What The Fiction : Hotty Gets It On

What The Fiction :

There is hidden meaning to this post. Loopy is 5 letters. 5 in numerology stands for Fun. Fun is hidden meaning of post. Post is the synonym of Riddle. Riddle is antonym of hidden. Hidden is the symbol for Loop. Loop is the abbreviation for having.

Ghastly (Dadi) : Happy. Stop. How dare you.
Ballsy : Less ballsily says, What happened now.
Ghastly : It is what has not happening
Cutey : No no Dadi. It is what has not happened.
Ghastly : Bad tameez!! How dare you talk in between
Cutey : Breathe In, Breathe Out Dadi. Remember when you were pregnant and took Lamaz classes.
Ghastly faints again.
Audience When Did she faint the first time.
Loopy : She fainted when she saw the SRPs from last time. Go read that.

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/3143227/what-the-fiction-hotty-happy-srps
Audience : I did not read that.
Loopy : Not many do.

Ghastly : Happy. How dare you.
Happy : How dare I what.
Ghastly : You lied to this family
Happy : About what.
Ghastly : About you being Hottys Patni
Happy : I am his patni
Ghastly. No you are not. I have proof.
Happy : What proof
Ghastly : You are still a Kumari
Happy : Tell me about it
Ghastly : Have you no shame.
Happy : Shame for what.
Ghastly : For not fulfilling your wife duties to Hotty
Happy : Nope. No shame at all.
Ghastly : Then how come you are still a Kumari.
Happy : Ask your pota.
Gahstly : Boys will be boys. You are a woman. It is your duty.
Happy : Ok will do.
Ghastly : Do what.
Happy : Fulfill my duty.
Ghastly : If that is the case, you are forgiven. But keep in mind. I will be watching.
Happy : In that case even your Pota will not stop
Ghastly : Why
Happy : He likes an audience to get him going.
Ghastly : Bad Tameez. I wont have to watch that, I just know.
Cutey : Naughty Dadi. Do you have a boyfriend.
Ghastly faints again.

Ballsy : Yes. I need grand children too. So, hurry up, even you Leaky (Lamey + Meeky).
Lamey : Children. But we are still children. Wink Wink.
Trashy : Yesh Yesh. I very young too
Ballsy : Shut Up. This is not BV serial.
Lamey : But that is such a one dimensional view
Ballsy : Hence get pregnant. I will have a three dimensional view.

Hotty : Ouch
Weepy : Sob Daiyya Ho Sob, Daiyya Daiyya Ho Sob. What happened Sob Hotty.
Hotty : Nothing Weepy.
Hotty : Ouch! Stop pinching my butt will you, Happy.
Weepy : Glares at happy through tear filled eyes.
Happy : Laughing on the floor looking at Weepy
Hotty : Why the hell are you laughing.
Happy : Look at Weepy. She is trying to cry and be angry at the same time. What a nut case.
Hotty : Agreed. Why th hell did you pinch my butt
Happy : Because I like to.
Hotty : You like my butt
Happy : I said I like to, not I like it. Dumbo
Hotty : Why
Hotty : Because I feel frisky
Hotty : Why
Happy : Because I want to get pregnant and do my wifely duties
Hotty : Why
Happy : Because your Dadi and Nani want me to
Hotty : What about what I want.
Happy : What do you want.
Hotty : I want world peace.
Happy : To achieve that, we need few more people added to the population.
Hotty : Really.
Happy : Yes. So let us get going and get this world peace.
Hotty : You are sure, if we have some kids, we will get world peace.
Happy : Out Loud. Yes, we will.
Happy : Inside. Just wait until you become an honest man and I will see who is the most important person in your life.

Weepy : Bawling Sobs while Crying her eyes out. I am pregnant. No one shows me any love.
Loopy : You are pregnant? I thought you were a Kumari
Weepy : Creepy is no Hotty. He is a mans man.
Loopy : I know that. He is always after Hottys Ass
Weepy : Stop right there. Creepy is not a mans man. He is a womans man.
Loopy : I know that. Hence he is after Happy
Weepy : Are you trying to say, I am not a woman.
Loopy : Shut Up.

Happy : Where are you taking me.
Hotty : We need to start immediately to increase the population.
Happy : So couplation is gonna happen. O Mere Aman. O mere Rocky. O Mere OMASR.
Hotty : Shut Up.
Hotty : Pins Happy to the wall and freezes
Happy : Lo. Here we go again.
Hotty : Slowly moves one millimeter towards her every hour.
Happy : Ponders : Forget it and just Get It.
Happy : Oh Weepy is coming.
Hotty : Crushes her mouth with his and presses himeslef into the pillar with Happy in between.
Hotty then retreats.
Happy : Dadi is calling
Hotty : Grabs Happy, pulls her towards him and kisses her all over.
Hotty lets her go and contemplates the happenings in his heart, mind and other part.
Happy : Creepy is watching on CC TV
Hotty drops to his knees and kisses Happys navel while grabbing her behind.
Happy : Aman is calling.
Hotty goes on a rampage.
Happy : Mami is binocularing
Hotty and Happy lose all inhibitions and ……

Audience : Damn You Loopy
Loopy : This is called holding it back so all parties have equal tension.
Audience : What a male hen blocker.
Loopy : Shut Up !!!

