Funny OS - 29th October *Happy Bday Dev UPDTD Pg2*

Originally posted by: smarty2010

awesome
thanks for making me laugh
do continue
ur OS will be the survival thru this tragic separation phase

Originally posted by: piya2025

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Sana..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I dies laughing,went to heaven n den came back here to reply..actually lemme paste here my fav lines:🤣🤣🤣:

Oh really?! Happy Birthday khote
woh actually my dear MeeShti
Geet: waise bhi NT ko roz dekhna koi saza se kam thodi na hoga uske leye 😆
ek 5 foot 8 ladki ko choone tumhein sirf uske SHOULDERS mile?! Jab dekho tab shoulders pakadte ho..PAGAL!
Geet: Jab aap hanste ho...tho aap koi aur hi dikhte ho...aap ke mun mein itne zyada daant kyun hain?
Maan: um bilkul NT lagrahi ho aise haste hue..
Sasha: jee maam?
Geet: aaj tumhara bhi birthday hai?🤣
Sasha confused..nai maam...par kyun?
Geet: kyunke aaj khoton ki birthday wala din hai..chaho tho tum bhi apna birthday Dev ke saat mana sakti ho..Jail mein!!

I Loved these lines..Too gud..Best hai..aur MeeShti thing u used here too🤣Thats d bestest🤣

Loved it Sana*hug*

Originally posted by: SanaH05

*CONTD*

Sasha walking angrily in the Office lobby collides with Tasha.
Sasha: Dekh kar nahi chal sakti tum Tasha?! 😡
Tasha: Silly me! Im sorry ma'am!😆
Sasha: " aur tumhien sirf ek hi dialgue aata hai kya?! "Silly me" *she imitates Tasha*
Tasha: er..haan maam..par CVs ne mujhe yehi dialogue baar baar dohraane kaha hai.. 😕

Sasha: Stupid idiot..move! I have work to do..Maan tho sirf Geet se saat tag khelne mein busy hain..unhein dikhta nahi ke kitna kaam hai Office mein! *HMPH*
Tasha: They're playing tag?! 😆 chaliye na maam..hum bhi unhein join karte hain!
Sasha: *looking at Tasha like she's finally lost it*😲😕😡
"lagta hai yahan sab pagal hogaye hain"😕

Suddenly Adi comes running down the lobby. A perplexed Sasha and a shocked Tasha look at him as he goes down on his knees in front of Sasha.

Pinky comes running behind Adi.. "Adi kya hua? Aap aisa bhaag kyun rahe ho..mein...." she trails off when she looks at Adi on his knees in front of Sasha.

Adi: Sasha..(no maam) aaj mujhe tumse kuch kehna tha..
Sasha: *Extremely worried*😕😕😕
Adi: Aaj mujhe mat roko Sasha..aaj please mujhe kehdene do😉..

Sasha: mutters angrily at him slowly 😕"Adi tum kya pagal hogaye ho! ye kya karrahe ho! Utho isi waqt sab humein dekh rahe hain!"😡

Adi: Nai Sasha..itni dushmani tumse..ab mein aur nai bardasht karsakta...Ye sab juthi ladaiyan...galat fehmiyan..ab aur nai..*he dramatically sweeps one tear off*😭

Tasha looks like she is about to faint🤢

Sasha: utterly horrified "matlab kya hai tumhara??"😲😲

Adi: I love you Sasha! I always have! 🤣*Adi stands up*
Sasha is extremely horrified and faints...😲😲🤢
Adi catches her in time..

Pinky starts crying.😭😭

Pinky: M-mujhe laga tha..t-tum m-mujhe pyaar karte h-ho Adi! *continues crying* y-ye sab kab hua? K-kyun? *Suddenly she turns mad*😡😡 Aur tumhein iss chudail mein dikhta kya hai?"
At this point Sasha suddenly regains consciousness She seems very VERY pissed at Pinky's remark. "Sara face make-up mein duba hua...pata nai subah subah logon ku itna make up karne ka time kaisa milta hai..bhootni! 😆😆*She cries again*😭

Adi who had been holding Sasha drops her..and Sasha falls to the floor..with a sound that seems very loud to the quiet that has surrounded the office. He goes to soothe Pinky/
Adi: Arey pagal ladki! I was rehearsing with Sasha Maam! 🤣

Pinky:😕 R-re-rehearsing? F-for what?
Aadi: We were putting up a play in the honor of Maan Sir and Geet's love...You know..like a small love story. And I was just rehearsing my lines.. *he laughs again*🤣🤣
Sasha looks like a MAD cow who apparently has steam blowing off her ears..She flares her nostrils..😡

Adi talks before she has a chance to speak: "Dont worry maam..The only person to fall in love with you..would be someone who hit his head hard with an Anvil or clonked it somewhere..or probably knocked his senses out..."
He wraps his arm around Pinky's shoulder and looks at her, she shyly looks away "Kamse kam..aaj mujhe tumhari feelings ke baare mein tho pata chala..chalo acha kiya jo meine rehearsal ke baare mein soch leye tha"
Tasha blinks confused, apparently she never got anything..
Sasha looks like a bull about to charge..when the entire office erupts in Cheers and wolf-whistles..

