Dear Arnav and Khushi,
You know what! I'm kind of happy with you guys. It seems you are bent on exhausting every possible Misunderstanding scenario - big or small - before you decide to start to work on the Understanding scenarios. I really like the method of learning by the process of elimination, but you both have taken it to a whole new level.
It can be something as big as an out-of-wedlock scandal to something as little as swapping of medicines.
Fact #1: Arnav is older. Therefore, he has bigger misunderstandings.
Example: My Jijaji is cheating on my sister with my (would/could/should-have-been) girlfriend.
Fact #2: Khushi is younger. Therefore, she has smaller misunderstandings.
Example: Arnav switched the medicines on purpose so that my Jiji is kicked out of RM because I tried to stop him from entering the bathroom first.
Fact#3: Arnav is older. Therefore, his method of messing with Khushi is bigger.
Example: Threaten her. Marry her. Threaten her.
Fact #4: Khushi is younger. Therefore, her method of messing with Arnav is smaller.
Example: Wake up Arnav by sneezing in his face.
One wants to say, 'Dumb!' but somehow, one ends up saying, 'Aww, Adorable! Someone please give them a hug for us.'
Yours In-Any-Scenario,
Fandom
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Arnav and Khushi:
1. Let's recollect:
Khushi: Do you remember anything?
Arnav: No. *sighs relief; suddenly tense* Do you?
Khushi: No. *okay! If you don't then, neither do I*
And the award for the Most Romantic Duffers of the Century goes to…. *drum roll* ARNAV AND KHUSHIII
There goes all the mehnat (hard work) of getting you both drunk enough to get as close to a confession that you'll ever get in this lifetime. After all, Bhang - the singular most powerful substance known in the universe to get a near-confession out of Arnav and Khushi - can NOT be consumed on a daily basis.
2. I'll remember but shan't tell you!
For Arnav, yes, definitely he remembers everything good and proper.
For Khushi, I'm still not so sure, because if she does remember all, then she should be really scared and worried about having disclosed Arnav's secret to Shyam. She has again promised him that she'd stay and she'd keep quiet on his secret.
Now, will Arnav believe Shyam like he did before, or will he wonder…?
Arnav, please wonder! Don't be the nutter like you were before, and definitely do not run out of the house to cry on the road in the middle of the night - thinking that your wife ditched you! C'mon, you really haven't forgotten anything. You remember that her heart beats for you.
Kick Shyam in the face - better stress buster! Besides, you don't need to help Shyam destroy you; he can manage that very well on his own.
3. Bathroom fight ended outside the bathroom. Well, in all fairness, it did reach the bathroom door knob. Gotta be fair where you gotta be fair!
Fandom: What the … ! It ended before it started?
Yes, fellas! That's bathroom fight for you - the CVs translated 'Bathroom Fight' as - 'Fight for the Bathroom', rather than as 'Fight in the Bathroom'!
Khushi, darling, this is ASR you're talking to. He won't threaten you with your Jiji just for entering the bathroom before you.
Arnav, stop being exasperated! You apparently knew what you were getting home, when you married her. Hopefully!
Besides, you really loved it when she stated so categorically - I have a right over this house. I am your wife. - C'mon, admit it. You LOVED it! Psst! So did she! :)
4. Khushi, LOVED that the moment you figured out that Arnav had the wrong meds, you rushed to stop him from having them.
Love is thicker than diabetes!
5. Khushi's speech to Arnav on supposed conspiracy against Payash …
Arnav, dear me! You really didn't get a word in the edgeways.
ASR, you may need to come to Arnav's rescue. He's fresh from the near-confession, and does not have the nerve to counter the girl he's heart is beating for. He may need a pick-me-up from you.
6. Arnav's eyes were nearly teary when he came down to stand up for Payal. Of course, the hurt wasn't just that Payal was being thrown out - but his dear loving heart being mistrusted.
LOVED : Everyone needs to relax! LOL Khushi didn't quite relax!
7. Khushi, you totally crushed your man, didn't you!?
He tried to speak up so many times but you didn't quite give him the chance. You really have him a piece of your mind. So, to you, he did it just to put you in your place. Darling, even if do not properly remember him 'fessing up, you can't forget all that you saw in the recording.
But of course, you have justifications. He's been hot now, cold now!
8. Aww, Khushi! How you pleaded your sister's case.
When you mentioned all the tricks and insults and all - how sweetly you mentioned that you are used to this but she is not.
Arnav, didn't it break your heart to hear that? She is used to being insulted.
Arnav, Whenever you decide to pick up from where you left the confession - Buddy, you must remember to Treat her like a Queen. In fact, if you want Fandom will have some really good ready ideas on how you can do that. Just ask, if you need.
9. ASR, you have earned the reputation, buddy. Just a day before you told her you could get her sister divorced - and proved it. She ain't gonna trust you that easy now. Only, now that you know that love is veddy veddy mutual, it's hard to have her mistrust you. Not only won't she trust you with what you did, she will also mistrust you with what you didn't do!
ASR, was it hard to be accused of something you did not do?
What you felt today is nothing compared to what Khushi would feel when she learns of your reasons to marry her. If this teeny-weeny accusation bothers you so, how much more would it hurt her with your life-altering accusation?
Though yeah, some part of you right now justifies your feeling - how can she, who is herself cheating my sister, get so bothered when something hurts her own sister!? I didn't even do anything to your sister. I in fact got her married to my brother. But you, Khushi! What good did it do you to cheat my sister?!
And yet you love her! Aren't you a mess!
10. Khushi, you have resolved that he'd throw you out. Honey, he won't. Especially, with the kind of things you're trying, he'll only fall in love with you deeper and you will only manage to steal his already stolen heart.
