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Birthdays come and go each year,
Today is yours, so don't you fear.
Conversations fill the air,
We have joined you since we care.
Funny jokes and laughs out loud,
We will always be your crowd.
Many friends you haven't seen,
How long has it really been?
We shall dance all through the night,
Until our spirits are truly light.
Celebrate our dearest friend,
A birthday poem, i wish to send.
🤗 Love u soooo much 🤗
MUMMY
Jhingalala Penguins Ki Sholay
(An out-n-out comedy)
He looked at the huge water tanki and counted the steps. Pretty near to a hundred. Hmm.. he had come this far, he couldn't back out now. It was a do or die case. He thought of his darling, took a swig from the bottle in his hand for courage and started climbing the steps to get to the top of the tanki as people started gathering below... Once at the top, he scanned the view below.Pretty impressive. A good number of Abherians and Ganesh Gunjites had gathered. Chal Mamu, ab shuru hojao... he thought to himself. He took another swig from the bottle, and started channeling Dharam paaji, his idol.
"Hat jaaaaaaao" he shouted to people below. A few crows sitting at the Tank flew away, screeching...
People thronged more closer and a murmur rose amongst themselves..
Neelu called out from the audiance "Mamo, what are you doing up there on the water tank?!"
Mamo shouted back, Dharam Paaji style "Hat jao Neelu, Mein wohi kar raha hoon jo Majnu ne Laila ke liye kiya tha, Ranjha ne Heer ke liye kiya tha, Romeo ne Juliet ke liye kiya tha aur Jack ne Rose ke liye......SUCIiiiiiDE!!!!!!" He took another swig from the bottle and wobbled dangerously at the edge of the tank.
A collective "Haaai" went up in the audiance..
Bachi Fatima turned to N & M and said "Sholay ka dialogue hai na"
N & M nodded and watched back at Mamo B eagerly..
Neelu called out again "Arre par whats the matter? Why do you want to commit Sucide??"
Mamo B shouted back, steadying himself - "Yeh mat poocho Neelu, tumhare aansoo nikal aayenge... yeh badi dukh bhari kahaaney hai!! Is story mein emmotion hai, ddrama hai, trragedy hai... yeh Basanti hai na basanti??"
Neelu looked at Fatima B, who watched all this with an unaffected expression and asked "Who's this Basanti ya??"
Fatima B sighed... "Kya pata?!! He calls everybody with different names like munchkin, Jigri poo..... the other day he was calling me Lucy.. today its Basanti...god knows what he'll call me tomorrow!!" She shrugged.
Mamo B began to speak " Arre, mah basanti ij my Fatima Darling.... the basanti of my life! My Gobi de phool, my sweater ke wool!! Isse meri Shaadi hone wali hain... today ij ma happy budday, so I wanted to take her on a romatic dinner date... Oye, maine itne plans banaye the, Jigri poo ki madat bhi lee...lekinnnnn...." He ocillated furiously, garnering more "Haaaai haaai"s from the audiance..
"lekin Kya?" Neelu asked
"Lekin woh Shobs sasuma ne beech mein phaanji maar di!!!" He sobbed....
Bachi Fatima turned to N &M "Whats a Phaanji?" She asked
"I dunno, we should ask Dharmendra... he's the one who originally used it" Naina said.
Mamo B continued the drama - "Ab mein is duniya mein nahi reh sakta.... Gaon Waalon, tumko mera aakhri salaam....goodbye....alvidaaaaa" He drank the whole content of the bottle...
Neelu asked Fatima B - "But why did Shobs mummyji refuse him to take you on date?"
Shobs came next to them and said "Arre, Neelu! Dont ask her when I am here... I'll tell you why I wont let him take her on a date... you know where he wanted to take her??to "Hotel Decent" in Ratlam!! And that too, without my Hinu beta to guard her...If I'd let her go alone with him, that too to that place, then samjho it'd be Satyaanaash!!!" Her face contorted, just by imagining the horror of it.."hamrey izzat mitti me mil jaayegi" She croaked.
Suddenly, a female voice rang out "Ruk jaao Mamo Bhaiyya!"
Everybody looked back.... Tanu made way through the audience to the front.."Tum hame chodkar nahi jaasakthe...."
Mamo B was perplexed... "Tanusistah,tum???" he said. Oye, ei ki hora hai?!? Ye toh mere plan mein nahi tha... he thought...
Tanu Screeched "Aaj tumhara Happy Birthday hai Mamo B, tum usse apna happy death day kaise bana sakthey ho?? Do you even know that Ratna Ma has made you Gajar-Ka-Halwa from the fresh Gajars from the sabji mandi for your Birthday??" She sobbed..
