3 musketeers- awara pagal deewana! OS

Hi guys it's me saniya. Actually this OS is not on AR, but it's on real characters. I lost a bet with my bhai and as a punishment, he gave me to write an OS on kamina gang (me, twinzy and bhai)😆, so here it goes and as I said ki mera ff hai to funny to hoga hi 😆

3 musketeers- awara pagal deewana!

-3 musibats living together

Background info!

Saniya- lives in UK and will go to india soon to meet her brother and twinzy (alisha) for the first time in person.

Alisha- lives in US and will also to go india along with saniya to meet her brother and twinzy (saniya) for the first time in person.

Paramjeet (PJ)- lives in india. Doesn't know two musibats are coming to his house shortly and he is in for a shock.

Saniya and alisha calls eachother twinzy as they are of same age but totally opposite people. Just like twinz are😉. PJ calls sani, churel and Alisha, shin. All 3 are internet friends or rather say bro and sis now. u will know about their character from the OS.

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"WHAT? WHOSE CALLING?", a girl answered the phone irritatedly while hiding her face in the pillow cursing the caller under her breath

'kutta kamina, pata nahi kaun subah subah phone karta hai. Nalayak'

"miss saniya why weren't you picking up the phone. Mein kabse call kar rahi thi", replied a girl with a mischievous smile playing on her lips listening to her twinzy swear underneath her breath.

"AAAHHHHH KAMINI TUJHE PATA HAI MUJE SUBAH SUBAH DISTURBANCE NAHI PASAND", saniya screamed sitting up on her bed now.

"madam I just woke u up so that u wouldn't get late for your flight. Yaad to haina ki aaj hum dono india jaa rahe hai, bhai ke paas. Eekkss am so excited that we all 3 are actually meeting for the first time."

"alisha ji muje yaad hai ki aaj hame india jana hai and I am sooooooooooooooooooo excited and yaar can't wait to see bhai's face when he will open the door and see his two sisters in person right on the door step. HAHAHAHA", sani started to laugh imagining his brother's face when he will come to know that his two sisters came to his house from two corner of the world all of a sudden.

"yaar twinzy muje to itni hasi aa rahi hai bhai ki shakal imagine karke ki hey bhaggu. Hahaha" alisha laughed holding her stomach.

"chalo chalo ab hame airport ke liye nikalna hai. I'll wait for u at delhi airport, phir hum saath mein bhai ke ghar pe padharenge. Hahaha. Kk bbz byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee", sani said keeping the phone down with a wide smile playing on her lips.

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DELHI AIRPORT

"haye yeh kamini bag kitni heavy hai. Mummy ne andar patthar bhare hai ki bricks. Phone karke poochna parega", sani said dragging her luggage on delhi airport. She finally found a seat in waiting room and slumped down on the comfy chair. After breathing the sigh of relief, she looked around the waiting lounge and smirked,

"*whistle* yaar delhi mein to maal hi maal hai. Bhai ne kabhi bataya nahi ki yaha par hot maals itne abundant mein hai.", she said while whistling to a hot guy passing by. He gave her a 'what the hell?' look and she just bursted into fits of laughter.

She kept twisting and turning in her seat as she hated waiting and especially when she was getting all kinds of look from the people in the waiting lounge. Finally she sunk in her seat and muttered under her breath,

"yeh kamini twinzy kab ayegi? Argh hate waiting. Why did my plane needed to land before hers. Kamina plane, huh!"

AFTER 2 HOURS

"AAAAHHHHH TWINZYYYYYYY KAMINIIIIII OMGGGGG I CAN'T BELIEVE AM ACTUALLY MEETING U. AAAHHHH", sani ran towards her twinzy as she came in the waiting lounge aswell looking for her.

"TWINZYYYYYYY OMGGGG HEY BHAGGUUUU GAL EVEN I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM SEEING U FIRST TIME IN PERSON." Alisha ran towards sani aswell in full excitement and both girls gave each other a rib crashing hug. Tears of joy were streaming down their faces but none of them wanted to come out of the hug. Finally sani untangled herself and gave Alisha a big kiss on her cheeks.

"OMG twinzy tu ro rahi hai. Churel tera make up nikal jayega, phir bhai tujhe pehchaan nahi paayenge. HAHAHA", Alisha lightened the atmosphere and wiped sani's tears. Sani's jaw dropped to the ground and stood there with her hands on her hips.

"kamini tujhe mere make up ki pari hai. Aur jaan mein make up ke bina bhi utni hi hot and sexy lagti hu. HAHAHA", sani also wiped alisha's tears and both headed towards the exit.

