahi ho toh muhn mat kholo 😡..Khushi: Acha ab yeh bataein hum bahar aayein...ASR: Haan aao...Khushi: Agar khud bahar aa sakte toh kab ke aa jaate. yeh bhi toh comman sense hai 😆
- Khushi trying to help ASR in pushing the car..Khushi: Devi maiya madad kar, hey devi maiya madad..ASR: Khushiii...Khushi: Haan! Aap yahan hain toh gaarhi kaun chala raha hai!!..ASR: Uski koi zaroorat nahin kyunke car hil nahin rahi hai...Khushi: Hil nahin rahi matlab!?? Itna door toh ley kar aaye hain hum 😆
- when NK first came to RM and saw khushi...Khushi: toh aap sariwala nahi hai?..NK: nahi nahi main toh iss ghar mein beiman hoon...Khushi: kya?...NK: im a guest as in beiman.😆
- Nk: jo saach hain wahi much hain😆
- Arnav: who the hell is swami? 😆
- Khushi to Arnav: Aap mein aur kya kya tekniki kharabi hai?.. sugar ki bimari.. agarbati se allergy 😆

- NK to Arnav: Stop...Yeh koi luv story hai?? is mein tho horror aur thriller bara hua hai...😆
- NK - Ohh dekho dekho Nannav ke naakh se kuwa aa raha hain😆
-Khushi - Aap Arnav Singh Raizada honge apne ghar mein. Arnav - Yeh mera hi ghar hain.😆
- Khushi to Arnav - Kya? Half puri chahiye? Buaji inhe half puri nahin full puri chahiye, poori puri.😆
- Khushi thinking about Arnav and Lavanya's live in relationship and eating samosa: Shaadi nahi...Mangalsutra nahi...Sab kuch kar sakte hai? Hiccup!😆

- Anjali: Kaun? Kaun aayithi?...Nani: Are woh! Woh ka kehte? *looks at manorama*...Mami: Sab galat baat humse bulwaike hum hi ko kharab bolat hai! Woh Arnav ki girl phirend aayithi!😆
- Arnav ki girl phirend ko dekhke hume hichki aaine lagi...sasuri gale se neeche hi naahi utar rahi thi 😆
- Khushi and Arnav are on their way to GH, and Khushi murmurs to herself, "Kheeen karke gaadi rokenge... thak karke darwaza khulega, aur aap hongi gaadi ke bahar... fir grrr... karke gaadi aage chali jayegi..!"😆
-Khushi:"jaa ke apki Nannavji se keh dijiye...phir toh hum Salman Khan ji se hi shaadi kar lengey.."😆

-Arnav:"right i saw..Lakshminagar ki signal pe khare reh kar tumhara wait kar rahi hain..jao jake shaadi karlo..!"🤣
-Arnav:"kya CHEEZ hain yeh ladki.." NK: "cheese kaha hain cheese? i love cheese"😆

-Khushi: hamari aisi jurrat ke hm laxman rekha maaf kijye arnav rekha par kare..Maaf kijye lekin hm hamesha is traf sote h..Arnav: Ok maaf kiya pr m v hamesha isi side sota hu..Khushi: Dekhye aap ka ghar uttar me h or hmara pachchim me aur agar dishao ke hisab se apko apne side sona h na to apko bahar ped ke niche kabutaro k sath sona padega..Ye hamara ghar h hamara bistar or hamari side uthye yaha se..😆
-NK: Kawwo ka jalsa! 😆
-NK: Don't say anything aur lakdi ko dekhna bandh karo! 😆
-Khushi to Arnav: phiss phiss perfume😆 and woh geela geela pusta😆
-NK: waise bhi ghar mein buaji khana khake parishaan hogi naaa😆
-In GH , First time after marriage - when Arnav comes and meet some ladies...Khushi explains - ' Chain ki Dukaan nahi maaji Dukaanon ki Chain'(Not a shop of chains but chain of shops) 😆
-Khushi: Arnav Ji kijiye Kuch to Kijiye.. Sirf Aankhen Matkana, Kandhe Uchkana aur What the kehne se kuch nahin hota...😆
-Janmashtami episode ; the raizada's at the d/table and mami trying to clue Lavanya! mami: aaj sab log khaya mein magan hai, b/day boy ko bish karega ka nahi..La ; bday, party varty hai kya ?...nani; ms. kasap, character dheela gana baki raha gawa kya..mami : hum krisnaji ki baat kar rahe the,,,,,wohi jo bachpan main bahut natkhat the. Arre Nandagopal jo baasuri bajaat hain...la; koi musician hai kya?..mami: 50% to pakad hi li, he krisna teri leela aprampaar hai...la ; krishna, nandgopal, leela, ,,,,,,,par mamiji bday kiska hai?😆
-Buaji: Nand kisore! Haldi Lagao!..NK: No, no, Buaji! Mujhe Jaldi he!😆

Add yours and enjoy remembering the old scenes!😉

Edited by anannya_arshi - 13 years ago

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..Anannya..

@..Anannya..

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: mjhtgeetfan
all of NK's n Khushi's!

yeah of course! but tell me one that you remember...

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Divya

@Divya1503

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Posted: 13 years ago

what nahi pot pot gamla😆

budiya ho!!😆

all NK dialogues r awesome!!🤣

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Imane

@Imane-SaRunian

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Posted: 13 years ago

"What nahi... The the ! What the ! " NKKK LOOOVE YOU ! 😆

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@DianaPrince

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Posted: 13 years ago

Angrez chalE gayE laad governor ko yahi chod ke

Aaj mausam hai suhana, kapdE dhonE ka hai bahana, What the what the that the

and many more by NK

Edited by Divya.n.t - 13 years ago

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pieryrose

@pieryrose

Sparkler

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Posted: 13 years ago

museebath aur laadgovernor kahbhi gadi dehk kar nehi aati hai
hp guzargaya

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ESR8

@ESR8

Rocker

+ 6

Posted: 13 years ago

the dupatta n tea scene... when kkg says humne socha apne humara dupatta pakde hue hain.. lekin apne nahi pakda..then asr's dialouge... 'toh kya pakadna chahiye tha??? 😆😆😆😆

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Nav_Barun

@Nav_Barun

Voyager

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

Nannav, mere bhaiii 😆 and when NK said oh dadi aap bohat daravni hai

Edited by LoveBarunAshish - 13 years ago

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dushturain

@dushturain

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Posted: 13 years ago

recently: dadiji ap ki goli...bewapoof

all time: kya boloon aab?? madhu shaala ji?? kuch kuch hota hai mamiji aap nehi samjhenge, swami se to achcha laad governor tha...lots more

love NK's dialogues

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Debadrita Ghosh

@lrlpam

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Posted: 13 years ago

#10

Lo...aapko bhi loot lia; aisan ka kar rhe the ki bedwa hi toot gaya?!cricket khel rht the ka!:D:Dagar disha ke hisab se sona hai na aapko to bahar jake per ke niche kabutaron ke saath sona parega!the list is endless...:D

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