"Arre Tanusistah.... jab kisi ko pasand nahi mera jalwa, to kya khak khaunga halwa" Mamo B rhymed.. "Gaon walo, mein jaa raha hoon... bhagwan, mein aa raha hoon" He attempted to jump from the railings of the Tank....the audience went "Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin"....
"Theek hai... aap log kehte ho, toh mai thode der ruk jaata hoon..." Mamo B stepped back...and started his rambling again....
Tanu ran to Hina, who sat by the sabji mandi sipping coke with one hand and makki maaring with the other..
"Tum yaha ho? Kaise partner ho tum? Tumhare partner tanki se khud raha hai, aur tum yaha baith kar coke pee rahe ho?? Jao aur usse bachao!!!" Tanu screamed..
"Calm down woman... tum jhingalalas ki nautanki toh world phamous hai... woh koi sucide wucide nahi karne wala... jab woh local daaru utregi, toh yeh bhi utar aayega!!"
"Kya? Omygod! maine tumhare jaisa patthar dil dost nahi dekha kabhi..." She turned around in frustration.."Hai... mere bhai ki jaan bachane wala hero koi nahi kya is Ganesh gunj mein?" She ranted aloud...
Mamo B, meanwhile continued his rant " Mujhe mat roko Gaon Walon, aaj mein yahan se khood ke hi maroonga! Aur yeh sab Shobha saasuma ki wajah se.... dekhna tum log, when I dead,... police coming!!! Police coming, Sasuma going jaill..... in jaiil, Sasuma chakki piecing, and piecing and piecing and piecing..." He lost balance and fell over backwards as he enacted the "chakki piecing" scene...
Audience "haaai haaai"ed again, as N & M cheered "Wah wah!! tussi great ho Dharam paaji"
"Hai Raam" Shobs gasped.. Fatima B smiled wryly... Dramaebaaz...She thought... Ghadi ghadi drama karta hai....
That exact moment, a jeep rushed to the spot... People looked on, as a very handsome dude, wearing Rayban shades and a "Khaki Wardi" got out of the jeep, and walked towards the tank with a swagger.
Bachi Fatima turned towards N & M "Oh, this is Robinhood Pandey from Dabang na?"
N and M nodded and they all cheered loudly... there was a huge commotion...
"Sam?!?" Shobs crooned...Hina looked confused, while Tanu looked elated...
"Khamoshhhhh" One word by his loud and clear voice quitened the commotion... Sam took his shades off and looked at the crowd..
Tanu looked at him admiringly, and said "Wow! whata style!.. men in uniforms are such a turn on.." She sighed...
Hina, totally irritated, said "Oye, tu police mein kab bharti ho gya re Sam?"
Sam said "Very recently, Bhaiyya" and gave a once over to Tanu.. Tanu blushed and giggled...
Sam proceeded towards the tank.. Shobs ran towards her son... "Thank god tum aagaye! Sam beta, what is he saying?!?!?"
Sam held her shoulders in both hands and assured her "Tum ghabrao nahi Maa, mein tumhe kuch hone nahi doonga.."
"Ay Mamo, tum kanoon ko is tarah apne haath mein nahi le sakhte!! Abhi issi waqt neeche aajao, warna tujhe toh pata hain na? Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hain..." Sam warned.
"Ruk jao inspector!" Shouted Mamo B..."Agar ek bhi kadam aage badaya, toh mein yahan se khood ke mar jaaonga!! Sunlo Gaon walon, jahan koi premi jaan deta hai, wahan kahi bhyankar kism ki museebatein aati hain... akaal, sookha, earthquakes aur...aur..tsunami..."
"Ay Mamo" Sam thundered.. "Stop all this drama right now, warna I'll come up there and arrest you..."
"Haaaahahahahaha" Mamo B laughed arrogantly "Tawaif ki loot thi izzat bachana aur Mamo B ko khaid karna, dono bekaar hai"
Cheers and whistles rose again...there were cat calls of "once more"
Bachi Fatima turned towards M & N "Tees Maar Khan ka dialogue hai na?"
They nodded again and cheered "Kya dialogue hai Mamo!! Lage raho!!"
Mamo B acknowledged all the cheers by taking a bow... Sam looked exasperated...
Neelu couldn't stay quiet any longer..."Kitne insulting baat hai ke tum yahaa sucide kar rahe ho, aur tumhari mummy ko pata bhi nahi hai... woh ghar mein tumhari khushiyon ke liye mannat maang rahi hai..." She brought out the emotional atyachar, hoping that would coerce Mamo B.
