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Posted: 13 years ago

BhaTiya present Shy(am) and Di(e)'s Uncut Text messages

Shyam:You are a mans Di-light (refer to lamp wick shameless plugin)

Anjali: I love you Shyam-Poo.

Shyam: You are the Di-ya to my Batti

Shyam: If I were taking part in a cooking cook, I would cook Di-m Sum

Anjali: And I'd cum all the way to Shy-ingapore to support you. Financially that is

Shyam: Why the Di-stances rey?

Anjali: Chotey kicked out out like Trash(y)

Shyam: How is my Di-L Pickle

Anjali: Craving some Shy-AAM

Shyam: Let's have a date and meet in Di-Li hotel poolside

Anjali: That FlaSHY hotel by Vasant Vihar?

Anjali: Mein Shyam Ki Di-wani Hoon

Shyam: Hum di-L dey chuke Sanam

Mami: Arnav bitwa, I think Anjali is texting her new boy toy

Arnav: Thats FiSHY cuz I thought i was her boy toy.

Mami: Oooh Shy-nap!

Arnav: KhuSHY, what is going on with Di?

Koosie: I dont know and I dont want to be puSHY.

Arnav: but Can i get your pus(s)y?

Khushi:

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bhangan

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Posted: 13 years ago

DaDi: Arnav I Di-sagree with your Di-cision to kick SHYam out of the house

ASR: I do not want to Di-scuss this matter any further

Shashi: I was a Di-sco dancer back in Di day

Garima: Aww squiSHY poo you are still my Di-sco dancer ❤️

ASR: Have you seen my banyan and chadDi anywhere?

HP: Payal bhabhi might have waSHYed them with her clothes

Viewers:

This family is so suiciDIal

Its Di-sgusting to see other shows being promoted

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Shyam: You tricked your Chotey. You are not as DI-mwitted as you look!

Anjali: Same to you. You are not as DI-abolical as they think you are! But quite DI-SHY to me!

You-know-who calls you Vol-DI-Mort!

Shyam: WHAT THE!!! I don't even measure up to a SHY-lock, let alone the master!

Arnav: Khu-SHY, no MUs, then why you seem all MU-SHY today.

Dadi: The girl looks fi-SHY to me

Khushi: Arnavji, its aci-DI-ty and Dhak-dhak!

Phan-gurl 1: Arnavji looks da-SHY-ng in blue SHY-irt!

Phan-gurl 2: Sa-DI-sm runs in their heri-DI-ty. That explains all the Sui-shy-des

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madmaxine

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Posted: 13 years ago

Edited.

I think Di has been watching Di-sturbia. The movie, not the song by Rihanna! 😊 She seems to have lost it. Her Di-maag, I mean. Going behind her family's back to meet her Di-mented husband. Aiyyo. Ek Di-mentor wala Kiss milega toh sab pata chal jayega.

Speaking of kiss, will he? Tells. Tells.

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Why this Trolla-veri Di?

Arnav: I'm Di-abetic.

Khushi: Bitch please, I'm Dadi-abetic.

Anjali: Chotey still thinks you are a Di-ck.

Shyam: Di-yya Ho!

Dadi: There is something fiSHY going on.

Arnav: Only non-veg, di-mmit!

KhuSHY: I'm so scared. Do I play the cricket like Afri-di?

Payal: Bhin-di di-d me wonders.

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She-who-must-not-be-named

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Posted: 13 years ago

DI-signer SHY-aam-POO

AM so SHY-orry ya'll. The funnies ain't CUMing today!!

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bhangan

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Posted: 13 years ago

All those that res and leave us hanging are Di-rty minded peoples

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Smriti

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Posted: 13 years ago

res - till i find something witty to say

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Here is my theory. Dadi has a crush on Shyam. Now she comes here after 14 years and finds her cougar balloon burst. Yeh Kya, Shyam kaha hai?

Di rues that Chote lies to her to be with Khushi and spends time with Khushi. Ahem. Talk about HYPOCRISY with CAPS_LOCK H

The waterfront restaurant is a decoy. its a place where women get accosted by single, roving-eyes. Remember last time Payal was there? A random good looking stranger came in for booty call and then the track was abandoned because the Random stranger demanded money to sleep with payal.

Trysts behind pillar was awesome. I vote for full deed behind pillars while others are busy with pooja prep. Just make sure Di is not around.

And today, Di got a lesson on "when not to interrupt" here she was rushing for booty call and got interrupted. Learn woman, learn. Dont interrupt love birds. Samjhi tum?

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Kookiemonster

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Booty calling and booty texting ke liye sampark karein : Shyam Manohar Jha.

At you service since 2011.

Currently he is living somewhere between Vasant Vihar and Barakhamba road.

He has spidey senses, he can hide behind trees and go unnoticed even with a 200 pound frame,his seed can make you pregnant without any bump, his kid is MR.India already.

He is master at playing hide and seek and also for many years he has been married to a clingy, needy and a horny woman who demands his attention 24*7.

All men, women and others interested call SMJ ASAP.

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