"hey bhai hame ghar se to nahi nikaal denge na"

"kamina nikaal ke to bataye, agar front door se nikaalenge to hum back door se andar aa jayenge. HAHAHA"

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OUTSIDE PJ BHAI'S HOUSE (morning 5 o clock)

"KAMINE 100 RUPEE KAYKE? Airport se yaha lane ke itneeee sare paise. Hame kya bevkoof samjha hai. Ekto teri khatarah taxi mein bethna aur upar se 100 rupee dene ke. BAAP KA MAAL SAMJHA HAI KYA NALAYAK", sani barked at the taxi driver as he asked for 100 rupees for fare. Alisha just stood there banging her head on the taxi's window thinking,

'yeh to abhi shuruaat hai. Let's see agar hum teen saat mein rahenge to bechare gali mohalle waalo ka kya hoga. Tch'

"arey behenji, aapka saaman hi itna tha. Dekho chup chap 100 rupee dedo warna'", the taxi driver touched the raw nerve.

"BEHENJIIII WHAT THE f**k? BEHEN HOGI TERI MAA. EKTO UNCLE JITNA DIKHTA HAI AUR MUJE BEHENJIII KEHTA HAI KAMINA. Twinzy kya mein itni buddhi lagti hu iss andhe ko?" sani asked Alisha looking heartbroken. Alisha took the initiative and gave the taxi driver 100 rupee note and told him to shoo off before sani sucks his blood in bich bazaar.

"twinzyyyy yaar aise kaise tune use 100 rupees de diye. Arey yaar agar mein use 2 mins aur darati na, to pakka 50 rupees mein maan jata. Uski shakal nahi dekhi ti kya?" sani tried to make her point while dragging her 2 suitcases and lifted her borya bister on her shoulder.

"miss saniya, agar tu use aise hi darati rehti, to vo bechara yahi mar jata. Chal ab madam", Alisha said while dragging her only suitcase in one hand and dragged sani with her other hand.

"kutta kamina nalayak ullu ka pattha kahika. Uski beti ki umar ki larki ko BEHENJIII kehta hai. huh", sani cursed the taxi driver under her breath.

"ready twinzy", Alisha asked sani excitedly as they both were standing outside PJ's door, all ready to ring the bell.

"haan haan bbz, meine to video camera bhi ready rakha hai. Eekkkssss kamine ki shakal dekhne layak hogi." Sani replied grinning as she adjusted her handy cam.

TING TONG.

Alisha rang the bell and stood outside with a big smile. Soon they heard footsteps coming towards them and the door opened. Both girls held their breath as they saw their own bhai standing their rubbing his sleepy eyes.

"HIIIII BHAI", the girls chirped together.

Soon his eyes widened in shock and his jaw dropped to the floor. He blinked and slapped himself couple of times to make sure whatever he saw was not a dream. Soon sani got pissed off seeing him do weird things outside his door.

"kamine andar aane doge ya phir bahar se hi bhaga doge", sani said pushing him out of the way and dropped her belongings on the floor. She stretched her arms and signaled twinzy.

"1 2 3" and both of them ran to PJ and jumped on to him giving him the tightest hug.

"BHAIIIIIIIII OMGGGGG LOOK WHOSE HERE?" Alisha said coming out of the hug as she wiped a few tears.

"kamine shock mein se bahar bhi aana hai ya phir yahi statue of liberty ki tarah khare rehna hai", sani said coming out of the hug aswell. Soon he released his breath and ,

"OH MY GOD. CHUREL SHIN. TUM DONO OMG. AAAHHHH. I can't believe am actually seeing you. What a surprise. Kamino bata to dete aane waale ho", pj finally reacted. Alisha giggled seeing his reaction.

"arey liner agar bata deti to aapka yeh reaction dekhne thori milta. Statue of liberty. Hahaha", Alisha said as she slumped down in the sofa.

"yaar kam akkal, tum to bare dialogue chor nikle kamine", sani said sitting on the sofa as well.

"ab meine kya kar diya churel"

"jab mein aur twinzy airport par first time mile, to hum ne bhi yahi kaha "i can't believe am actually seeing u" hahaha. Chor chori karna chod de par pj bhai dialogue churana kabhi na chore. Haha"

"ab kya karu I love ur dialogues so much na isi liye", PJ said grinning as sani rolled her eyes.

"hey tum log kya khaoge. U guys must be hungry na", pj said getting up from the sofa.

