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@ChulbuliRao

Dazzler

+ 6

Posted: 15 years ago

Guys the way geet keeps confusing maan, eventually maan is bound to loose his mind(as he always keeps saying yeh ladki to mujhe paagal kar degi) for those hard times ia have planned out a very successful career for maan..an extremely rewarding career..

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he can be a brand ambassedor of few things and i am sure these things will sell like hot cakes

product no 1-- An angry Maan says chup to Geet and on touching geet's lips he immediately melts away.

This product is vaseline lip gel ..yeh aisa lip gel hai jo aapke hothon ko itna nazuk bana deta hai ki use chukar "loha😉 bhi pighal jaaye"😆😆

Product 2-- this product holds special interest for those young girls who have a dhak dhak❤️ boss in office. they shud all buy our special neelkamal chairs.. these are no ordinary chairs..😉

If a prettty girl stands on it it activates the special sensor that senses a dhak dhak boss passing by... and at the right time..the chair is programmed to snap break ..result u on top of ur hunky boss. try it at ur office today..100% result guranteed😉😆

Last product... but not the least...our new invention a BROOCH... 😕😕ya u heard it rite...this specially designed brooch has a special name"MSK Brooch" researches show that the moment we engrave a simple brooch by these initials..it suddenly becomes magnetic and attracts duppattas in particular.. 😉😆

aapke dupatte ka saath kabhi na chode..."MSK BROOCH"

😆😆😆 brooch ka naam maan..

badaye har dupatte ki shaan😆😆

inme se koi bhi cheez pasand aaye to jaldi se neeche bane like button ko daba dijye...aapka order hume mil jayega aur hum aur bhi naye products tayyar karne mein lag jayenge...😉😆

Edited by chullbulli - 15 years ago

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@Chandani_C

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 15 years ago

Oyee Chulz jana *jhapiz*

I want all the products 😍 but sabse ziada my dil dance mare for the neelkamal chair ☺️ yahan wahan phisalne ka koi faida nahin, sidhaa dhak dhak type boss ke upar wowww

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Sanaa

@sweet_chilly

Rocker

Posted: 15 years ago

😆..i want the vaseline and chair!........

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@ChulbuliRao

Dazzler

+ 6

Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: Chandani_C
Oyee Chulz jana *jhapiz*
I want all the products 😍 but sabse ziada my dil dance mare for the neelkamal chair ☺️ yahan wahan phisalne ka koi faida nahin, sidhaa dhak dhak type boss ke upar wowww

*jhapiz*😳 missed u so much ...haa re main bhi boss ke direct touch😉😆 mein rahna chahti hoonn...wohi lete hai..2 orders pakke..😉😆

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@ChulbuliRao

Dazzler

+ 6

Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: sweet_chilly
😆..i want the vaseline and chair!........

kaunsa loha pighlana hai mirchu???😆

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Sanaa

@sweet_chilly

Rocker

Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: chullbulli
kaunsa loha pighlana hai mirchu???😆

agar maan hota to usse hi pighla deti..lol...hmmmmmm...i wonder agar main debina ko kidnap karke..gurmeet pe chance maaru to.....😆

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@-SilverAngel-

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 15 years ago

haiii main mar jawann....kya products baniye hain...Maan ko patanay kay liye mujhe in ki sakht zarorat hai

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preety

@ChulbuliRao

Dazzler

+ 6

Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: mahi0809
haiii main mar jawann....kya products baniye hain...Maan ko patanay kay liye mujhe in ki sakht zarorat hai

Originally posted by: sweet_chilly

agar maan hota to usse hi pighla deti..lol...hmmmmmm...i wonder agar main debina ko kidnap karke..gurmeet pe chance maaru to.....😆

Maan ko patanay kay liye mujhe in ki sakht zarorat hai..

...i wonder agar main debina ko kidnap karke..gurmeet pe chance maaru to.....

.ek anaar sau beemaar😆😆

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Sonia

@Bobbi.

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 15 years ago

Hahaha lol.

Loved your imagination.

Superb! 😛

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hira5431

@hira5431

Navigator

+ 4

Posted: 15 years ago

#10

🤣hehe..that was absolutely hilarious!!!! I want the first 2 products since I don't wear salwars to wear dupatta..but on second thought, if it gets stuck on buttons of ppl like MSK, count me in!!!!!