Adi and pinky: *blissful oblivion..smiling*
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Maan enters, Geet trailing behind in the office lobby.
Maan: What is GOING ON? Why am I hearing applauds? Why isn't anyone at their desk?
Geet: *mutters* always work work work..

Tasha: Adi Sir ne Sasha maam ko propose kiya
Geet and Maan: KYA?!?! *looking at each other..extremely shocked*😲
Adi opens his mouth to intervene, Geet interrupts him.

Geet: *very upset and shocked* 😆
Adi Sir, aap bhi pagal hogaye ho kya?! Hai Babaji..aaj kitna bura din hai..chudailon wala din hai. Ye rakhshasni..aunr bechare masoom Adi Sir *tsk tsk*"🤣
Adi: Geet meri baat---"

Geet: Sir! aap bilkul aisa nai karinge! Maana ke pyaar andha hota hai..par ITNA andha?! 🤣Sasha Maam?! nai nai sir..wo tho aapka khun pee jayengi..zindagi bhar aapko unki mazduri karna padega Sir..phir nai bolna ke maine aapko warn nai kiya tha!"

Sasha: GEET! TUM PAGAL HO GAYI HO..Adi ne mujhe nai..Pinky ko propose kiya hai..AUR MEIN TUMHEIN CHUDAIL DIKHTI HOON?! Tum chote sheher ke gaon ki gawar! How dare you pathetic freak!" 😡😡 *The Bull affect*
Geet: *getting really mad* mein GAWAR?! *Both start a cat fight*

Maan slowly starts slinking away when Adi catches him "Sir! please rokiye inhein! Office ko sara sar pe uthaleya hai dono ne.."
Maan: 😕😕 "Adi ye sab tumne shuru kiya hai..ab tum khatam karo..aur haan..chetavni sunlo..beech mein jaoge tho mar kar bahar aaoge"
Tasha laughs.🤣
Maan glares at her.. She stops.
He walks away

Adi and the rest of the staff stop the two women. Sasha's hair is all undone. She def looks like a perfect bhootni. Geet is cursing her with all the swear words in the dictionary.

Adi: Geet please! Stop it..tum bhi itni bachkani harkatein kyun karti ho..just forget it. Reasoning with Sasha is like reasoning with a wall..
Sasha: ADI!! *screams a little manically*

Adi: raises hand to quieten her.. STOP..ab sab please apne apne kaam par lauteye..thank YOU!

Maan re-enters. He walks up to Sasha "You're fired! GET LOST!" Sasha looks crazed and shocked.😕😕🤢
Everyone cheers, including Tasha..! A few people walk towards Adi and Pinky to congratulate them..

Geet to Maan: I am so proud of you! she gives a tiny peck on his cheek.
Maan: stares at Geet: again.
Geet: again what?
Maan: Kiss...
Geet: ☺️ no...that was just that once.
She starts walking away..Maan grabs her shoulder..remembers her words, and then grabs her waist
Geet: *blushing furiously*☺️ Sir sab dekh rahe hain..
Maan: tho dekhne do
Geet: koi kuch kahega tho?
Maan: kehne do.. *he cant stop gazing at her*

Geet: Sir?
Maan: Hmm? *he drawls*
Geet: kya apne aaj ka Dill mill gayye dekha?
Maan: annoyed "What is that?"
Geet: show hai Sir...haaiii itna Romantic. Aaj uska final episode tha..
Maan: mujhe sirf hamare baare mein sochna hai..koi aur show ke baare mein nai.

Geet: aap kitne BORING ho! Aap se acha Armaan hai! atleast wo sahi hug tho karta hai! not with one thumb or finger pointing in the air! *HMPH*🤣🤣
She walks off
Maan: *utterly confused* Armaan? Armaan kaun hai? *feeling JEALOUS* When did HE hug Geet?!

*To be CONTD*

lol..this is so NOT an OS..😃

TO READERS and MODS: Mention of DMG is purely for entertainment purposes. Wasn't bashing it..Loved that show as well..So sad it ended today..
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