Main Kaun Hoon..? and this is how..

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Yeh kya ho raha hai jee..?..Vaishali hairaan, Hunterwaali Pareshan..ohh sorry I mean Sob Sob Kumari...Vivek babua confused as ever, Birju bhuanchakka..(Surprised)...Amma Always mast..Only Four days left and Mr.Dev Deewana's main switch sorry his brainwa..again sorry his memo disk refused to download cos of virus in his bheja...All the Purohits are Purely Hit by Twister...reason..cos Mahant Bhootnath Dukhiyanand jee is back with his ping-pong ball eyes rolling, heavy thundering voice maybe cos of too much eating or gastric disorder...or acute constipationwa...has informed them if Dev Deewana doesnt start singing song around the trees...''Matwaali naar thummak thummak chali jaaye..''😆😉
Here comes brilliant idea in Tension Kumari's brainwa...😉
Day-4....the last day as per mahant bhootnath Dukhiyanand jee...😆
Mrs.Tension Kumari following Baba Dev Majnooanand...suddenly she pushes her one and only eklauta Pati on a Cactus tree and Bechara Baba Dev Confuseanand falls on his back looking into Tension Kumari face...Toing Toing...ei ka..sasura dhoti cactus maan atak gayi..Uiimaaaaa..Baba Devanand ka moonh se awaaj nikal gaya...and one more jhatka...Tesnsion Kumari was so frustrated with the viruswa in his memory micro slot card...she shooked a tree..and lo jee...big Jackfruitwaa fell on his only Head...neechey se cactus ke kaante aur ooper se jackfruit ka zulm woh bhi pointed fangs...on top of it..she hit him on his head huge Baingan..the one they use for bhartha...ek do teen chaar....she was shouting n hitting bechara '''bol yadhast wapas aayegi yah nahi?..paanch saal se hum log ki waat laga rakhi hai...dimaag ki memory ka bulb off kar rakha hai...Mentos kyun nahi khaayi?..pata hai..mentos khaane se dimaag ki batti jalti hai..? Kyun Dev Kyun..''?😉😆
Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...achanak Dev said, holding her hand..."Priye Praneshwari, Hridyaeshwari, aisa zulm mat karo...tumhare Baingan ke waar ne mere dimaag ka memory card recharge kar diya hai...'''..😛😛
Lo jee..Mahanat Bhootnath Confuseanand and all Purohits one by one popped out behind the bushes and started dancing.Tension Kumari singing a song..''Mera piya ghar aaya ohh Kanhaa jee''😆...suddenly Kangaalika sorry Kanika came to Dev and said..''Yeh kya, aap yahan cactus ke paudhe per aise kyun baithe hain aur yeh sar per baingan ki topi kisne rakhi hai?..chaliye hum ghar chalte hain..''😆😆
Dev looking at her with his eyes wide open as 70mm screen and says..''Mata Jee, Aap Kaun hain jee?..maine aapko pehchana nahi..''
Hearing this Kangaalika took a big jackfruit kept on her head and jumped on bechara Cactus plant jee....lo jee. abh inki memo ka card switch off ho gaya.....''Main kaun hoon..?"..😉😛😉.
Typical hindi serial ki patented nautanki eggjacktly last day ko is tarah end hui...woh bhi eggjacktly 5 years mein....😆😉😛
Hello friends jee..how ares yous jee..?
Backs agains afters so manys weeks...😉
Raj...😉
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Arre Raj Ji, aap to tornado ki tarah aate ho, dhamaaka macha dete ho aur phir se kho jaate ho. Kaise ho?
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Set Raj,
Welcome back. Good to see you writing back. You have to change the name for Radhika. She is no longer sob sob kumari. In your absence, she has become durga devi.
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Aap kaun hai kaha se aaye hai raasta bhool gaye hai yaha pur sab ko amnesia aa gaya hai Top ten se neeche kaise aa gaye.😆😆 aur sab ulta pulta chal raha hai jo Majnu ji karte the aajkal Laila ji kar rahi hi Sob sob karna bhool ke sab ko daant deti hai aur sab pareshan hai.😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: gardes

Arre Raj Ji, aap to tornado ki tarah aate ho, dhamaaka macha dete ho aur phir se kho jaate ho. Kaise ho?

Gardes...how ru sister?..tornado ki tamatar maarne ko jee karta hai..yeh sab naye cartoon network ke characters kahan se aa gaye hain..?😆hum theek hain jee...
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Are RajBahiya:
Deewane babu ke sath kya aap ko bhi CB amnesia ho gaya tha?
kher.. Baba Mahant ne 4 din ka ulimate diya to aap bhi vapas aye...
Chlo babaji ko iske liya Dhanyawad kahana chahiye..
Welcome back..
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: why3

Set Raj,

Welcome back. Good to see you writing back. You have to change the name for Radhika. She is no longer sob sob kumari. In your absence, she has become durga devi.

Thank you Angie jee...😊
Durga Devi ..? no no jee..yeh nahi ho sakta...
Acha acha i had told her to take Sona chandi chawanprash like SRK and Saurav Dada taking togetherwaa...and becoming ishtrong...so she dropped Horlicks and started taking Chwanprash and Boost together...😆
She is Tension Kumari...jahan jaati hai sabko tension deti hai..😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: chalhov

Aap kaun hai kaha se aaye hai raasta bhool gaye hai yaha pur sab ko amnesia aa gaya hai Top ten se neeche kaise aa gaye.😆😆 aur sab ulta pulta chal raha hai jo Majnu ji karte the aajkal Laila ji kar rahi hi Sob sob karna bhool ke sab ko daant deti hai aur sab pareshan hai.😆
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EI sasur ka naati..ei baat toh hum bhool hi gaye...''Hum kaun hain jee?.Kahan se aa gaye?..aur abh kahan hain?...irritatives ne aisan ishtory ghumaa diya ki sasura sabka dimaag hi firaa diya...😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Oh man havent seen u here for a while, thanks for ur humorous post, just love it! 😊
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: evasumi

Are RajBahiya:

Deewane babu ke sath kya aap ko bhi CB amnesia ho gaya tha?
kher.. Baba Mahant ne 4 din ka ulimate diya to aap bhi vapas aye...
Chlo babaji ko iske liya Dhanyawad kahana chahiye..
Welcome back..

Eva jee..first of all Congrats for being Viewbie...welcome to IF team...👏
Dev Deewana ka jaise humka amnesia nahi hua tha naa...
Hum toh sasura ei irritating 5years Indian govt ka plan ke jaisa ishtory dekhkar vacation per chala gay thaa..''Jhoomri-talaiya'' maan..😆😆
Baba DUkhiyanand ka dhamkee ko sunkar..hamre dimaag maan ei idea aa gawaa...aur sasura posat kar diya..😆
Thank you sister..

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