HEYLOOOOO JHAPPIZ TAY PAPPIZ LAY LO π€π
Ohmigoshhhhhh, I need to stop watching Maneet they have taken over my life I scream if some of their intense AHEM moments comes on the screen π at times like this I'm so glad that I'm home alone π€£ Hey Hey don't be getting any ideas, its not an invitation for any of you to come to my house, XCEPT for Maan of course, for once we can be outside of the OUTHOUSE and get down to buisness here at my home *licks lips* Here's a visual for it
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π€£π€£π€£ I haven't even started doing the bumping yet and already...DAMN YOU XRATED THOUGHTS π‘π Its probably because I'm soooo wide awake that I can actually think, besides this is the result of monday's episode, can you believe that I did the bumping without XNESS π² well almost π
DAMN the message at the start got long π NO MORE DELAY CLAIM TODAY...I mean OLAY π€£ Yeah..damn...I'm...hyper...

DAMNIT MY BRAIN π€£ Its over loaded with Xness thoughts today π Its just the first paragraph and look at me π² I'm turning this topic into a brothel aren't I? π€£π€£π€£ No seriously half the things I say actually replay in my mind due to my damned Graphic thinking ππ It just makes it so much easier for me to imagine ππ Maan thinks he has stopped Geet but what will he do? (I suggest get Xrated with her Maan, more *desi accent* ENTRATAINMENT for usπ€£) He thinks that since Dadi is not well I have to work from home that I have to face her Morning, Day & Night, Maan gets flashbacks of Geet in the morning in the shower, in the evening in white Sari from the party, and at night whilst she was sleeping. First of all, brilliant scene, loved the perfect flashbacks at the perfect timing and then the Mahi-Original MG music combo bowled me over π³ loving it gonna download it after the bumping π Then Maan says ye larki meray mann ke baat parnay lag rehi hai, π HAIN? When did Kurri turn into Saturn Girl? π€£ Hun ai Chamatkar kadoon hua ji? π mujhay dar lag raha hai? π³ HAIN? MSK is scared? π€£ CHICKEN *clucks like a chicken* π€£ He is no doubt Kaali Dhokaybaaz Billi's Darpoke Billi Bhai π€£ Bhai chara ππ Shame to shame π Obviously they are the same breed except for their purposes thats different KDB gives Dhoka where DB is just so that he can be scared π€£ Right enough of the animal bhais π Maan was going to admit that he likes the way Geet talks and her actions π³ Ahun Ahun we knew it π but KAMINA at that moment he started stripping...DAYUM STRIP STRIP STRIP π€£ No he didn't π€ KAMINA just took his tie off, AHEM and there I was thinking he was going to strip π Imagine Maan doing a strip teas....OH RIGHT update π I was going to go into FazAan world π Xrated Graphic Thinking has left a good image in my MIND π Not that I don't already have it in my mind or explored it yet π€£ Maan says MSK will find a way to save himself from this *desi accent* TENSION π€£ I love desi accent, its just that I actually imagine saying it in that accent its so funny thats why I love desi accent π I seriously am nuts about the way Maan says his name, Maan Singh Khurana, DAYUM I just find it sooo SEXY and INVITING βΊοΈ I actually wanna leap on Maan like a leapingfrog everytime he says it ππ³ seriously βΊοΈ BTW Maan's expressions were simply wicked, they are like a chameleon colour, they change so quickly π Scene shifts and we see Angel decending down the stairs π *Sexy Lady* π³π Coming to Fazeet Moments π Geet thinks that I have stayed back for Dadima only, YEAH RIGHT WOMAN, PFFFTTT keeping trying to LIE to yourself π We all know what the truth is π She thinks after what happened yesterday I need to stay away from him and that way I wont get such impetuous thoughts about him π³π *cough* AHEM AHEM *cough* π She carries on talking to herself about Maan and how he thinks she's a pareshani π Yaara, hun nishani hondi tay aur bhi mazaa aandon, lekin pareshani he sahi ππ Scene shifts to Maan who says I need to plan to stay away from her and plan to not bump into her & he finds a way...π€ DUH its MSK, his brain over-loads with thinking *XNESS thoughts* I mean with just thinking π so it was obvious he was going to find a way, personally I think he's a KHOTA π How could he find a way to neglect Wifey? π² Lekin koi gal nahi ji, Babaji kab kaam aayen gay? π Tuaday tay sara kuch now Babaji, make sure you bring Maneet closer π and same goes for the CVs πππ³ Maneet or else...