This throwing-you-out department belongs to Shyam and you let him handle it. Not that he'd be very successful in getting you out permanently, even if he gets it done temporarily (Keyword: 'if')
11. Khushi, you were up all night with a notebook and a pencil? Now, you've definitely given the Fandom an idea that you're probably writing a diary which one day Arnav might use to discover the truth. Sweetheart, if this is not true, better clarify the misconception as soon as possible, else some of us might feel this is an open thread.
12. Yeah, Khushi, you were up all night and he slept? Bahut na-insafi hai! (Very Unfair!)
So off you go to disturb his slumber - only to do what? Be captured by the Sleeping Handsome!? Who, by the way, even in his sleep knows how to greet you first thing in the morning - Shut up, Khushi!
Aww… your dear heart melted when you saw him asleep like a baby!
LOVED when he nearly threw the cushion at you, but hugged it instead.
Darling, you sneezed on his face!? Granted you're his wife, but ASR's face!
13. 100 ways to irk Arnav! Okay! He's had it. She's bent on proving to him just how 'Unbelievably Wifey' she can be like.
Others:
1. ASR: thanks for stepping in. Though, it created a good impression on the household, Khushi wasn't nearly as impressed.
2. Even Shyam tried to shut Mami Jaan up. Of course not!
3. Shyam - I hope one of these days, someone's gonna mix bhang in your drink and then you'll be singing self-destructive matters-of-the-heart to the RM community.
You saw the true colors!? Idiot, you only saw what you wanted to. But nonetheless, whatever you saw is for the betterment of Arnav-Khushi. So , don't delay your plans any further. Get on with it, already!
In fact you even have help from the very people, you are trying to destroy – as though you couldn't manage enough destruction on your own, here's ASR and KKGSR to help you with it.
4. Anjali: Dearie, it ain't your husband, but you who's taken an overdose of Bhang!
On the Lighter Side:
1. Mama Ji, Mami Jaan's macchi bazaar is an everyday thing. You gotta be home more often.
2. Akash: Payal one second, and Payal 'ji' the next? Make up your mind. Where's your Bournevita?
3: Mami Jaan: Ee Shirt ke button ki size ki goli, Coat button ke size ki kaise ho gayi.
On the side:
The bathroom wonderment!
Fandom: Wonder if more such fights are to follow! Maybe today they are just building up to the major fight in the bathroom where a Rabba-vey might be seen.
CVs: Dunno, in what doomed hour, we thought of Rabba-vey! In a story worth a 1000 pages, the single solitary thing these fans had to cling on to was 'Rabba-vey'! They tell us to give them a mature love story, but can't themselves seem to grow out of a Rabba-vey.
Fandom: Well, it's not our fault. Rabba-vey is the limit you ever let the romance grow up to. We're only expecting you to hit at least the benchmarked point of Romance.
CVs: Well, the story has a lot more to it than Rabba-veys. Try to focus on the other stuff.
Fandom: Like …
CVs: love – hate ratio
Fandom: Bogus. There was never no hatred between 'em two!
CVs: We tried. You shot us down, demanding Rabba-veys.
Fandom: And you gave us? Why?
CVs: You'd rather we don't give them to you?
Fandom: No, we certainly don't mean that! Rabba-veys are essential life giving force for IPK!
CVs: There, we rest our case!
Fandom: Do you!?
CVs: Of course not! *among themselves* Audience is always right! *rolls eyes* c'mon, team! Ditch the MU. We can stretch 6 months to 6 decades and Arnav and Khushi can 'fess up in many more subtle ways without saying 'I love you' and Shyam can try to separate Khushi ji from Saale sahib till he is 95 and getting ready for crematorium !
Write more Rabba-veys - in bathroom, on stairs, in car, in front of Shyam, in front on Nani/Mami/HP, In front of Payash (hmm.. that might actually help! At least someone will make some progress..), …
Mathematics for Dummies
Teacher: Arnav, Khushi, c'mon! Be silent and pay attention.
Arnav: She is sitting in my place.
Khushi: He took my pencil.
Arnav: So did not. My pencil is better than yours. Why should I take yours?
Khushi: You always want to bother me. You like it.
Teacher: That's enough. Okay. Take out your Math books. Arnav, solve this problem:
Khushi loves Shyam = Khushi's heart beats for Arnav. Prove this.
Arnav: Solution: Khushi is a swindler. No, wait! Khushi is stupid. No, hang on! Khushi is cute! I got it – Khushi is a cutely stupid swindler!
Teacher: *looks disbelievingly* Arnav! How can someone be stupid and swindle at the same time? Try it again and keep on trying it till you solve it.
Khushi, solve this problem:
Arnav destroys Khushi's life = Arnav loves Khushi. Prove this.
Khushi: Solution: Arnav is a Khoonkhaar Laad Governer who doesn't know how to propose his love.
Teacher: *looks disbelievingly* Incorrect! How can someone khoonkhaar love another person? Try it again and keep on trying it till you solve it.
Haaye re nandkisore!
Precap:
Welcome back, dear! Had your Neembu?
Khushi, it seems is decided on showing ASR what a 'wife' means. She's apparently turned his beloved poolside into a dhobi-ghat.
She's sworn that you'd send her away yourself! Dude, you messed with the wrong girl. Khushi is bent on proving just how 'Unbelievable' she can be.
LOVED her song - what the..! what the..! what the..! what the..!
Khushi, darling, by the way, he will not throw you out when you do stuff like this. He'll simply love you more. You are nothing like anything he's experienced before.
New Tagline: Will Khushi, while staying in Arnav's room, anger him?
Dear Tagline, are you always so slow on the uptake?
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