Balloon Gang 29/04 to 06/05 (Saturday) - Page 65

Pam, the dedication idea is good but i am afraid it would not be appropriate in the members' lounge to the mods :(

Originally posted by: Kruts

we could get shut down for this because it counts as a "game" and you know, Babumoshai's daughter can breeze in and close us down if it is a series but i know another place where we can take this game with us 😉😉

ok, kruts baby...i took the game to whr it belongs..😉

all u guys have to do is visit n do justice! active participation is needed...plzz

Hey anyone seen Sunena in a while? I have tried to PM her but no response...

Originally posted by: mudabid

Pam, the dedication idea is good but i am afraid it would not be appropriate in the members' lounge to the mods :(

yeah got tat...tats y took it to whr it belongs...go ahead n express...😊

Originally posted by: mad_cap

Where is Goldilocks?

she must be at school...

Yeah, I miss Su as well :(
Pam, where did you open the thread?

This thread is slow...i am moving to the other option...

Originally posted by: Kruts

she must be at school...

or playing with the bears.

Originally posted by: mad_cap

or playing with the bears.

they have a cute commercial for H-3 (the new hummer) here with goldilocks and the three bears 😆

Who says physics is boring? Here is a blend of thermodynamics and theology

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.

Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving.

I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can safely assume that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because, Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Linda during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Linda kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED "A"