"cheese toaste aur juice", Alisha said smiling. PJ smiled back and looked at sani who was in deep thought. Suddenly she said,

"chicken biryani- matar pulao - chicken noodles -egg fried rice- chicken tandoori- Chicken korma-chole bhature- rajma chawal- idli sambhar- daal makhni- daal fry with tadka- daal baati churma- gajar ka halwa- makke ki roti- sarso ka saag- pau bhaji- mushroom do pyaza and jalebi'bas itna hi abhi ke liye", she said in one breath with innocent smile whereas PJ and Alisha looked like as if they have seen a ghost.

"bas sirf itna hi *COUGH COUGH*", PJ chocked on his words

"haan abhi ke liye itna hi", sani said nodding genuinely.

"TWINZYYYY SUBAH KE 5 BAJE TU SAARE MOHALLE KA KHANA KHA JAYEGI KYA?" Alisha said looking aghast.

"twinzy am hungry yaar. Aur muje india ka khana bohot pasand hai. Mein to sab khane waali hu. Hehe", sani said laughing sheepishly.

"muje 3 restaurants se khana mangana parega. North Indian, south Indian and west Indian. Iss month ki salary to sani ko khilane mein hi chali jayegi." PJ said under his breath

"pata hai bhai meine na plane mein beth kar hi list bana li thi ki mein india utar te hi breakfast mein kya khanungi. Good idea na", said said proudly and Alisha looked at PJ sympathetically.

"I can understand ur dard bhai", Alisha said trying to suppress her laughter.

"arey khana lao muje bhook lagi hai", sani said impatiently.

"lata hu churel. Ab itna sa hi to khana or should I say breakfast mangwaya hai aapne. Thora time to lagega hina meri jaan", PJ said sarcastically as he went in the kitchen to drink some cold water.

As he went out of the living room, sani and Alisha bursted out laughing and HI-FIVED eachother.

"HAHAHA twinzy u sure na ki bhai hame ghar se nahi nikaal denge", Alisha said trying to stop her laughter.

"nahi yaar. I know bhai. He won't do such thing. Par how did bhai expected ki unki do sisters unke ghar first time aaye aur unpe koi prank na khele. HAHAHA", sani laughed carelessly not seeing PJ standing at the living room door with his jaw dropped.

'acha to meri billi muji koi meow', PJ thought as an evil idea cooked in his mind.

"did u see his face when I ranted my BREAKFAST HAHAHAHAH", sani laughed remembering his shocked face and PJ gritted his teeth hiding behind the door.

"offcourse dekha twinzy. Muje to laga ki bhai kahi faint na ho jaaye. HAHAHA", even Alisha joined her.

'ab dekh sani churel. Tera plan meine tujpar hi backfire na kar diya to mera naam bhi PJ nahi', PJ made his mind up. Ab to izzat ka sawal tha yaar!

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"Shin yeh tumhara toast aur juice aur sani tumhara BREAKFAST aa raha hai", PJ said with sugar coated voice. Sani frowned seeing him so relaxed and calm.

'yeh to tufan ke aane se pehle ka sannata hai', sani though as she tried to smile at PJ.

Soon the door bell rang and in came 4 big delivery bags with food in them.

"lo sani sab khatam kardo. Yeh sab tumhare liye. Sirf tumhare", PJ said trying to suppress his laughter seeing sani's pale face.

"b..bh'bhai aren't u gonna join me? Hehe", sani tried her best not faint.

"no no. no ways. Yeh to sab sirf meri churel behen ke liye hai." PJ said with big sarcastic smile.

Sani looked at Alisha for help but she backed off saying,

"muje apni figure ka bhi to khayal rakhna hai. Agar mein itna khaungi to himanshu muje date nahi karega. OMG FIR MUJSE SHAADI KAUN KAREGA?", Alisha said looking worried.

'kamini ko apne crush ki pari hai. Yaha par muje 100 insaan ka akele khana hai, uska kya? NOT FAIR!', sani stomped her foot indignantly.

"chalo chalo khao sani. Yelo chicken biryani", PJ stuffed a big spoon of biryani in her little mouth.

AFTER 20 MINUTES

"bas bhai ab aur nahi khaya jata.", sani sat their holding her stomach which was ready to burst any minute.

"arey abhi to matar pulao- Chicken korma-chole bhature- rajma chawal- idli sambhar- daal makhni- daal fry with tadka- daal baati churma- gajar ka halwa- makke ki roti- sarso ka saag- pau bhaji khana baaki hai", PJ also said in one breath.

"KAMINE MERA PET PHAT JAYEGA", sani complained and PJ laughed seeing her crying face,

"oh lele baby kya hua. Ab yeh sab to order dene se pehle bolna thana. Maanti hona ki am the best", PJ said raising his collar proudly.

