DM's Test in Humanity...Pontifications? - Page 64

Originally posted by: LoopypooL

Hotty : It is all your fault. I wish I never met you.

Happy : What did you expect. I am a doormat. I also double as a punching bag.

Hotty : Exactly. You paraded your punchability and Creepy hit on you. You have no boundaries

Happy : What did you expect. I am SP Bahu having my own Pavitra Rishta Wohi Soch Nahi.

Hotty : Weepy is weeping so much because of you

Happy : What did you expect. She blackmailed me that she will stop eating and weeping. So I had to blackmail the CVs and ask them to make her weep longer and deeper.

Hotty : I want to make love to you so much.

Happy : What about foreplay

Hotty : Forgot. You are charcterless. Smirk. You have no class. Smile. You are vile nymphomaniac. One step forward. You're a home wrecker. Pouts. You are the reason RM lost its happines. Whistles. Is that enough. Or else FM1 through FM11 will start petitioning for world peace redemption.

Happy : Words without any manhandling does nothing for me Hotty.

Hotty grabs Happy arms and shakes her violently and smashes her against the wall.

Audience : OMASR. He is so sexy. I think I am going to faint.

Female Audience : ASR is such a tiger. I am sure he is a lion in bed

Male Audience : I will try this on my wife tonight and if she objects I will slap her and show her this episode.

ME: Yup, do that... Also book an appointment with criminal lawyer and divorce lawyer respectively for spousal abuse case that your wifey gonna slap on your a$$...

What goes in hottie land, won't go in notty land... Kapish?

Happy : Hottyji. You are hurting me

Hotty : What did you expect. I am the dominant male. I also double as a dominant villain.

Happy : Exactly. Now I know why you threw the villain out so you can lust after me now and repent love me later.

Hotty : What did you expect. I am a SP Naya Sadasya having my own Kyunki Mohhabat Bhi Kabhi Nafrat Ki.

Happy : Just Do It or else I will leave RM

Hotty : You cannot. Contract and all. Lamey will leave Meeky.

Happy : I think he should. He looks like he is not getting any either.

ME: If I was Meeky, I would give up expecting Lamey grow a pair and will buy bunny robots (if you know what you mean... 😉 )

P.S. If you don't, then those are exactly what your innocent uncorrupted mind imagined...

Happy : Hotty knows how to blush. Oh My. Now, pick me up, lie me down and make my dreams come true

Hotty : OMASR. I need protection.

Happy : It is ok. I am a pill popping Diva.

Hotty : Chi !! I need protection from you. I am running away from you. I do not want to make the biggest mistake of YOUR life. Here I come sanaya-si log. Here I come.

Happy : Contract Buddy

Hotty : How can you be so mean you mistake maker repeater. You gold digging vampini. You home wrecking lustini.

Happy : What did you expect. Audience are so dumb. They still have not figured it out. The zabardast twist is that I am the actual villain. Not Creepy. Not Weepy. Not Crappy.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

ME: Ooohhh yeah, kick some a$$ Koosi... I wanna see Cat woman meets poison ivy... No more fluffy kitten or kicked puppy faces pleej... Kahan ho meri sherni? Jaago...

No prizes for guessing. I am as shameless as Koosi and have no self respect either. So I am back. You can all beat me up if you like and then be my friends again.

Loopy my darling, I love shameless Koosi... I like sexy, vampy, lusty Koosi even better. Hugs... 🤗