Hey people! 😃
It's the 10th of September today. We know that all of u are very excited to attend our coolest friend Sofia's birthday bash 😎.. But, now guys, we have something serious to tell u all... Brace yourselves, people! Coz now we are about to make a revelation... There's no birthday bash going on here right now.. Instead, you all have been invited here to witness the biggest Swayamver of the century
Wonder why we're arranging a swayamvar? Well, we all know Sofi loves SalmanK., a very deep wala love ☺️ , so ofcourse if she had the chance, she would love to marry him 😍 So here, me nd Shareen are giving her the biggest gift of her life, her SWAYAMVAR jismein all the men are Salman khans :D Thinking why a 's' with Khans? 🤔
*gets interrupted*
"O o jaan-e-jaana,
Dhoondey tujhe deewana,
Sapno mein roz aye,
Aa zindagi mein aa na sanam 😎"
*enters Suraj (from PKTDK)
Hoor: Who, us?
Shareen: Looking for us? 😃
Suraj: Uh, of course not you two.. I'm looking for a girl who is very sweet and nice, who loves to write in colored fonts and who has many friends & admirers. I have heard that people just adore her. So I'm here to meet that girl, nd marry her! And her name is Sofia.. 😍
Shareen: Oh so does that mean you've come for Sofia's Swayamvar?
Suraj: Oh yes. Sofia, my love, where are you? Will u please marry me? ☺️
*continues singing*
"Mera Khwaab Mere Khayaalon Ki Rani
Kisi Din Banegi Hamari Kahani
Mera Khwaab Mere Khayaalon Ki Rani
Kisi Din Banegi Hamari Kahani
Ay Meri Bekhudi Ye Kasam Maine Li
Pyaar Mein Ek Din Meri Jaan Tujhe Hai Paana"
*enters Sofia
Sofia (smiles) : Nooo (thinks that she doesn't wants her hubby to roam around shirtless :P)
Suraj: Larki hassi matlab phassi 😉
*enters Prem
"Phoolon mein,
Khushbo hai,
Iss dil mein,
Ek tu hai"
(Sofia turns and finds Prem standing. Prem is acting all shy and all)
Sofia: (thinks that its so cute to see a guy shy like that)
(Suraj sees Sofia day dreaming over Prem)
Suraj: (thinks ke iski naa mein haan nahin, naa hi thi)
*so Suraj leaves disappointed
(Prem comes towards Sofia and tells her that his name is Prem. After which, Sofia recalls that she even had a childhood friend named Prem. Just while thinking so, Prem tells Sofis that he is her childhood friend. Both get very happy nd ultimately, start to get shy)
Prem: Sofia, you're still the same. You're still the same sweet girl who is friendly, nd yet so family-oriented.
(Sofia blushes ☺️)
Hoor: Aww, don't they look super adorable with each other?
Shareen: Seems like the hunt is finally over
*enters Radhe
Radhe to Prem: Chal chal, yahan se khisak ley. Mujhe tu Sofia ke aas paas bhi nahin dekhna chahiye warna who haal karunga ke tu khud apni shaqal mirror mein pehchaan nahin payega 😎
*Prem leaves
(Radhe holds Sofia's hand and starts to take her somewhere)
Sofia: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? 😡
Radhe: Dekh, mera dil agaya hai tujhpe. Tu itni pyaari hai, dil ki itni achi hai aur kitni samajdaar larki hai. Tu bilkul aesi hai jaisi larki ki talaash mujhe kabse thi, tou ab tujhe mera saath chalna hoga
Sofia: Paagal ho gaye ho kya? Mera haath choro, abhi!
*enters Chulbul
(gunshot can be heard)
Chulbul to Radhe: Larki ka haath chorr, aur phutt ley yahaan se. Warna tujh mein itne chhedh karunga ke tu conphuuuse ho jayega ke saans kahan se ley aur **** kahan se 🤣
(Seeing Inspector Chulbul, Radhe plans to leave as its for the best)
*Radhe leaves
Sofia to Chulbul: Thankyou so much sir 😃
(Chulbul takes off his sun glasses in slow motion and stares at Sofia)
"Tere mast mast do nain,
Mere dil ka ley gaye chain,
Mere dil ka ley gaye chain,
Tere mast mast do naina 😍"
Shareen: What have you done, Sofia? Everyone is going crazy after you :P
(Seeing such an attitude of Chulbul, Sofia starts to move away from Chulbul. He starts following her or rather, chasing/stalking her)
Hoor: Omg Shareen, I think Sofia needs some help
Shareen: Should we help her?
Hoor: We can fight that insane inspector
Shareen: Wait, lemme check for a security guard or something
*Lovely enters
(Lovely comes and stand between Sofia and Chulbul)
Chulbul to Lovely: Iss maukeh ko mera ehsaan samajh, aur khisak ley yahaan se, warna..
Lovely: Mujhpe ek ehsaan karna, ke mujhpe kabhi bhi koi ehsaan na karna! 😎
Hoor: Haaayyyeee, kya dialogue tha Shareen. This Lovely Singh is SO macho *DD* I think I've fallen for him :P 🤪
(Chulbul realizes that it wont be easy to deal with Lovely)
*Chulbul leaves
Sofia: Now I don't anyone but you, Lovely. I think I really like you 😳
Lovely (smiles): No one has even told me this. I think I like you too.
(Hoor gets sad, while Shareen consoles her as its for Sofia's sake)
Sofia: Oh and btw Lovely, just because you and I will soon get into a relationship, I would just like to tell you that I have a HUGE crush on SalmanK.
Lovely: SalmanK.? He is my maalik =)
Sofia: What!? OMG! :O Can I pleaseee meet him once? 😍
Lovely: Suree..
(Just then, a car stops by the two of them. SalmanK. Gets out and asks Lovely about where had he been? To which Lovely tells him about how he saved Sofia and all. SalmanK. Sees the pretty lady standing next to Lovely, i.s Sofia. He takes her hand nd kisses it like a true gentleman. Sofia is all day-dreaming about SK. Lovely is jealous and pissed, but he cannot do anything bcoz SK is his maalik. So Lovely has no choice, but to leave.)
Hoor: Don't worry Lovely, everything will be fine =)
(Hoor nd Lovely click instantly. Suraj comes back to check for Sofia, but Shareen tells him that Sofia has gone with SalmanK. So he asks Shareen out instead :P)
Sofia and SalmanK. Get married, nd hence, we all live happily ever after 😃❤️
SOFIA : ? whenever i see you i just start smiling and my day become's the BEST day ever - I LOVE YOU SALMAN KHAN ! ?