"KYAAA. MATLAB AAPKO YEH SAB PEHLE SE PATA THA?", sani and Alisha looked baffled.

"aur nahi to kya. Ab tum dono itne zor zor se hasoge to muje kya neighbours ko bhi tumhara yeh plan pata chal jayega.", PJ said hitting both the girls head playfully.

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2 DAYS LATER

All 3 of them were sitting in the ice cream gobbling up the ice- cream at night 3 o clock

FLASHBACK

"bhai uthona, muje ice cream khani hai", Alisha shook PJ as he slept peacefully, not moving an inch.

"sone dona. Jao uss churel ko bolo, vo le jayegi.", PJ said in his sleep.

"arey use kaise raasta pata hoga"

"kal hi vo kisi hot maal ke saath date par gayi thi. She was on about some ice- cream parlor", PJ said shooing Alisha off.

"arey vo to ghore bech kar so rahi hai. Bhai muje different room bhi chahiye. Yeh sani na neend mein bohot bolti hai. Aur kal to yeh neend mein chal bhi rahi hai. So creepy", Alisha said seriously and PJ got up suddenly.

"no wonder kal parose waali aunty bol rahi thi ki un hone raat ko tumhare room ki pipe par charkar kisi ko andar aate dekha.", PJ said hitting his head.

"kya sani neend mein pipe bhi charti hai. Gosh this girl is dangerous", Alisha said shaking her head.

"chalo ab uss sleeping beauty ko utha te hai."

Both went to sani's room and splash a lota full of water on her face

"HUH. f**kING bas***d!!!!!!!!! KAUN HAI KUTTA KAMINA???????" sani screamed as she got jerked out of her beauty sleep quite mercilessly.

"she's awake chalo,", PJ dragged a swearing sani outside their house as Alisha was going on on to sani,

"You do realize m mad @ u ?", alisha said to sani.

"kyo jaan, ab meine kisko abuse kiya?", sani said sleepily as she was getting dragged by PJ to the nearby ice- cream shop.

"miss saniya, u know how much I hate ur swearing, don't u"

"yaar par yeh kamine ne muje pani daal kar uthaya , to mein kya iski aarti utarti? Kamina nalayak kahika", sani cursed PJ who was grinning at her.

"ab agar churel humanely na uthe to muje aise tarike hi aazmane pare na", PJ said chuckling

"are u trying to say I am not human?", said said angrily

"last time I remebered, u were a churel right"

"sexy churel bhai. Meri reputation ka to khayal karo nalayak"

"chalo guys ice- cream shop aa gayi", alisha distracted both of them.

FLASHBACK ENDS

"kamini khush khabri kab de rahi hai?", sani said winking at alisha and HI- FIVED PJ. Alisha looked at them as if they forgot their brains at home and came.

"what khush kabri?", alisha asked looking perplexed as she took a spoonful of ice cream.

"yahi ki tum pregnant ho and u just got those pregnancy craving. HAHAHA", PJ laughed joining saniya. Alisha's spoon fell and she was about to scream when sani butted in.

"arey jaan ab bata bhi de ki bacche ka baap kaun hai. HAHAHA", sani bursted out laughing as alisha chocked on her ice cream

COUGH COUGH AHEM AHEM

"KAMINIIIIII AM NOT PREGNANT!!!!", alisha screeched looking shocked.

"arey sani justin ya himanshu mein se hi koi ek hoga", PJ ignored her and kept playing along with sani. Alisha banged her hand on the table and said in a dangerosuly low whisper.

"stop it guys, I am really pissed off with both of u"

"arey bhai himanshu hoga, I bet", sani ignored alisha's warning and carried on.

"no yaar justin hoga. Arey vo kitne saalo se shin par lattu hai", he said chuckling while alisha looked at both of them as if they have really lost it.

"kitne ki bet lagani hai ki himanshu hoga bacche ka baap justin nahi", sani said taking out her purse.

"guys are u crazy. STOP IT", but no one was ready to listen to alisha now. Ab to baat izzat ki thi.

"fine the bet is on. Agar baap justin hua to tumhe vo sara khana khana hoga ek saath jo tumne uss din mangwaya tha.", PJ challenged sani and she remembered her halat and got creeps.

"f..fine but agar shart mein jeeti to aapko ek larke ko propose karna parega aur vo bhi sabke saamne", sani said laughing evilly and PJ's face drained it's color.