*evil laugh* MWAH...naaa cant be asked ππ Scene shifts again...HOYE...this is like Ping Pong Nakul's head π€£ She thinks that She is afterall his secretary, toh chah kar bhi unn say dor nahi reh sakti *AHEM AHEM song time π Kitne door, kitne paas, Door door, paas paas* π Couldn't find a better song today π€Then Kurri says Ay lay, idhar kunwaa, toh udhar khai, then she thinks Babaji π€£ Loved the gestures and expressions, what a cute scene, Kurri gets better at these scene every single day π
SEXBOMB β’οΈπ€£ Geet seeing him moves right under his desk ππ Munda tells everyone that he is gonna be working from home since Dadima is not well, he says everyone will report at the OUTHOUSE ππ Hearing this Kurri does another DOH π but this time her head hits the table π€£ Inni jagah nahi haigi nichay π€£ Everyone's thinking HAIN? Yeh kya hua? *starts singing: Kya hua yeh, kyun hua yeh? Dil nay jo chaha,woh nahi ye* π€£ Hubby looks underneath and sees Wifey under the desk π€£ Wifey gives him a very cheesy smile π Maneet have this Cute conversation about Bahir niklo π€£ Ohmigoshhh can't believe Geet says no ππ Bechara Maan was thinking ye larki ππ Loved his and Geet's expressions π€£ Especially when Maan straightens up to look at the staff and then bends again to talk to Wifey π€£ Geet Hui Desk kay Upar π€£ That's the moment when all the staff get a shock seeing Geet at MSK's OUTHOUSE π or rather under his desk π€£ What was funny that as soon as I saw Sasha's face I laughed out this really EVIL laugh π€£ it was hilarious, literally like a kid jumping around laughing at Sasha's face π€£π€£ It was my best moment, so proud of myself *fake tears* Maan's Rumaal please someone ππ All the women shout out Geet in shock horror, *EktaMai Ishtyle* 10 billion different camera angle were shown, with 20 billion sound effect and 30 billion lighting effect π€£ naaa I'm just taking the biscuwits ππ Adi is the only entity who says Geet with a smile and just a bit of surprise π€£ It was as if he knew π€£π€£ So cute, Maan told Adi about Geet eh? βΊοΈ I bet it was their *posh accent singing* GAY CONNECTION 

π€£ Unless Adi felt it in his heart..and blah blah blah π€£
no matter where his eyes were π my brain is at the XRATED stage π it has told me to reach the *desi accent turned english* CONCLAYSION π€£ that Munda Maan officially wants to pounce on wifey, as he was having Xrated thoughts about kissing her lips or neck βΊοΈ HAILA yeh likh kay menu sharam aande paye hai ππ³ AHAHAHA π I'm too XRATED to understand the meaning of sharam π€£ But seriously little eye movements of Maan drive me insane π³ Both Maneet look quite uncomfy with everyone around π ahem they want Hubby-Wifey time alone ππ³ Munda asks Geet what she was doing hiding under the desk, Kurri is lost in a trance gazing (stalk stare π€£) at Maan βΊοΈ Shoooo cute π PHINALLY we see Mundi...erm...Kurri π adoringly gazing at Maan with love π³ BHAGRAAAAA π But it was a defo stalker stare π€£π I bet she was thinking, Hmmm...Jalebi Maan
Geet says she was trying to find cockroach Dev π€£ So she could stamp on it and kill it π€£ I loved the OTT music that came on, it reminded me of the old style english movies π they tend to have OTT music ππ Ahahaha Maan was about to grab his head but instead scratches it π€£ Aap kay saath kaam? says Geet π€£ Who was she expecting to work with GEORGE BUSH? π€£ Sorry hunnie George Bush is busy with Churailtara, just work with Maan for now π€£ Maan tells Geet to get ready so that the work can start but Kurri Geet is lost staring at Munda βΊοΈ HAILAAAAA Mahi plays for Geet too ππ³ OYEEE she's still thinking, JALEBI JALEBI π€£ Bechari was craving for Maan jalebi...well to get this kind of Jalebi Geet this is what you do...OBSERVE: get your claws out π eye your TARGET: MAAN 

*starts singing: Birthday S....* π€£ Karan that was for you, your favourite song π€£ Maan has to shout again to get Geet's attention π Hubby scared Wifey π I hope churailtara haunts Maan in his dreams for being a meany to Geet ππ Bechari Geet was watching by everyone as she was going up the stairs π Bechara Maan was getting stared at too π€£ Ab mera mau kya dekh rahay ho kaam shuru karein? KYAAA? Wifey di absence bagair? ππ How is he going to get the work done!? π€£ The best thing about this scene was Sasha/Tasha's faces π€£π€£ Look at that jealous and upset expression...PRICELESS!!! I'd love to see it every episode π€£
