!!!!! Happy Birthday Barun Sobti !!!!!
May this year bring you all the happiness joy and success you deserve.
Now to business.
1. Almost kissed my husband three times (until he gave me a weird look and finished the act)
2. Started my new book - "What The" 101 ways to swear without actually swearing
3. Fed everyone cake with a knife, spoons and forks are so yesterday
4. Watched me on CCTV and realized my left profile looks better than my right side. Point to note next time im on camera
5. Put Mishri in my husband's(Mr. SJ) car to get him mad. He took my car instead and left me hanging dry at home
6. Insisted Mr. SJ squeeze my arms but he refused. I got mad an left for my maiyka.
7. I asked him to blackmail me to come back home. He refused. Sadly, my parents own their house so he could not buy the house.
8. I told him I will start catering service in his office. He agreed. Told me to start right away since he kind of misses my cooking. I decided to go shopping instead.
9. I pushed my co-worker off the second floor. I think I might get sued or fired or both.
10. Birthday Suit mein dance kiya
11. Bhatiya ko copy kiya
Manmohan Singh-ji ne Barun ke B'day pe kya kiya?
1. National Holiday Declare kiya
2. Wet Day declare kiya - all girls 13 to 65 must go wet, yaani drink! choton ko mango frooti(courtesy chutki) and badon ko vodka jalebi (courtesy FLS)
3. Soccer ko National Sport Declare kiya
4. Barun ko Pele of the Year award diya
5. TRPs ko ban kiya
6. Mad Midass (or Mid Madass??) ko National Award diya for allowing a fine actor to shine
7. Shehnaz Treasurywala ko threat letters bheja
8. Pashmeen Bhabhi ko congratulate kiya
9. Sonia ji se kehke Barun ke Delhi house ko National Monument declare kiya
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