"yeh shart to muje hi jeetni hogi. TWINZY BOLDE HIMANSHU BACCHE KA BAAP HAI", sani towered alisha. PJ was no less, so even came upto alisha and started towering her,

"shin dekh tu iss churel se dar mat. Bata de ki justin jeeju hi dulhaniya le gaye.", alisha wanted to murder both of them with the fork lying nearby.

"SHUT UPPPPPPP OMG HEY BHAGGU. YEH MERE BHAI BEHEN HAI YA DUSHMAN?"

"twinzy question humne poocha tha. Bata bacche ka baap justin hai ya himanshu?"

"GUYSSS AM NOT PREGNANT. KAM AKKAL LOG", alisha threw her ice cream cup on the floor in anger and stormed off.

"shit man!, bhai ko bet mein harane ka mauka gaya.", sani said shaking her head

"I know yaar, ab itna sara khana kaun khatam karega.", PJ said kicking the empy ice cream.

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As they all reached home, alisha went in the kitchen and picked up a steel plate and some spoons. As soon sani and PJ entered the kitchen to pacify the volcanic alisha, they got both got wacked by a steel spoon which came flying towards them.

"OWWW kamini chamach se maarti hai", sani complained while pressing her forehead. Soon a plate came flying in her direction as well when she ducked and PJ got wacked with it who was trying to sneak out from the battle field.

"OWW"

"YEH LE AB THALI SE MARA. KHUSH!" Alisha soon started looking for more bartan when sani and PJ ran for their lives and locked themselves in their respective rooms.

NEXT MORNING

Alisha had to sleep in the living room as sani wasn't opening their bedroom door in fear of getting attacked by flying bartan again. She was already pissed off cuz of that and to make her mood go even more worse, she met PJ's nosey neighbour while she was pacing up and down in PJ's front yard.

"hello ji. Mein PJ puttar ki neighbour aunty.", a women in her mid 40's greeted a pissed off alisha.

"hi", came a blank reply

"waise subah subah exercise kar rahi thi. Haan karni bhi chahiye. Ab agar iss umar mein moti ho gayi to kaun shaadi karega?"

"arey himanshu haina", sani answered as she joined the conversation going on in the front and kept her arm around alisha's neck. Alisha gave her a murderous look and sani took her arm off.

"Twinzy dekh mera mood already kharab hai, aur kharab mat kar warna yeh aunty ko hi tere upar phenk dungi.", alisha warned sani

"plz yaar shin, kisi aur cheez se sani ko maar, agar aunty ko ispe phenkengi ko mere tiles toot jayenge.", PJ also joined the convo and laughed seeing aunty running away back to her house in fear of getting thrown on sani by Alisha.

"sorry twinzyyyyyy, see churel is holding her ears. Maaf karde na. Meri izzat ka sawal hai. Aaj tak kabhi kisi churel ko kaan pakarte dekha hai kya?", sani apologized in her unique way.

"me also sorry. Pakka next time hum milkar sani par prank khelenge.", PJ apologized and also gave rishwat to alisha.

"hey that's not fair. Bhai aap ko mein hi milti hu?", sani asked stomping her foot.

"kya karu na jaan. I love u so much and my mahabharat queen." PJ said hugging both his sisters.

THE END.

Tada😆

PJ bhai and twinzy, I am waiting for ur mahabharat comments kk. It took me a long time to finish it. I want like reallyyyyyy big comments on this. Warnaaaa india aakar khoon choos jaungi😆

Everyone if u liked it, then plz comment.

Love

sani

OMGGGGGGG.........WOWWWW...kamini kisne kaha tha ki OS acha nahi hai, it was one of the best OS i have ever read..............agar dubara apne OS ko bura bola to punjabi mein jaisey hum kehte hai jutti kad ke maranga😆

wow tumne mera suggest kiya huya naam rakha😆................ab to tum bhi chor gang ki member ban gayi ho😆

tumhe kisne kaha ki tum dono musibat ho, yaar tum dono to maha musibat ho, yeh galat fehmi nikal do apne dill se😆

arey haan sab ko sach batao na ki mein tumhe sirf churel nahi bulata, tum to moti, badsurat and psycho churel ho and haan haan meri big sis bhi😆

chalo ab mein OS par comment karta hoon warna tum jute chappar uttar kar mujhe marna shuru kar dogi😆😆😆

kamino ek to mujhe shock dene ka plan banaya upar se meri halat kaisey hogi ispar soch soch kar hass rahe ho😆😆😆..................batao mujhe batao yeh kamini planning kab se chal rahi hai😆😆😆.....................frankly i really wish ki tum dono mujhe sach mein aisa koi surprise do na😆😆😆..................i promise ki agar tum dono mujhse milne aayi to hum bohot masti karenge and poora sheher hum logo se tang aa kar bhag jayega😆