"But I do know Neelu..." Came a voice from behind the crowd... the audience parted ways for Ratna Ma to come on her squeeking wheelchair....
"Ma, tum?!?!" Tanu exclaimed.."Pai lagoo saasuma" Hina said. "Jeete raho beta!" Ratna Ma said.
"Woh sab toh theek hai, par aap wheelchair mein kyun ho?" Tanu asked, puzzled
"Oh, dat? when I came to know about Mamo's harkat, I just wanted to add my dramatic flair to it... besides, I know my beta... yeh drama itni juldi khatam nahi hoga... so I got my own chair!"
Tanu rolled her eyes... Ratna Ma looked questioningly"What?!?! I also brought pop corns for everybody... now let me sit back and enjoy..."
Mamo B spoke up "Arre Gaon walon, yeh inspector mera kuch nahi bigad saktha... Is-spiderman ki mummy ko bhi pata nahi tha ki uska beta raat ko crime fighting karta hai... usne kabhi is-spiderman ko rokne ki koshish nahi ki... ab mein rukne wala nahin...maine decide karli hain ke mein apna jaan de kar rahoonga...." He climbed up on the railings.... "Ek...do....teen.....*looking around* ...char..panch..che..."
Suddenly another female voice rang out "yaadon ki baraat nikliii hai aaj... Dil ke dwaaaaaaare...dil ke dwaaaaaare...."
Neel made an entrance! N and M cheered... everybody looked at her admiringly..
"Mamoustah... you know that you are the third wheel of our Jhingalala Penguin siblinghood rikshaw... we cant let you go alone... we're a team, remember?? So if you sucide, then we too, will join you...." She said emotionally... the audience cheered! Everybody looked at Mamo B expectantly...
Mamo B smacked his forehead... everytime it was his chance to shine, these two penguins stole his thunder....
"Neelsistah, please dont be stopping me... the only thing that can stop me is Shobs sasuma letting me take her daughter on a date!!" Mamo B said stubbornly...
All people looked at Shobs expectantly..."I wont let it happen if all the penguins in the world threatened suicide!!" Shobs ma exclaimed...
Then, a women wearing a black coat, black glasses and carrying a black walking stick and holding hands with a Big B look alike, started making her way to the front of the crowd...
Bachi Fatima turned towards N & M "This is Rani from Black na?"
N and M nodded and looked on...
The woman and Big B look alike stood in front of the crowd...
Big B look alike spoke out "Hi everyone... this is Michelle, and she has something to say..."
Eksie, who was silent till then, said "Excuse me, but why are you speaking on her behalf?"
Everybody looked at Big B challengingly... Big B answered "Coz she's a SILENT READER!"
Everybody nodded and murmured "aah" as the understanding dawned...
Eksie asked again - "Thats ok, but who are YOU??" Everybody again looked at him challengingly...
Big B answered "Dikhne mein to hum Amitabh Bachchan lagte hain, naam hai Gabbar Singh"
Bachi Fatima turned towards N and M, totally confused. "Yeh kaunsi picture ka dialogue hai?!?!"
Naina said "Dialogue toh Shehenshah ka hai, per character hai Black sey.."
Maryam asked "But N, how can Big B be Gabbar???" Naina answered "Pata nahin... Ram Gopal Verma ki Sholay se hoga shayad.."
All three of them nodded as the understanding downed upon them...
The woman began signalling rapidly, and Big B began to translate..
"I.. have been a... silent reader... for a very long time... and I'm a huge fan....of Mamo B....His comedy....is like...a ray of...sunlight....in my....bleak life... I cannot let him jump...because that...will turn my....already bleak world...bleaker....I only live.....for his comedy....if he dies....I find no purpose....in living further.... so I too....will die...along with him...."
Everybody, including Mamo B stood speechless, with their jaws hanging.... this was monuMENTAL... Sam was the first one to speak... He said to Shobs.. "Ma, I think the situation is getting out of control... behtar yehi hoga agar aap is date ke liye maan jao... 4-5 logon ko marne se mein rok nahi saktha... Aur yahan ke audience bhi bohot impatient ho rahe hain..."
Shobs looked aghast... Eksie stepped in, and said to Shobs "Maan jao Maa... its for everybody's betterment"
All the niwasis of Ganesh Gunj, Bachi Fathima, Neelu, Noor,Mariyam, Neha, Jasmine, Aysha, Ferdous, Tanya, Arpit, Rahul, Veer, Kamal, just about everybody started pleading Shobs to please maan jao....
"Ok...Ok..but on 1 Condition" Shobs said "He wont take her to Hotel Decent, but to Hotel Ajanta"
"Yay!!!!" Everybody cheered.... Tanu and Neel ran forward "Mamo B, Sasuma has agreed!!! ab toh neeche utro..."
