Heyyyyyyyyy PKYEKians
So this one is for Sanjna. Few days ago she asked me to do this captions wala thread. So partner enjoy... 🤗
I am so sorry my hindi is bad ( jaise I tell to everyone that I can kill anyone with my hindi, waise aap logon ko bhi bata rahi hoon )... please maaf kar dena cause I am always confused between masculine and feminine.😕 😳 😆
Joh bhi ho hope aapko pasand aaye.
1)
Arnab: Ohhh sorry mujhse aur raha nahi gaya... p**** nikal gaya.
Madhu: Chiiiiii Arnab...
Arnab: Chi kya ? Khane me kya milayi thi tumne ?
Madhu: Meine cooking nahi ki... mujhe blame maat karo. Aaj sanjna ne dinner banaya and we all know uski haaton ke banaya hua dishes kitna dangerous hai health ke liye.
( Partner love you 🤗 )
2)
Sid: Dekh lil bro yahan IF me saare ke saare kameene hai. Ab Nishi and Farah ko hi dekhlo. These two are making fun of me with my PARROT NOSE. So please mujhe majboor maat kar tera naak todne me.
( Love you Nishi 🤗 )
3)
Sid: Kya zamana aa gaya... no more sexy ladies in the jungle... koi baat nahi mein ban jaata hoon human... oupsssss sorry vampire flytrap and joh bhi muh me ghusse uska khoon pee jaoonga... 😈
4)
Panchi: Aao sunao pyaar ki ek kahani. Ek tha ladka ek thi ladki deewani.
Sid: ohhhh 😲
Panchi: Woh haasne lagi thi, woh blush karne laga tha.
Sid: Achcha ? 😊 Phir ?
Panchi: Woh kiss karne lagi, woh sharmane laga.
Sid: Really ? 😲
Panchi: Aao sunao pyaar ki ek kahani. Ek tha vampire ek thi abla nari.
Sid: Hailaaaa... 😲
5)
Pia: Hum saat saat hai... oupsssss sorry six six hain...
Ohhh goooood yeh Roohafza peeke toh mein T ko double dekhna shuru ki. I thought it was a concentrated drink... hmmmmm... now I understand why saasu maa and sasur ji always do neck movements.
Misha: ( This line uske liye hai joh samjhenge ) Roohafza chhor do and start Faroohafza... it's good for health hai na BuddhiLizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ?
( Love you Liz 🤗 )
6)
Misha: Yeh DV's bhi na kya kya na karte hai mere saath. Just look at me I am looking like a superwoman with this burqa. Call me "Sister Misha The Superwoman" because din me hoon sister Misha and raat me ban jati hoon superwoman.
( Sister de mon coeur [Crazy4KaSh] this one's for you )
7)
Sid: Duniya me logon ne banaya mujhe.
Aaya hoon green face lekar sabko maarne.
Zara dekho aaya hoon mein.
Zamane ko mujhse zaroorat hai.
Ban gaya hoon mein killer.
Kisi ko maarna hai toh call me I am always there.
Aisa green serial killer ko banaya kaun ?
Mujhe pehchaan lo mein hoon dead-emoticon. 🤢
( Cousin remember dead emoticon 😆 )
8)
Abhay: Tumhare baalon se badboo aa rahi hai.
Piya: Saasu maa's shampoo use kya na that's why.
Abhay: Ab mujhe samajh me aya why mom ko dad itna daravna I love you kyun bolta hai.
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Edited by Coeur2PsychoFMS - 15 years ago
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