hawwwwwww kamini ek to shin bechari ne tumhe call kiya yaad dilane ke liye ki tumhari flight hai and tum ho ki ussey galiya de rahi ho😆.................yaar yeh SSG to bari famosh hoti ja rahi hai, and tum ho ki inka kitna acha use karti ho😆..........tum dono ko to mein chorunga hi nahi, yaha aane ka plan banaya hai bata to deti, mein airpost aa jata lene😆😆😆...............but on a second thought apni beaches wali bikini girls ke sapne chor kar, no idea bura hai, khud aa jana mere ghar, mujhe apni neend bari pyaari hai😆..............kamino meri shakal imagine kar ke hass rahe ho na, tum dono aao to sahi milne fir dekho tumhara kya haal karta hoon😆😆😆..................miss aalsi churel jao ja kar ready ho jao tumhe plane pakarna hai, jab dekho madam soti ho rehti hai, lazy churel😆😆😆


sani gussa kyu hoti ho, acha hi hai na ki tumhara plane phle aaya warna tumhe yaha ke hot maals dekhne ko thorna milte. Ab agar shin tumhare saath hoti to tum hot maals par nazar thorna daal paati😆.................aur galti se kahin 8 pac wala shin ko mill jata to shin uske saath hi bhag na jati😆...................sani kamal ho gaya airpost pe aate hi bhai ko bhool kar tum hot maals par nazar daal rahi ho and sharam nahi aati beech airport par whistle karte huye. Besharam larki tum india aa chuki ho, yaha yeh sab nahi chalta😆😆😆

sani ab airpost par larko ko aisey dekhogi to baki ke log tumhe wierdly dekhyenge hi na😆................acha hai shin aa gayi warna pata nahi tumhara kya bharosa tum airpost par hi kisi larke ka rape kar deti😆.................wow the hug of twinzies was great, meri to aankhon mein aansu hi aa gaye😆............chor chor tumne shin ka bhaggu wala dialogue bhi chura liya😆😆😆...............but pata hai tumne mera dill tor diya yeh bol kar ki mein tumhe ghar se nikal dunga😭😭😭..................don't u know me😡😡😡.................tum ghar to aao tumhari band bajata hoon😆....................sani bad luck for u kyunki mere ghar ka koi back door nahi hai as i love on 4th floor😆

kamini ek to subah subah 5 baje kisi ke ghar koi tapakta hai kya, aur aaya bhi hai to shanti se aaye na, tum to poore sheher ko 100 rupee ke liye utha dogi😆..............kamini airpost se mere ghar tak 100 rupees se zada hi lagte hai and woh taxi driver ghochu hai jo sirf 100 rupee hi mang raha hai u being a typical indian girl usme bhi chik chik😆.............shin ko bhi tang kar mara hai apni larai se, dekho dekho kahin woh pareshan ho kar bhag na jaye😆.................yeh shin bhi na tumhari larai ke baare mein chor kar gali mohalle ki chinta mein lag gayi hai, i tell u shin na future mein politician banegi, gusse wali neta😆............lo is taxi driver ne to khud hi apne paer par khulari maar li hai, ab bolo behenji bolna bhi paap ho gaya hai, ab sani woh tumhe behenji nahi to chikni, maal, item ya sexy keh kar bulata😆...........sani bhi na ek number ki larai karne wali hai, choti si baat par kitna lar rahi hai😆.......................sani waisey buddhi to tum mujhe bhi lagti ho, shin ko kya pata mujhse poocho na😆..................ab us bechare taxi driver ko kya pata ki tumhe gussa islia aa raha hai ki usne bhi tumhe reject kar diya😆.................ab yeh tumhare liye nayi baat thorna hai😆..................acha kiya shin ne jo us taxi driver ko paisey de kar bhaga diya warna sani ka to beech sarak par hi time pass karne ka dill tha😆

sani normally log na apna saaman shoulder par nahi uthate except collie, tumne kya india ke platform par cooolie ka kaam kar rakha hai jo sara saaman shoulder par utha liya.................sani kapro ka bag to thik hai but tum UK se boriya bistar le kar kyu aayi, ab tumhe kya laga ki mein tumhe yaha bed nahi dunga kya😆..............dekho shin kitni shareef hai jo sirf ek bag hi l kar aayi hai and tum to aisey aayi ho jaisey yahi basne ka irada hai😆.........haye haye ab bechare taxi driver ko bhi SSG de dali, sani tum na bilkul hi pagal ho😆................behenji hi to kaha tha koi tumhari pappi thorna le dali thi😆..................ab tumhari shakal se tumhari umar ka pata hi nahi chalta to uska kya kasoor, tum buddhi lagti ho to usko kya pata ki abhi tum bacchi hi ho😆

