Breaking News

We are sorry but we had to break the normal telecast on Vrindavan TV. We have just received two breaking news from our news desk in Delhi. Shantanu Purohit the son of Devi Vaishali Purohit who was donated by her to safeguard Purohit Trusts collection of pearl ornaments has finally stepped down from the Raj Purohit election ceremony. Apparently when the highly knowledgeable Mahantji was going to announce his victory, the celebration was broken by some very brave policemen who came to arrest Shantanuji at the risk to their lives. It seems that the long arms of the law have finally caught up with Shantanu Purohit and he finally succumbed to his death. With the passing away of Shantanu Purohit, the deadly bacterium Shantanucocus has also started losing its effects on the common population. The direct consequence of this was first felt by Devi Vaishali who has suddenly been attacked by fainting spells. It is our pleasure to announce that the reason behind these fainting spells is that Devi Vaishali is carrying her fourth child. People are treating this news as nothing close to a miracle and world renowned scientists and doctors are soon to visit Purohit Bhavan to undertake novel tests to detect the reason behind such a miracle.

Devi Vaishali jee.

On speaking to Dr. Abradacabra, the world famous gynecologist, Vrindavan TV was told that such cases are very rare and most probably happened due to the presence of Shatanucoccus, the dreaded bacterium that has somehow changed Devi Vaishalis metabolism. The pregnancy was detected by Radhika Dev Raj Purohit who used the all powerful gendwa phool. We have been told that in the presence of such miraculous pregnancy the gendwa phool changes colour from its normal yellow to two different colours. Apparently there was a pooja going on in the Purohit Bhavan in the presence of the wise Mahantjee when Vaishali jee by mistake touched this flower. On her touch the flower changed colour and that is how Radhika Dev Raj Purohit realized that Vaishaliji is pregnant. It is interesting to note that on getting this news Mahantjee started giggling and Vaishalijee became red in colour which got reflected on her pristine white pearl set that she was wearing. We tried to talk to members of the Purohit family but were told that they will not be commenting on this subject anymore.

Normal colour Changed colour

The viewers will be very happy to know that Vrindavan TV did manage to talk to Shastriji, the famous prieSt of Vrindavan and he said that he is very happy to know that his samdhanjee is again going to fulfill her duty as a daughter-in-law of the Purohit family. Amma jee who was standing next to Shastriji also said that given a chance she would also like to fulfill her duties towards the Putohit family in a similar way but the absence of Dev Raj Purohit has put a stop to her plans. Hearing this, our reporter fainted and now we will have to rush her to the nearest Emergency Department. Sorry for cutting short this report.

absolutely hilarious news misti👏,,and by the way ,,its not a miracle 😆bcoz remember when vaishali was ploughing the land ,,senior purohit had come down from heaven to be with his wife,,,and i must say a son has to learn from his father many things,😉,,senior purohit must give his laadla some tips,,he came as a spirit for an hour to be with is wife and help her out and ,,and did all the magic and again fulfilled his duties as a son and gave a waaris,,but our darling lover boy is so romantic but has to learn from his dad many things,,,

and also senior purohit has to come down again to claim his rights,,,

Misti,

Originally posted by: why3

Misti,

Please. Don't announce Amma's intentions in Vrindavan Times. What if Amar reads it and decides to remain Amar for the rest of his life forgetting the final vachan to his Pataka that he will break seven locks, cross seven seas and fly over seven skies(mountains??, can not remember) to find her? After all the audience reaction, finally Amar is coming back next week and now you want him to disappear. This time, the forum viewers will go after you rather than chunnu munnu.

Originally posted by: misti73

Angie why will Dev go back......he will come.....a mere amma will not make him from coming..who is amma in front od Dev and his Radhika.......plus the mood that Radhika is in now do you think that she will let anyone come near her Dev....she will pick up a jharoo and chase them away.

i agree wiz all ur coment it was hilarious misti its a pleasyre 2 read ur post
n ya rad wil definitly tke a jharoo 4 z one hu wil try 2 separate her frm dev

🤣 Misti did the waaris thread and ur yesterdays thread give u this inspiration.😆 Gendwa phool no wonder all the farmers have stopped cultivation any foodgrains.They have only Gendhawa phools. Now this will be dangerous in India as already the popution is high and if all ammas will start like Vaishali then what will happen.They will have to find colonies in space. The press council of India will ban this news and withdraw all copies of VT covering this news.😆😆😆

Originally posted by: why3

Actually, Pataka will be saving Dev this whole year - not only his ijjat, but from Mahant too. Mahant DeCruella has finally shut up and so has wily chacha. Pataka is Rani Jhansi and Rani Ahiliya Holkar combined. Even Dhanno has given up her mad mantr and is back to her usual stuff. Dadi is still sick though, but Pataka will be bringing her Dev as a cure.

I liked your idea about the "shantanucoccus" bacteria. very hilarious and well written.

OMG it is hilarious......😆😆... Vaishali's pregnancy and Rads finding it out.... 😆😆..