Oneshot: Tum ho to har Haar bhi manjoor hai

Tum ho to har Haar bhi manjoor hai

A case is going on in a court. Two advocates are fighting while the judge is listening them.

"Objection your honour!!!!"

"Objection granted"

"your honour'.jaisiki hum jante hai ke iss case mein bahot jada savut humare taraf hai to juneja ji kahan se yeh jhoote report hume dikha rahe hai"

"Objection your honour! Yeh koi mamuli sa report nehi hai''."

"Objection suspended"

Prem Juneja sat on his chair leaving a sigh as there is no chance of his winning this case. He is the most famous lawyer in this city, no other lawyer has never defeat him except this woman'.Lawyer Heer. He just hates her. This is the 44^th time she is winning against him and also this is the 44^th time he is fighting with her. Everytime they meet for a case Prem Juneja always loses. When a party chooses Prem for their case they are sure that they will win but when they hear that opposite side chooses Heer, they become disappointed. Prem Juneja and Heer are the most famous lawyer in the city.

After 15 mins the judge declares the result and as usual one more time Prem Juneja lost. Heer smiled at Prem and about to go from the court room Prem stopped her.

"Congratulation Ms. Heer."

"Thanks"

"One more time you have defeated me."

"Yeah, better luck next time"

Heer went away from there and some reporters got her to take some info about the case.

"So Ms. Heer, again you have defeated one of the most famous lawyer in the city'.Prem juneja'..so can you tell us about this case'please'ma'am?"

"Excuse me'..sorry now I have to go to my son's school to pick him up''"

Heer went away from the reporters and sat in her car and drove from there.

Just Prem remembered that he also had to go to pick his dear daughter Chahat.

"Oh my god'..i just forgot about Chahat. She must be waiting for me. Oh God''."

Prem also drove away to Chahat's school.

Here Chahat was sitting on a bench in an angry mood.

"Oh God'.yeh papa bhi na'..itni late karti hai'..at least Mamma to aa jati'.mera favourite cartoon show miss ho rahi hai''"

"Sorry Beta"

"Papa'..aab kitne baje hai?????"

"Sorry bola to'."

"To kya hua? Aap pure 45 min late ho'.."

"Kya kare beta'.aaj case tha'.issliye late hogaye'."

"Oh I see'."

"Chahat'.tumne punchha nehi ke case mein kya hua?"

"Iss mein puchhne wali kya baat hai'..simple'.aap haar gaye''"

"Accha'..aapko kaise pata?"

"Simple'..jaab bhi aap uss gusse wali awrat se case larti ho to aap haar jaate ho'..hamesha'."

"Yeah'.beta'..you are right''main haar gaya'.FIRSE'.."

"Anyway'..let's go home''waise aap itni mood off karke kyun rakhe ho'.cheer up Papa''.."

"Let's go"

Prem and Chahat drove to their home.

Here Heer came into her home with her 4 years little son Arjun. She found out that her husband is still out for work and she just gave Arjun a bath and fed him some snackes then she went to the kitchen make some dishes for lunch while Arjun was watching cartoons in the television.

Heer was making some rotis when she felt someone's hand on her waist. She understood that her husband was home.

"Aap kya karrahe ho?"

"Romancing with my wife"

"Accha?"

"Umm'." As he placed his lips on her neck and throat.

"Waise aap mujhe congratulate nehi kiye'."

"Congratulate kyun karron'.aaj bhi case jeet gaye ho issliye na?"

"Aur nehi to kya'Uss Prem Juneja kabhi mujhe hara paya hai kya?"

"Absolutely'..he is such a dumb'.and Congrats to you" He kissed her on her cheek.

"Waise'.arrey'.kya karrahe hai aap'.chhodiye'.Arjun living room mein hai"

"Mujhe pata hai. Waise Heer uss Prem Juneja to fight mein tumhare barabar mein sirf ek bachcha hai"

"Hmm'dekhna parega na Biwi kiska hai?"

"Mera,aur kiska?"

They both laughed of their silly jokes

"Accha Heer'.uss Prem Juneja to kafi handsome hai'agar kabhi wo tumhe impress kar diya to tum kya karoge?"

"Kya'.aap yeh saab kya kahe rahe hai'.usska bhi to apna biwi hoga na'usska biwi usse yeh karne dega tab na'huh?"

"Mujhe kya pata'.accha Heer aab upar kaamre mein chaalo'mujhe aur intezaar nehi ho raha hai'.tumne subha kahe the na ke tumehare iss case ke baad tum mere saath'."

"Lekin yeh lunch'."

"Chhodo yeh lunch-vaanch aur upaar chaalo"

"Aap bhi na!"

He took her to their room and they both had fun. They were lying with each other under a sheet when the bell rang. Heer was about to sit up to check who had come but her husband stopped her.