π€£ Sasha grabs Pinkster π and asks her what the hell is Geet doing at Maan's house π Faltoo scene, Silly Me Bimbo manages to make it into an ADALAAT π€£ meh chado, bechari Pinky says she doesn't know π UGHHH π€’ Sasha's face as funny as it was, didn't like the way she wanted Pinkster to find out the WHY GEET blah blah blah, why do I get a bad feeling about this? π€ Teacher Maan noticing them asks if their Kitty Party has finished can they get down to work? π€£π€£ Loved his lines! Student Sasha blames Pinky π‘π‘ TALWARRRRRR, I wanna go Brij Ishtyle on Sasha, besides isn't Brij like Sasha's BFF π€£ They both love torturing Geet π€π€π‘π‘ KAIMNAYYYY ππ Maan needs to control his class alot more, it was as if they were back in school ππ
It's free of charge, there's space and you've been there already so nothing new in that π³π€£ That sounded dirty π€£ Maan sarcatically tells Geet that if your morning walk is done, get some work done π Nahi Maan she's getting ready for the *desi accent* OLAMPICS π€£ She has yet to do her Oh I remembered my bacha wala gesture ππ Teacher tells off student Adi for laughing π€£ I swear Maan ka paatshala is out of *desi accent* CONTROL π€£ He should never go into the teaching buisness π he would suck at it big time π€£ At that moment Geet gave Adi a dirty look π I bet she wanted to wack him with the file π but obviously CONTROL in front of the teacher π she can do Adi-Chatni picing later on in the playground ππ Geet asks Pinky to sit next to Maan & Pinkster says Jwala phat gaya toh? π€£ Toh phir hameri toh BALLE BALLE ππ She didn't wanna sit next to Volcano π Geet replies volcano dont erupt daily π Unless its called Maan, then its unpredictable π Geet says Babaji teri bhali kargein π€£begging her so much Pinks agress & sits next to Maan ππ NAHIIIII aisa nahi ho sakta π Hubby-Wifey mein dooriyan? *starts singing: yeh dooriyan, in raahon ke dooriyan, Nigahon ki dooriyan, seaton ke dooriyan*π€£ππ LOL at Geet hiding her face behind her hand π€£ I hope Maan didn't see her behind her GIGANTIC hand π€£ MY GOD I bet you could hide the whole office behind her hand π€£ I didn't see her did you? She disappaeared, it was like magic π€£
π€£ Maan asks Geet why the coffee is so cold if she made it now? π Ji tussi innay HAWT ho ji kay tenu garam coffe tandi lagdi haigi βΊοΈπ *HAWT HAWT HAWT, how do you like it? how do you like it?* π€£ Geet doesn't have anything to say...Mahi starts playing π³ here it comes π Wifey tries to leave but Maan comes in her way and stops her, she tries again and Hubby again doesn't his wifey to go..HAILA...meri dil ne khawaish puri hon lagi hai ππ³ Geet totally gets dazed by Maan's closeness to her βΊοΈ (I don't blame her, Munda is just PURE LUCIOUSNESSπ) Maan leans in more
*Faz dies of a heartattack* π² Why is he leaning? π² Geet actually moves her face up towards Maan π²π²
Yeh mein kya dekh rehi hoon, GEET has XRATED thoughts? π²π²π HOT-DAYUM-DEAR-LORD Kurri leans in towards Maan and closes her eyes for a little moment π²π² the distance between her and Maan is really less π²π² NO UNDER 16s WATCH THIS π they are about to KISS 
π€£ Loved the Original MG music π³ so perfect for such a scene Geet starts her BAKBAK π They talk about Tameez! π€£π€£ Kinnay kilo leni hai, I'll give you some Tameez Geet if you give me Maan π€£π€£ Geet goes off on one and says she has a full list of things that Maan hasn't said sorry to her about π€£ I think she's been making diary entries π€£ She carries on saying that you keep scolding me, find something wrong in my work, you do the Angry Young Maan stare ππ She's right up in his face ππ She tells him to stay away from her Maan thinks she's crazy..COURSE Maan teri dewani ππ³ Geet is in the same boat as Maan, she thinks that she's taking her fustration out on him without any reason π€£ Geet carries on her CHAPAR CHAPAR, Geet says she'll make all her mistakes right, that's why I didn't sit next to you, so that you don't come CLOSE to me π²π²π²βΊοΈπ€£ She's like Maan isn't she? Talking soo much and not realising what she just said? π€£ NOOO Geet my training does not teach you this, to be more specific it clearly shows that you have to CHIPKUFY to Maan like a bat and not be parted till death π *Mental Note: Kurri Needs more trainingπ€£* Under no circumstance must you NOT have physical contact with Maan, stick to him like GLUE π€£ GLUE π€£ The Pagals of the Paradise will know the story behind the GLUE π€£ Yeah Karan, Momma Shaz, Momma Tipu Sultan, Muski Sofu, BZ, Widaban, Fake Bapu Chopra this is just to remind you π€£π€£ Highlighted it just for you lot π€£ Maan turns around as he hears Geet's words, Kurri puts her hand on her mouth, Maan's thinking What did she say? π They stare at each other whilst MAHI playsπ³
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