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SPLIT PERSONALITY PRODUCTIONS

BRINGS TO YOU

BARUN KE LIYE HUMNE KYA KIYA?

1. Fasting on Cake-Ahar. I will eat nothing but cake today

2. Anna Daan (food donation) of sev puri and other assorted oily set food in the nearest orphanage

3. Played soccer for charity

4. Bought a miniature shiny vest and pant for my little Balgopal ki murthi (statue)

5. Dug a pool in my backyard

6. Recorded a video thanking Barun for being born and more importantly thank his parents for giving us this sex-god

7. Pray for a good s** life of Barun and wife so our future generations can enjoy their offspring

8. 101 nariyal chadaya (actually, I cheated, I did 1, 0, 1 nariyals with a 0 in between)

9. Popped my pimples, extracted my blackheads, and got a haircut and a facial

10. Avoided Rangmunch and their silly questions (hubba hubba!!) But they got me when I was gobbling the large chocolate cake.


Happy Birthday Barun Sobti!!!!

GOOD LUCK
AND A GOOD FARAK!

AB AAP BATAYIYE AAPNE KYA KIYA?

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Posted: 13 years ago
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!!!!! Happy Birthday Barun Sobti !!!!!

May this year bring you all the happiness joy and success you deserve.
Now to business.

1. Almost kissed my husband three times (until he gave me a weird look and finished the act)
2. Started my new book - "What The" 101 ways to swear without actually swearing
3. Fed everyone cake with a knife, spoons and forks are so yesterday
4. Watched me on CCTV and realized my left profile looks better than my right side. Point to note next time im on camera

5. Put Mishri in my husband's(Mr. SJ) car to get him mad. He took my car instead and left me hanging dry at home
6. Insisted Mr. SJ squeeze my arms but he refused. I got mad an left for my maiyka.
7. I asked him to blackmail me to come back home. He refused. Sadly, my parents own their house so he could not buy the house.
8. I told him I will start catering service in his office. He agreed. Told me to start right away since he kind of misses my cooking. I decided to go shopping instead.
9. I pushed my co-worker off the second floor. I think I might get sued or fired or both.
10. Birthday Suit mein dance kiya
11. Bhatiya ko copy kiya

Manmohan Singh-ji ne Barun ke B'day pe kya kiya?

1. National Holiday Declare kiya

2. Wet Day declare kiya - all girls 13 to 65 must go wet, yaani drink! choton ko mango frooti(courtesy chutki) and badon ko vodka jalebi (courtesy FLS)

3. Soccer ko National Sport Declare kiya

4. Barun ko Pele of the Year award diya

5. TRPs ko ban kiya

6. Mad Midass (or Mid Madass??) ko National Award diya for allowing a fine actor to shine

7. Shehnaz Treasurywala ko threat letters bheja

8. Pashmeen Bhabhi ko congratulate kiya

9. Sonia ji se kehke Barun ke Delhi house ko National Monument declare kiya

Edited by serialjunkie - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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1. Kept a vrath for him and only chanted 'OMG SIGH THUD FAINTED DEAD' all day.
2. Kept NK Show's number on redial
3. Cried all day for being on the other side of the world
4. Made 101 rakhsha dhagas for him, to be mailed to the sets
5. Wore my aviators all day, even inside the house. I refused to take them off.
6. Greeted everyone with 'Hi' and 'What The...'
7. Thanked all the gods in all of the universe for 'coming' together and creating such a fine specimen.
8. Declared today a no-work day (I use other excuses for the rest of the week)
9. Bought shares for 'Hermes' and 'Royal Enfield'
10. Promised to only almost kiss from now on.
Edited by joenet1234 - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Almost ate a cake, then realized I needed someone to shove it down my throat!
Edited by ExquisiteOrchid - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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  • Spent the whole day in an SUV, with Iktara playing on loop
  • Maintained a vrath, of course. Usse blood se khola, using a Shyampuri chaku.
  • OD'd on mango frooti after the vrath
  • Hunted and kidnapped all Balwant Kaurs in my city. 150+ and counting. Mere Barun ke liye kuch bhi.
  • Stayed away from home for 44/76/45 hours in a used chaddi and banyaan.
  • Also, my chaddi was green and blue, and my banyaan was red and orange and purple.
  • Sugarfree sewai so that he can celebrate Eid tension-free.
  • Shut down all bluetooth companies so he can kissy wissy freely.
  • Signed a contract eternally binding myself to him.
  • School walon ko bola bio books change karey. Baby bump is a myth.
  • We even had a morning prayer and aarti for him at school. The VP is a Barun panki.
  • ^(Ma'am, if you're on IF too, I hope you don't make OMG gutter postz)
May Barun live forever, for 234/354/344565 days!
Happy Budday Barun Bhaiya!
Edited by boyznaka - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Danced to the tune of "Balwant Kaur".😆
MentalExotica thumbnail
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Posted: 13 years ago
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I practiced fainting, in the mandir, at a bronken down guest house and a dhaba! 😃
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Ate a ton of mango cake
Praticed the art of preparing a bedroom in less than 5 minutes
Gelled my hair with a bucket of chikni chameli tel
Yelled at Aman
Sang Balwant Kaur and danced around the room like a crazy bad-ass
Vowed to only wear 3 suits for the rest of my life
Rabba Ve-ed with my pillow (I have no one - forever alone)
Also I made this post, 😃 : http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3158153
Edited by XlolnehalolX - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Res

1. OMG, Drool, Swoon ka jaap kiya - 108 times each.
2. Fake accent university mein enroll kiya
3. 11/22/30/45 days ke leave ke liye boss ko email kiya
4. Popular 80s music director composed songs wali movie mein role ke liye contract sign kiya.
5. Balwant Kaur ko special thank you card likha
6. Desh ke President ka naam yaad kiya
Edited by meera30 - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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I wore a red sari!

I learnt a few poses - umm taekwando poses

I photo-shopped Salmanji's face with Barunji's



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