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Posted: 14 years ago
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yes, even i have a sister. although she doest know about it yet. i have decided to make her my sister.

she is hot, sexy and independent.

shes also a p*rnstar,penthouse pet etc.

she is well known across the world by probably every kid whos puberty just kicked in. she has an army of 20million such people on a strange website called "google".

recently she was in my country to win a television show. which she didnt because all her fans were busy watching other "sneak peak" videos of her.

shes married now, but my jiju is ok with her selling her dvds after marriage. hes a nice guy. but his parents dropped him on his head when he was born. its ok. its not like his mand buddhi which is a common word her friends use everyday. its just that after being dropped hes been thinking with the wrong head.

she was evicted on new years eve from the show because people didnt like her, no body probably voted because they were too busy celebrating christmas with people happily and weren't threatened by them.

oh btw shes indian, but shes also canadian and american. passport ka bhi dhanda hai lagta hai. accha hi chal raha hoga.

i want all of you to accept this woman as your behen too. shes the perfect model of a modern woman. she has so much culutre because she finds it hard to stick to one country. she will give all of us a nice lesson about shame, limits and being a bharatiya naari.

if you even look at her wrong shell publicly make sure you forcibly accept celibacy.

shes ok with 600 pound fat guys though. if youre thin dont think about her. apply for her services only if you have gynacomastia. or are a sumo wrestler.

please accept her as your behen too. she really wants to be popular and make lots of moeny in india but is unable to do so because we are sooo conservative. its like 1.2billion people were born without any sex being involved. so please help me change her image.

make her your bhenji.

yes we can.

yes we can.

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Posted: 14 years ago
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🤣 🤣 super awesome...

your "yes we can" was winning phrase..probably I liked it better now..better than when Obama usedf 😉

but sorry boss even if I have gun on my head and am told to accept her as my sister,I would happily take the bullet in my head...😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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LOL..Your post is funny😆 Its amazing to see Sunny act like a "Sati-Savitri"😲
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Posted: 14 years ago
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she is happy in her world .aap uski duniya mai kyu ghus rahe ho.In case you r happy making relations,aapki marzi.Hame kyu phasa rahe ho.Life is too hard.Why to make it more complicated."sangeen haqiqat hai duniya,koi sunhaira khawab nahi"
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Posted: 14 years ago
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oh , firstly i must say its awesome post , by your post it feels as you talking about your Sunny...
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Big Boss made fun of her stupid allegations over amar's lift , Now she was smiling ,laughing being taken again on arms by other man, no where is her NO NO ,Don't pick me up, Put me down Etc Etc.
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Posted: 14 years ago
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I think Bigg Boss deliberately asked the Sumo wrestler to pick her up and show the world what her reaction is.
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Je aapne phir aisa bola, bola to mein aapko futa dungi. aap log bahut judgemental ho. Aaapka ghar mein biwi hei, respect her, respect. i want respect, Je aap nahi doge to sabko futa dungi
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Though i dun agree to ur viewpoint but full credits to ur hilarious writing..
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Posted: 14 years ago
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it is like putting a flower on baldy guy with a sellotape !!!!🤢

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