"Tum kaha jarahe ho?"

"Kan aaya hai wo dekhne keilye'."

Heer stood up and dressed and went to downstairs to see who had come. She opened the door and saw all her in-law's members, her mother-in-law, father-in-law, her sisters-in laws, brother -in-laws with their wives.

"Congratulation!!!!" They all congrats Heer together. Heer was surprised. And she was too happy seeing her family together after a long time.

"Hum bahot khush hai beta'.tum aaj firse jeet gayi'." Her father-in-law spoke

"Thanks bauji"

"Hum bhi bahot khush hai beta"

"Thanks ma"

They all were happy.

"Waise beta mera pota-poti kahan hai?...kitne dino se nehi dekha unn donoko"

"Hum yahan hai dadaji"

Arjun and his sister ran to their grandparents. They hugged them, kissed them and all were happy.

"Heer beta'uss nalayak kahan hai?...dikhai nehi diya"

"Heer kaun aaya hai" As her husband coming from the stairs.

"'.arrey ma, bauji, di aap log??!!"

"Haan'.hum'.kaisa hai tu?"

"Main theek hoon bauji, aap saab log theek hai?"

"Haan, saab thik hai"

"Bhabi, aaj to party honi chahiye'..Bhabi firse jo jeet gayi'..oye balle balle''."Heer's youngest brother-in-law said.

They all were having fun. All were happy while Heer's husband were giving her glances and signals to go to their room. It was always a mystery to Heer that whenever she won a case her husband would be in a romantic mood. God knows why!

While everyone was celebrating the day and chatting with each others Heer's mother-in-law and her eldest sister-in-law were looking her carefully.

"Beta" Her mother-in-law asked her in a tone so that no one could hear except her, Heer and her eldest daughter.

"Jee Maa"

"Beta'teri chehra itna safed kyun lagrahi hai'."

"Jee Maa?"

"Teri taabiyaat kharab hai?"

"Nahi to Maa'.kyun?"

"Nahi wo'kya hai na teri taabiyaat thik nahi lagrahi hai"

"Wo'Maa'.mujhe kuch nahi hua hai'.main ekdaam thik hoon"

"Arrey Heer, Maa se kya chupana'.bol do Maa ko" Heer's eldest sister-in-law spoke.

"Nahi di'.wo'.mujhe kuch nahi hua hai'."

"Accha?...aab Maa se bhi jhoot bolna seekh gayi hai tu'.agar tujhe kuch nahi hua hai to tera chehra itna safed kyun lagrahi hai aur teri aankhe bhi kitna laal hai'.aur haath-paa bhi kaisa ho gayi hai aur saabse badi baat teri pet'."

"Meri pet?!" she tried to hide her stomach with her sari pallu and blushed.

"Tu Maa banne wali hai'.hai na?"

"Wo Maa'." She blushed uncontroblly as she had been caught by her mother-in-law and her sister-in-law.

"Rahne de'.hume saab samajh mein aate hai"

She again blushed.

"Suniye saab log, aaj jashn mananeki ek aur wajah mil gayi'..meri bahu Heer firse Maa banne wali hai"

Everyone exclaimed with joy and surprise especially her husband.

"Tumne mujhe bataya nahi'."

"Wo actually'."

"Anyway'main bahot khush hoon'.I love you"

"Me too'.."

"Ek minute'ek minute'." Heer's younger brother-in-law got the attention of everyone.

"Darasaal main aap saab logoko ek aur baat batana chahti hoon'."

Everyone wondered if his wife was also pregnant! His wife poked him from behind.

"Preet! Main pregnant nehi hoon!" She whispered in his ears

"Mujhe pata hai"

"Darasaal aaj jaise meri Bhabi case mein jeet gayi waise hi meri Bhaiya aaj case mein haar geya'.to hua na ek aur baat jashne keliye'.ha ha ha ha "

Everyone laughed again listening his statement while Prem made a fake sad face. He said to his wife whispering,

"Dekha Heer, saab mera mazak uda raha hai"

"ha ha ha ha, mujhe to bada maza aaraha hai"

"ACCHA! Maza to aab main tumhe dikhaunga" Making a fake angry face

"Prem! Tum haar gaye to iss mein itna gussa karne wale kya baat hai"

"Heer tum bhi na'.court mein main jitna baar kyun na tumse haaroon main to hamesha tumhare Hero hi hoona, Hai na Heer?" Prem said making a cute face.

"Hero nahi, Haaroo!"

"HEER!" He laughed and hugged her tightly.

He was happy'..he was with his love Heer and his children'.another one was coming soon'.and he will be always with his family'.it didn't matter to him if he lost every case'..he just wanted their happiness''he prayed to God "Thanks God for make me lose every time"''

If she is with him he will accept every lose''..HAPPIELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• this was fab..i had gussed correctly at starting that her husband was prem