Weepy : Creepy stop staring and have tea.
Creepy : Is that a bump
Weepy : No. It is a prop. I am a parallel lead now, so I need to have my own Props.
Creepy : So, how long will we meet like this. When can I come. I miss chotey.
Weepy : I miss you too.
Creepy : Dumb squared chotey blocker

Regards Loopy - I am insanely proud of having the sanity to embrace my insanity !!!!

*snort*
Yeh kya tha?! Aap bhi na.

Sudha, will you kill me and disown me as a friend if I say and confess ke mujhe kuch samajh me nahin aaya. 😭
I am no Robert Langdon. Perhaps I would wait for a Robert Langdon to come and decode it for me. Actually the emotional scenes have fused my mind. Hence unable to comprehend. Pleej excuse, Loopyji.

I love you, damnit. Let there be no MU between us, pleej.

Ghastly : Bad Tameez. I wont have to watch that, I just know.
Cutey : Naughty Dadi. Do you have a boyfriend.

Me (chewing popcorn): If she had a boyfriend, you think she'd have time to interfere in other people's life?

Weepy : Bawling Sobs while Crying her eyes out. I am pregnant. No one shows me any love.
Loopy : You are pregnant? I thought you were a Kumari
Weepy : Creepy is no Hotty. He is a mans man.
Loopy : I know that. He is always after Hottys Ass
Weepy : Stop right there. Creepy is not a mans man. He is a womans man.
Loopy : I know that. Hence he is after Happy
Weepy : Are you trying to say, I am not a woman.
Loopy : Shut Up.

Me (Sucking pepsi): I knew it, she is an elephant. Finally her 3 month baby bump made an appearance after 7 months of pregnancy...

Happy : Where are you taking me.
Hotty : We need to start immediately to increase the population.
Happy : So couplation is gonna happen. O Mere Aman. O mere Rocky. O Mere OMASR.
Hotty : Shut Up.
Hotty : Pins Happy to the wall and freezes
Happy : Lo. Here we go again.
Hotty : Slowly moves one millimeter towards her every hour.
Happy : Ponders : Forget it and just Get It.
Happy : Oh Weepy is coming.
Hotty : Crushes her mouth with his and presses himeslef into the pillar with Happy in between.
Hotty then retreats.
Happy : Dadi is calling
Hotty : Grabs Happy, pulls her towards him and kisses her all over.
Hotty lets her go and contemplates the happenings in his heart, mind and other part.
Happy : Creepy is watching on CC TV
Hotty drops to his knees and kisses Happys navel while grabbing her behind.
Happy : Aman is calling.
Hotty goes on a rampage.
Happy : Mami is binocularing
Hotty and Happy lose all inhibitions and ……

Me (Jumping up and down with middle finger up): Finally it's happening in Loopy's post... OMGOMGOMG... (Breathing in paper bag)

Errrmmm... Can I have a video copy for my neela picture collection?

Loopy - I am insanely proud of having the sanity to embrace my insanity !!!!

Originally posted by: Rag1ni

*snort*
Yeh kya tha?! Aap bhi na.

Originally posted by: bong.girl

Sudha, will you kill me and disown me as a friend if I say and confess ke mujhe kuch samajh me nahin aaya. 😭
I am no Robert Langdon. Perhaps I would wait for a Robert Langdon to come and decode it for me. Actually the emotional scenes have fused my mind. Hence unable to comprehend. Pleej excuse, Loopyji.

I love you, damnit. Let there be no MU between us, pleej.

There is no decoding. It is just another installment of my never say die attempts at humor in my what the fiction series. I have not been pouring out my insanity lately in this series and hence decide to empty some of it.

Another thread closed. There is hardly any posts you can relate to, but in case you are fortunate enough to find one such post which agrees with you, it is closed for "bashing". I will become a silent member like they mentioned in one of the posts yesterday, the IPK being a forum. I am going to do a Shashi babua act and just like comments. I am going to be Mr India now.

Main ab maun vrat dharam karti hoon. 🤬

Arey Robert Langdon (code name : FLS) 🤗is here now. I shall wait for her faster than lightning brain to decode it for me. Sudha, I only know who Hottie, Happy and Weepy are. So the rest of the charcters go over my pea sized brain. Humka maafi dai do.

Sudha until and unless you do forced Rabba Ve with me, i shall continue to feel guilty. Pleej do a RV with me.

Originally posted by: bong.girl

Arey Robert Langdon (code name : FLS) 🤗is here now. I shall wait for her faster than lightning brain to decode it for me. Sudha, I only know who Hottie, Happy and Weepy are. So the rest of the charcters go over my pea sized brain. Humka maafi dai do.

Sudha until and unless you do forced Rabba Ve with me, i shall continue to feel guilty. Pleej do a RV with me.