Mamo B looked flabbergasted...and said" Err...Saasuma has agreed? I want Fatima to agree too..."
Everyone's attention now shifted to Fatima B.... She sighed... "Yes, I agree too..." She said..
"Are, aise ni Darling, say it with a little love na?!?!" Mamo B persisted....
Fatima B rolled her eyes... "Fine... Jab tak rahega Samose mein Aloo, teri rahoongi O mere Mamu..."
"Yay!!!!" Everyone cheered again...
Mamo B channeled Dharam Paaji one last time -"Hehehehehe!! Arre Gaon Waalon, suna tumne?? bhaiyon aur BEHRON... Sasuma bhi agree hai, Fatima bhi agree hai, isliye marna cancel... mein abhi neeche utarta hoon..." He walked unsteadily towards the stairs....and stood there, afraid to get down...
Meanwhile Big B wrote on Rani's...err..Michelle's arm about what was happening, so she started cheering.... everybody looked at her... She started singalling... Big B started translating...
"Mein...bohot...khush hoon...ke Mamo....nahi mar raha hain..... He is... a super comedian....and a great...human being... I wish him...a very.. happy birthday... may god...bless him....Tanu ke Comedy se...Mamo ke comedy behtar hai..."
Tanu gasped in shock, everyone looked uncomfortably at each other....
Michelle signalled furiously, Big B translated "nahi nahi...mera matlab tha.... Tan ke comedy(Physical humor) se.... Mann ke comedy (Mental humor)....behtar hota hai....mai...comedy...kar nahi sakhti...magar...aap logon ki...comedy...bohot...enjoy...karti hoon.... aap sab...bahot hi...crazy...loving...sweet...aur happy bunch ho...hamesha...aise...hi...rehna...."
She stopped signalling... And Big B held her hand, and they started to walk back to...wherever they came from...leaving everyone teary eyed...
Mamo B, still on top, Shouted"Arre, mera nasha utar gaya hai.... mujhe heights ki phobia hai... koi mujhje neeche utaro...."
Everybody stood shaking their head, thinking "Unbelivable..." and started walking to their homes....
Mamo B,terribly petrified now, channeled Dilip Kumaar "Areeee....Ae Bhaaaai...... Ae Bhaaaaaai.... koi mujhe yahan se neeche utarooo...."
His voice echoed in the distant horizon....
The End.





With love ...Jigri Poo !
yo dude maamo P
its ur birthday I see
hope u smile with glee
when u get this wish from me...
today I was so busy
making some barfi with ghee
coz u're my 'o' and me is ur 'ji'
together we'll sing aeji oji loji sonoji
at the mandi to sell our quality sabji
O'Jigri poo u're the best
and I couldn't let my head rest until I get this off my chest
I finally succeeded in my quest
and made u my heart's permanent guest
so glad we passed the gayness test
wah! our life is now a fest !
My Jigripoo , u're as straight as jalebi
I promise to be with u in rich and gareebi
come lets get close and enjoy the kareebi
coz u're my man and me's u'r bibi
what say ya Habibi ?
dear partner maamu
me's ur laila and u's my majnu
pardon us twinnie and Tanu
coz we are ek duje ke liye banu Today to u ,me wants to say
on your very very special day
that I'll talk to my sweet bebe
to accept and bless our couple gay !
hey hey hey...
happy birthday !!!
Hey Meera hope u have the best birthday baby
you r an awesome person and I love u for all u do to make us smile...
keep rocking and stay the jhingalala way u are...
wishing life's best on your special day ...
may u get all u wish for !
lotsa luv

-jigri poo/ bijiness partner/ possible saala or gharwala 😆






HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MEERA! You are such an accomplished poetess, I had to write a poem for you! Wish you all the joys in life and may you get all that you wish for! 🤗🤗
My dearest Meera Maamo 🤗
You are the funniest girl I know 😃
You chase my blues away
As far as they can go! 😛
The most jhingalala penguin 👏
With a gift for poem and prose 😊
Words that rhyme and jingle 😉
Words in which humor shows! 😆
Happy Birthday dear Meera
I wish you happiness galore 😃
You are my raunak damaad 😎
Can I say anything more? 🤣
Happy Birthday to you Meera 😃
May all your dreams come true! 😳
I am glad that we are friends 🤗
Happy Birthday to you!! ❤️

Happyyyy Birthdayyyyyyyy Maaaaamuuuuu!!! 🤗 🤗
Wishing you all the love, happiness and success in the world! May all your hopes, dreams and wishes come true .. and you are loaded with gifts and surprises!
