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Name: The Dutta Shriram Patil Mental Hospital
Opening: Saturday 19th March 2011
Location: Nowhere and Everywhere
This hospital is being specifically opened for the long suffering females who have been afflicted with the iamcrazymadinsanefordutta disease. This disease is very infectious and can strike within seconds of beholding the face, body and mannerisms of one Dutta Shriram Patil. It has been noted that one of the more common symptoms of this disease is : falling very slowly backwards onto the floor with mouth wide open and eyes fixed in shock.
Some of the other symptoms are:
*Out of control drooling
*Very fast heart beat
*Fast breathing
*Shaking
*Crying "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" throughout the day
*Yelling "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH" throughout the day
*Hogging the TV
*Attacking anyone who may walk in front of the said TV when LTL is on
*Licking DSP posters
*Practising writing "Mrs Dutta Shriram Patil" all day at home, work, school, college or university
*Having DSP screensavers on their mobile phone, laptop, ipad etc
*Having DSP initialled on their clothes, bed sheets, towels etc
*Watching DSP scenes again and again and again....
*Having a notebook filled with ways to kill any other female who may even breath the word Dutta
*Making DSP VM's repeatedly
*Making DSP posts repeatedly
*Watching and mentally storing all DSP's mannerisms and comparing all other men to him
*Screaming at husband/boy friend "tum dokey baz ho" when they forget to put the toilet seat down
*"Surprising" above mentioned men with Pathani suits every birthday, eid, christmas, hannukah, holi and all other celebrations, and even on some that dont even exist
*Casually mentioning the extra large pockets of Pathani suits incase husband/boyfriend wants to store a gun in it
*Running around their bedroom in a state of utter loonyness when DSP defeats an enemy
*Calling 999/911 etc for emergency ambulance everytime DSP makes "come hither" eyes at Naku
*Standing around with a glazed look in the eyes while family/friends talk to them
* Answering "Dutta" when people ask their name
These are just some of the symptoms recorded, who knows how many more may have been missed. This disease is out of control and no cure has yet been discovered.
We invite all females with some or all of the above mentioned symptoms to register themselves at the DSP Mental Hospital to recieve help and guidence towards controlling this disease. Please bring along any relatives or friends who you think may also be afflicted.
With Regards
Noorie ChurailMukhi
Matron of DSP Mental Hospital
p.s We are giving away a goody bag of DSP memorabilia to everyone who attends. 😃
Opening: Saturday 19th March 2011
Location: Nowhere and Everywhere
This hospital is being specifically opened for the long suffering females who have been afflicted with the iamcrazymadinsanefordutta disease. This disease is very infectious and can strike within seconds of beholding the face, body and mannerisms of one Dutta Shriram Patil. It has been noted that one of the more common symptoms of this disease is : falling very slowly backwards onto the floor with mouth wide open and eyes fixed in shock.
Some of the other symptoms are:
*Out of control drooling
*Very fast heart beat
*Fast breathing
*Shaking
*Crying "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" throughout the day
*Yelling "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH" throughout the day
*Hogging the TV
*Attacking anyone who may walk in front of the said TV when LTL is on
*Licking DSP posters
*Practising writing "Mrs Dutta Shriram Patil" all day at home, work, school, college or university
*Having DSP screensavers on their mobile phone, laptop, ipad etc
*Having DSP initialled on their clothes, bed sheets, towels etc
*Watching DSP scenes again and again and again....
*Having a notebook filled with ways to kill any other female who may even breath the word Dutta
*Making DSP VM's repeatedly
*Making DSP posts repeatedly
*Watching and mentally storing all DSP's mannerisms and comparing all other men to him
*Screaming at husband/boy friend "tum dokey baz ho" when they forget to put the toilet seat down
*"Surprising" above mentioned men with Pathani suits every birthday, eid, christmas, hannukah, holi and all other celebrations, and even on some that dont even exist
*Casually mentioning the extra large pockets of Pathani suits incase husband/boyfriend wants to store a gun in it
*Running around their bedroom in a state of utter loonyness when DSP defeats an enemy
*Calling 999/911 etc for emergency ambulance everytime DSP makes "come hither" eyes at Naku
*Standing around with a glazed look in the eyes while family/friends talk to them
* Answering "Dutta" when people ask their name
These are just some of the symptoms recorded, who knows how many more may have been missed. This disease is out of control and no cure has yet been discovered.
We invite all females with some or all of the above mentioned symptoms to register themselves at the DSP Mental Hospital to recieve help and guidence towards controlling this disease. Please bring along any relatives or friends who you think may also be afflicted.
With Regards
Noorie ChurailMukhi
Matron of DSP Mental Hospital
p.s We are giving away a goody bag of DSP memorabilia to everyone who attends. 😃
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