ho gayi do kamini twinzies camera le kar ready bechare PJ ka reaction record karne ke liye........kitna evil dimag hai tum dono ka😆😆😆..............tum dono aa to jao fir batata hoon, tum dono ki to kher nahi😆................kamino ek to subah subah utha diya upar se kisi ko shanti se shock bhi nahi hone dete😡😡😡................meri subah ki neend kharab kar di kamino 2-3 ghante ghar ke bahar wait nahi kar sakte the mere uthne ka😆😆😆...............dekho dekho mujhe shock kar ke hass rahe hai yeh dono, dekh tere sansar ki halat kya ho gayi bhagwan kitna badal gaya insaan......................yeh sani bhi kitni kamini hai, dekho to sahi ek to bechare PJ ko utha diya upar se keh rahi hai andar aane doge ya bahar se hi bhaga doge, jaisey mere bhagane se yeh churel bhag jayegi😆............OMG kitni pyaari hug thi but 1 ques yaar tum dono ki countries mein is waqt raat nahi hogi but india mein itni subah sab sote hai and nenbd mein pata nahi kaisey bechare PJ ne tum dono moti behno ko catch kiya hoga............mujhe to bechare PJ par taras aa raha hai😆

OMG shin to kitni sweet hai bechari har baat par ro deti hai, ab bolo ek shocked putle se mill kar bhi ro rahi hai😆.................sani thora to taras khao us bechare shocked PJ par, ab tumne ussey statue of liberty bana diya😆😆😆...................shin ko bhi PJ ke reactions par bare maze aa rahe hai, shin ki to kher nahi, i am sure PJ koi na koi acha sa prank shin par zaroor khelega and shin ko gussa dila dega😆..............ab bolo dono aate hi sofe par aisey beth gaye hai jaisey ki koi jung lar kar aaye ho, chinta bhi hai apne bhai ki jiski neend tum logo ne kharab kar di hai😆...................kamini sani PJ ko dialogue chor kya bula rahi ho, ab ussey kya pata ki tumne airport par kya bola, woh bechara to bas CC par se tumhare dialogues churata hai, kitna sharif baccha hai😆................ab isme uski galti thorna hai ki tumhare dialogues hote hi itne acche hai😆

dekho kitna acha aur pyaara bhai hai 5 baje bhi dono se khane ke baare mein pooch raha hai, chalo shin to kitni sweet hai sirf toast and juice hi manga but dekho is moti churel ko, aisey order kiya hai jaisey poore england ko breakfast karana ho, itna khati hai tabhi to itni moti hai yeh churel😆.................bechare PJ par dekho shin ko bhi taras aa raha hai but sani hai ki apni list ki tareef kar rahi hai.............ek to itna saara order kar diya hai aur upar se patience bhi nahi hai, ab itni saari items lane mein time to lagega hi na................PJ bhi kya duffer hai, issey itna nahi pata ki subah subah 5 baje koi restaurant nahi khula hota, kahan se order karega yeh gadha.................ek hi idea hai ja kar apni mata ji ko jaga aur bol ki poora mohalla aaya hai ghar breakfast karne subah ke 5 baje😆..................wah PJ kamal kar diya pani peene ke bahane in dono ka idea pata kar liya, dekh dekh kaisey kamine hai yeh dono ek to tujhe subah subah utha diya aur uske baad bhi tere upar prank khel rahe hai, Pj bhai chorna mat in dono ko, i am with u😆

kitne pyaar se PJ ne shin ko uska breakfast diya hai and sani ispar bhi jealous ho rahi hai, bad manners sani, kuch nahi sikhaya maa baap ne bhej diya PJ ke paas breakfast karne😆...............lo aa gaya tumhara breakfast, pata nahi PJ ne kahan se mangaya hai kyunki mujhe to itne saal ho gaye delhi mein and aaj tak mujhe aisa restaurant nahi mila jo subah 5 baje bhi khula ho😆.............lo ab manga diya to sani ki sitti pitti gul ho gayi hai, khao na sani beta...............ab pata chala tumhe PJ se panga lene ka anjaam, phas gayi na apne hi prank mein khud.............ab apna stomach pakar kar baithi raho and dubara PJ pe prank khelne ki sochna bhi mat..................waisey bhi tumhare saare pranks flop ho jate hai jinme tum PJ ki hi madat nahi leti.............but abhi recently jo tumne aur PJ ne prank khela sab par kya maza aaya tha na, sab bechare samaj hi nahi paaye hamari trick ko😆