Thanks soooo much for all the fun and laughter you bring about with your presence! You're MAD .. and you make us all MAD with you! Looove ya for that!! 🤗 🤗
Hope you have a JHINGALALA day .... and an awesssssssssome year ahead!!! God Bless!
Mad Poem for Mad Maamuuuu! 😆
Hike across green Ireland;
Bike the USA;
Backpack through New Zealand,
But don't call it a day' Do yoga in lovely Paris;
Jump rope in Katmandu;
Avoid Italian pasta,
(Well, maybe taste, but don't you chew!) Climb atop Mt. Everest;
Do aerobics on China's Wall;
Lift weights on Mexican Beaches;! And honey, that's not all' Shake your booty with native dances
In Fiji and Bora Bora;
Move your body and exercise
Like you've never done befora. Okay; that's good; you're finished;
Now you can take a break;
You've finally burned enough calories
To have your birthday cake!
Now thoda serious 😆
Perfect Birthday On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;
I hope all of your wishes come true.
May each hour and minute be filled with delight,
And your birthday be perfect for you! Have a FAB day!!! Lots of Love ... Eksie






Dear Meera..
Happy Birhday...We love all the fun that you bring to the forum as part of the Jhingalala penguins...Its been a pleasure to know you...Have a great year...
Love,
Meera ji, arz kiya hai:
"Ab k saal kuch aisa karna, Apney pichley bara maah k
Dukh sukh ka andaza karna, Bisri yaadein taza karna
Sada sa ik kagaz ley kar, Bhooley bisrey pal likh lena
Phir iss beetey ik ik pal ka, Apney guzrey ik ik kal ka
Ik Ik mour ka ihata karna, Sarey dost akhata karna
Saree subhein hazir rakhna, Saree shamein paas bulana
Aur alawa in k dekhoo, sarey mausam dheyaan mein rakhna
Ik ik yaad gumaan mein rakhna, Phir mohtaat qiyaas lagana
Gur to khushiyaan barh jati hain, Tu phir tum ko meri taraf se yeh saalmubarak
Aur agar gham barh jaye to, Mutt bekaar takaluf karna
Dekho phir tum aisa karna, Meri khushiyaan tum ley lena
Mujh ko apney ghum dey dena, Ab k saal kuch! aisa karna"
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3HbHpZ6nnM[/YOUTUBE]
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO866yHBBTU[/YOUTUBE]
motiya, bela, phool, kaliyan,
dekho yaroo shad hain na,
aj tumhari salgirah hai,
dekhoo ham ko yaad hai na!
Many Happy Returns of the day Meera
You know I could not have written the stuff above myself, it is definitely borrowed from elsewhere but i thought something in the message should match upto your brilliance with words,
Wish you have a great day and all your dreams come true, today and forever
Enjoy the moment and party all weekend
just so we dont end up at the wrong venue, the party is at khandala, right?
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAhtjIriQps[/YOUTUBE]





Happy B'day Meera🤗






A very very very very Happy Birthday Meeraaaaaaaa !!!🥳
wishing u a day
as soft as silk'..
as white as milk'..
as sweet as honey
and full of money.
Happy Birthday Maamoooooooo!!!🥳😎
You're one of the nicest persons😊 and certainly the craziest🤣 I've come across... Hope you have a fantastic day and a great Jhingalala year ahead...🥳
Keep giving us those phunny Poems and stuff😆 Love them. You rockkk Maamoooooooooo !!!
PS : Me Ijjjj Dedicating this song to you....😛 Remember Kallu Maamaaaaaaaa?🤣
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-WRId9Tytw[/YOUTUBE]
Jhingalala Rocks !!
Enjoy !
Have a Blast !
Naina





🥳😎HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEERA MAMO😎🥳
Hope you have an awesome JHINGALALA day...
may all your dreams and wishes come true
you're the best mamo😎 anyone could wish for
you make the forum rocking
and have made me laugh like hell
with all your crazypan
really glad to have met you
lots of luv
Meera Mamooooo!!!! Happy Birthday to the coolest and funniest Mamoo ever!!!! Hope u have an awesome day!!! Wish you all the best always and hope all ur wishes come true!!!!
Here is a song for u!!!
Dhoop nikal thi hai jahan se
Dhoop nikal thi hai jahan se
Khabar yeh ayi hai wahan se
Koi tumsa nahin koi tumsa nahin!!!!
Love u Meera Mammo no one can bring a smile to my face like u can!!!!
Love Fati

