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Losing Finalist Amar Upadhyay (Sad & Lost expressions)--- "Itni shiddat se maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai,----------------
-----------ki har zarre ne mujhe tumse milane ki koshish ki hai---------😭
WINNER OF BB-5, MAHEK CHAHAL (Bubbling like a frothing Bagpiper Soda)--------------"kehte hai agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho,-------- toh poori kaynaat tumhein usse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai---------aap sabne mujhe meri chahat se mila diya--------"
2nd Runner Up Sky (eyes blazing red)---------------kehte hai ki filmon ki tarah hamari zindagi mein bhi end tak sab theek hee ho jaata hai..happy endings Mahek---------------Magar agar theek naa ho, jaise mere liye naheen hui, toh woh the end nahi Mahek Chahal, picture abhi baaki hai mere dost..."
Kishmish Bedi: Humare liye humari Beti ka Birthday sabse jyaada important thha, humne apne all seven fans ko bata diya thha, Papa ko bhi, ki humein vota naa karein. Sky bahut genuine hai.
Juhi Mooli Parantha Parmar (constipated expression & stink oozing out): Jo dikhaya gaya hai woh reality naheen hai. Main, Sky, Pooja Bedi ji aur Sunny hi wahaan genuine log thhe. Mahek ke peeche kisi ka haath thha. Haan? Kiska haath? Naheen, no comments! ......Aur main apne Husband ko bahut miss kar rahi thhi...bahut din ho gaye thhe unka Dimaag aur unke haathon ke banaye paranthe khaaye hue!😲
SHONALI NAGRANI (weeping & in nasal voice)😭: Haar gayin isnka dunkh naheen hain...dunkh is baant ka hain ki mere fans ne bola mujhe pyaar karte hain...aur mujhe vonte bhin naheen diyaan...jhoont se nanfrat hai munjhe...sob-sob-subuk-subuk---blows nose--subuk-sob-blows nose...sob, sob😭😭😭
KID SID (wearing torn kurta pyjama and screaming in front of a huge manhole on road)-Pacchees, Pacchees, Pacchees...a guy comes near and asks Kya Pacchhees?---Kid Sid pushes him inside the hole and screams Chhabbees, Chhabbees, Chhabbees!---(its obvious he has gone mad).
SUNNY LEONE- VIVID Entertainment proudly presents her latest- racy adventure, Sunny in Big Boss House---guest appearance by Indian telly star Sky and Australian cricketer Andrew Symonds!👏👏👏
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Losing Finalist Amar Upadhyay (Sad & Lost expressions)--- "Itni shiddat se maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai,----------------
-----------ki har zarre ne mujhe tumse milane ki koshish ki hai---------😭
WINNER OF BB-5, MAHEK CHAHAL (Bubbling like a frothing Bagpiper Soda)--------------"kehte hai agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho,-------- toh poori kaynaat tumhein usse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai---------aap sabne mujhe meri chahat se mila diya--------"
2nd Runner Up Sky (eyes blazing red)---------------kehte hai ki filmon ki tarah hamari zindagi mein bhi end tak sab theek hee ho jaata hai..happy endings Mahek---------------Magar agar theek naa ho, jaise mere liye naheen hui, toh woh the end nahi Mahek Chahal, picture abhi baaki hai mere dost..."
Kishmish Bedi: Humare liye humari Beti ka Birthday sabse jyaada important thha, humne apne all seven fans ko bata diya thha, Papa ko bhi, ki humein vota naa karein. Sky bahut genuine hai.
Juhi Mooli Parantha Parmar (constipated expression & stink oozing out): Jo dikhaya gaya hai woh reality naheen hai. Main, Sky, Pooja Bedi ji aur Sunny hi wahaan genuine log thhe. Mahek ke peeche kisi ka haath thha. Haan? Kiska haath? Naheen, no comments! ......Aur main apne Husband ko bahut miss kar rahi thhi...bahut din ho gaye thhe unka Dimaag aur unke haathon ke banaye paranthe khaaye hue!😲
SHONALI NAGRANI (weeping & in nasal voice)😭: Haar gayin isnka dunkh naheen hain...dunkh is baant ka hain ki mere fans ne bola mujhe pyaar karte hain...aur mujhe vonte bhin naheen diyaan...jhoont se nanfrat hai munjhe...sob-sob-subuk-subuk---blows nose--subuk-sob-blows nose...sob, sob😭😭😭
KID SID (wearing torn kurta pyjama and screaming in front of a huge manhole on road)-Pacchees, Pacchees, Pacchees...a guy comes near and asks Kya Pacchhees?---Kid Sid pushes him inside the hole and screams Chhabbees, Chhabbees, Chhabbees!---(its obvious he has gone mad).
SUNNY LEONE- VIVID Entertainment proudly presents her latest- racy adventure, Sunny in Big Boss House---guest appearance by Indian telly star Sky and Australian cricketer Andrew Symonds!👏👏👏
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