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Well as the weekend is fast approaching us how are you all my beauties? Looking forward to a peaceful relaxing time , maybe spent idling the time away with loved ones? Or will you my
beauties be on the edge of your seat awaiting the ME ( I am assuming its this weekend?)
What ever delights maybe on your menu add this to it and chew it over, swallow, digest and cogitate with me
Please my beauties spare a thought for my rather frail and fragile nerves as I launch into a tirade and expostulate my utter disgust and deviation on the Raizaada family!!!
Is this family for real? Fictional they maybe but they have my ulcer doing a fandango or would that be a flamenco with a spark of fire as its partner in crime and a bed of frothing bubbling acid juices as the dance floor leaving the linings of my stomach wall shaken, stirred and aflame. Is this a small taste of hell before the gates of inferno are opened wide and a gush of torrential molten acid sweep me away into a boiling cauldron and blissful oblivion , hopefully?
Disgraceful, disgusting, degenerate, discombobulated and definitely a very deviantly despicable lot of adjectives that do not even begin to describe these motley collection calling themselves a family
Self absorbed, utterly selfish, self motivated, supercilous and smug to boot.
Is there any member of the family even vaguely bordering on normal? NK possibly? Then again he grew up on the other side of the globe without much interference nor influence from this weirdly abnormal renegade family.
Pray do tell. Are my expectations of a family too much? Too high even?
Anjali has my poor fragile nerves in overdrive. She would drive a saint insane.
I am beginning to harbour maniacal thoughts of an axe murderer!!! Sharpening my axe as the glint in my eye expands into mega proportions!
Mamiji reminds me of a yapping demented poodle!!! Frou frou, parlour perm and tail brushed into an incongruous angle pandering to that ninny called Anjali bittya. I could spit
ASR the devil's spawn. Spews with an apopletic fit, spits his dummy out with very little manners or decorum only to be followed with a flippant and inconsequential apology first having driven all over the countryside.
Remember folks never and I mean never buy a car previously owned by the Raizaada clan. Toad has either tempered with it or ASR has worn out the brake discs!!!
His apologies mean piffle, nadda ...zilch.
Akash the wet weekend from RM must be the most ineffectual man alive. He is a nitwit
Nani the matriach of the house who I had given some credit has had me rapidly withdrawing it
She is only good for one thing. Shaking her booty and looking at Weeping Willow with a look that defies description and explaination. Is that a panic stricken terror I spied?
Looks like a deathwish...either for herself or Weeping Willow herself
So my beauties has this fruitcake of a family got your gastric juices flowing or simply the reverse...lying down in a darkened room muttering Om, Om, Om and I don't mean Om Prakash!!!
So get excited my beauties and use that perfectly manicured fingers on your immaculate keyboards and share a line or two
Have a wonderful weekend my beauties
Carpe diem!!!
Cricket
