One Morning in BB house
Subah ke 11: 10 min ...
BIG BOSS chahte hein ki Rahul...
Rahul( eyes growing even wider than they are...and chewing furiously on his nicotine chewing gum): jee
Rahul...aap sab gharwaalon ko living area mein ikkatha kar ke David Headly ke bare mein unhein batayein...
MT, the kaptaan: Aa jaiye pleaj, sab log aayie...Dolly ji aayie pleaj
Dolly: nahin main nahin aaongi...hurrr hurrr!
Hrishaant : abbey ye gungwa kya lecture dega ab
Everyone settles on the sofa...
Shweta sitting next to Sara
Sara: pssst...Shweta di..yeh Headly, means he will be English...agar andar aa raha hai to matlab...pata nahin kitni roti khaayega....main do se zyaada nahin doongi...main abhi bol deti hoon sabko
Shweta: arre shhh...main baat karti hoon na...chup
Seema( sitting next to khali): Bhai ji yeh Headly kaun hain
Khali: mere ko lagta hai meine isko wrestling mein haraaya hai...Mexico ka rehne waaala hai...aapke Chambal mein bhi hote the aise Headly wagera?
Sameer ( interjects): Arre Headly...woh terrorist jisne 26/11 karrwaya..
Seema: Headly toh Angrezi hua na...Hindi mein kya bolte hain usko...bhaiya
Sameer: Seema ji...mujhe kya pata...aapko pata hona chaihye...ab dekhiye, Head maine sir...aur ly mane ly...lena....
Seema: Oh...arre humne bhi bahut sir kaate the...
MT: shaant ho jaaiye pleaj suniye..
Rahul: Well Headly...mujhe tab pata nahin tha kaun hai....but woh jo bhi ho fake nahin tha...aur fair, bilkul fair...matlab aisa nahin ki ek machine par zyadda squat maara aur doosre par kam...ekdum fair...captain material
MT: veenaji...app kuch kahiya, aap to Pakistan se hain...
VeenaJi (pats her hair and bats her eye lids): Mujhe Headly ka to pata nahin, par allah jaanta hai...woh Asif...woh tha terrorist...25 lakh rupye liye usne mujhse....
Ashmit: ab to woh jail mein hai na...usko spiritual ho jaana chaihye...and he should bring out an album..Itne saal tu kahaan tha, sabne poocha mujhse....blah blah blah
( Aanchal, Sara, Shweta and Veena are swaying animatedly to his rap and clapping with glee)
Hrishant : arrey gungwa ko bhi bolne do...man this is too much
Sameer( getting all senti and tears rolling down cheek): Main uske bare mein soch raha hoon...akela jail mein...its not fair
Sara: Sameer ji please aap mat roiye
Aanchal: But what he did wasn't good...I mean he was from a good family...hum sab acchi families se hain yahaan
Rahul: actually recently aapne suna hoga uski wife ne FBI waalon ko bataaya tha...
MT( jumps in): yeh wife log ka yehi problem hai...kisi bhi baat par yakeen kar leti hai...main kitni mushkil mein hoon... koi poochne waala nahi hai ki tumne khaana khaaya?( gets all teary eyed)
Shweta: Arre tiwari...bahar nikal ke sab settle kar lenge...dinner par challenge na , main , tum, Rani aur Headley!
Rahul's eyes grow wider( ya they have infinite capacity...lol)
Seema: Arre bhaiya...abhi tak samajh nahi aaya ye Sirlee hai kaun...koi humko bhi bataao
BIG Boss's voice booms in...Rahul aapka samay khatm hua...aap is task mein nakaamyab hue...
Sazaa ke taur par humne khaas FBI se keh kar aapke liye Headley ke jail ki uniform magaayi hai, jise aap performance area mein beith kar dhoyenge....
The end
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