wow ab flashback to bara mast tha, yeh shin ko bhi raat ko 3 baje ice cream khane ka maan kar gaya hai and mujhe yeh samaj nahi aa raha ki 3 baje kaunsa ice cream parlour khula hota hai yaar😆..................fir aa gaye PJ ki neend ki dushman, kya yaar subah hone ka wait bhi nahi kar sakti kya mahabharat queen😡................sani ko yaha aaye huye 2 din nahi huye and madam kisi hot maal ke saath date par bhi ho aayi, bare fast hote hai yeh UK waale😆................OMG sani ko neend mein bolne aur chalne ki bimari bhi hai, mujhe to pata hi nahi tha😆...............sani aaj tumhara yeh raaz mujhe pata chal gaya hai😆.............OMG yeh kya sani neend mein pipe char kar room mein aayi, i wonder is she mad ki 4th floor tak pipe char kar aayi😆..................sani u really need to consult a doctor😆

Good job PJ pani daal kar utha diya is churel ko😆..............ab PJ ki neend kharab ho hi gayi hai to woh kisi aur ko sone kaisey de sakta hai na😆..............yaar yeh sani jab bhi neend se uthti hai to SSG ka use kyu karti hai, aur koi kaam dhanda nahi hai kya is churel ko and yeh to bilkul insaan nahi hai, yeh to moti, badsurat, lazy and psycho churel hai😆...........ab pata hai shin ko galiya nahi pasand but suna hai recently shin bhi bohot galiya dene lagi hai so ab shin ko sani ko bhi nahi rokna chaiye, shin ko pata hona chaiye ki sani jab tak SSG ka use na karey usko neend nahi aati😆

wow ab tak to hum CC mein hi shin ka pregnant hone ka mazak banate the but tumne to sab public kar diya😆😆😆.................i wonder tum zinda bachogi bhi ya nahi after shin reads this😆................baap justin hai ya himanshu yeh to baad ki baat hai pehle is shin ko batao ki jab sani aur PJ mill kar prank khelte hai to gussa nahi hona chaiye, shin ko pata hona chaiye na ki dono pagal hai bilkul😆😆😆..............wow bet lagayi bhi to kya sani will date a hot larki and propose her and PJ will eat all that food, haina sani😆...................thats why i call u my lesbo churel😆...................mujhe shin par taras aa raha hai yeh dono kam akal to uski baat hi nahi sun rahe, woh to shut up shut up bol bol kar thak gayi hai but yeh dono kamine maan hi nahi rahe😆

OMG yeh shin to bari dangerous nikli, ghar jaate ho chamach aur plate se dono ko maarne lagi😆😆😆....................kamini sani ne bhi jhuk kar PJ ko plate parwa di😡................sani iska badla to mein le kar rahunga😆...........bechare darr kar bhag gaye and chup gaye apne apne rooms mein😆😆😆................but shin ko kya fayda huya is sab se, bechari ko room mein sona bhi naseeb nahi huya😆

ab yeh PJ ki neighbour ko shin ki shaadi ki bari chinta hai😆, lagta hai yeh neighbour to apne bete ke liye shin ko pasand karne ke mood mein thi😆..................fir aa gaye dono kamine shin ko tang karne😆.................pata hai bhai ki shin ke liye himanshu hai but yeh baat aunty ko batane ki kya zaroorat thi😆.....................shin ne to kamal hi kar diya, us kamini aunty ko dara kar bhaga diya😆................OMG i wonder ka hota agar shin sach mein aunty ko utha kar sani par phank deti to😆😆😆

lo ban gaya PJ ka naya plan, team shin and PJ versus sani😆........................awwww how sweet PJ hugged both in the end, lagta hai iske baad fir koi prank khelne wala hai kamina😆

saniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii love u for this OS yaar, i read it 4 times and har baar parne ka itna maza aaya😆😆😆....................ab mujhe bhi ispar OS likhne ka bohot dill kar raha hai, so do wait for my turn and my OS😆


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hawww 27 views and ek bhi proper comment nahi:(

Saniii.. OMG.. dat was a superb OS till date... i too got tears while reading the part wer u and pillow met at the airport.. 😃

aw u guys are so cutee

omgsh.... i will read it in a while./..

eekkkss kamino jaldi se edit karo. am soooo excited to read ur comments😆

arey edit to kardiya.. kaise laga comment 😆