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Shankar

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Posted: 16 years ago

Welcome KBians to yet another GOTW!

This week it is... Jokes Mania! 😃

It is simple. You can tell simple jokes or use the characters' names...

Understand?

Remember not to be offensive.

It is a game and should be taken lightly.

Okay I will start in next post...Enjoy!

Game: April 9th - 16th

Thanks to Krivishu aka Krisha for the idea!

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Shankar

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Posted: 16 years ago

Simi to RB: I love you so much...

RB to Simi : Kya?? Sacchh??

Simi to RB: April Fools!

😆

Remember u can also tell simple jokes.

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Krisha123

@Krisha123

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Posted: 16 years ago

Train mein TT Sadhu ke paas jaakar bola : " Kahan jaana hai saadhu ji ? " .................

SADHU : "Jahan Bhagwan RAM ka janam hua tha " .........................

TT : " Ticket hai? " ...............

SADHU :Nahi baalak " .................
TT : " Chalo toh phir " ...........

SADHU : " Kahan ? " ..................

TT : " Jahan Bhagwan KRISHNA ka janam hua tha " !!!!

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Krisha123

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Voyager

Posted: 16 years ago

A man to a hotel manager ..... MAN : " Manager come fast.........My wife is going to jump out of the window and commit Suicide !! " .............................................. MANAGER : " What can i do in that sir ? " ........................................................... MAN : " IDIOT....................... The window is not opening " !!!!

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Shankar

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Posted: 16 years ago

A girl came home and sees her mom dead. She is crying to her boss and says her mom died. Then, the next day, she comes crying again. Her boss asks her what is wrong. She said her sister's mom died too.

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Krisha123

@Krisha123

Voyager

Posted: 16 years ago

everybody at 12/24 karol bagh were having fun Just then Anuj said to Abhi If Fedex and UPS were to merge.............. What would they call it ............... Abhi said simple :FED UP!!

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Dhabu89

@Dhabu89

Rocker

Posted: 16 years ago

Anita and Mili are at the market and Mili spots some donkeys and says look Anita your relatives...... Anita says yes they are....But the relations are from after marriage..........

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Krisha123

@Krisha123

Voyager

Posted: 16 years ago

Bhikhari: Kuch khaana dedo ........... Aadmi: TAMATAR KHAO .......Bhikhari: Roti dedo ............ Aadmi: TAMATAR KHAO .................... Bhikhari: Chalo dedo .............. Aadmi ki wife: Ye tot-le hai, keh rahe hai .... KAMAKAR KHAO !!!!!

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ramas

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Posted: 16 years ago

Naku RB and Anuj was arrested and they were sentenced to be hanged.

Nakul got to the chair and power got lost so the electric chair did not work. he was freed

next came Rajiv bhalla they tried to hang him but the wire got short and he was freed

then came Anuj's turn for trying to kill his papaji and commting fraud anuj was feeling so bad.

When they put him in electric chair. It was not working

So anuj said ok if it is not working/ I know how to fix it. The guy says go you are free. Anuj says no I am gulity I must serve my sentence

He fixed the wire and sat in it and asked the guy to turn on the switch.

Edited by ramas - 16 years ago

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Shankar

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Posted: 16 years ago

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Originally posted by: ramas
Naku RB and Anuj was arrested and they were entenced to be hanged.
Nakul got to the chair and power got lost so the electirc chari did not work. he was freed

next came Rajiv bahlla they tried to hand him but the wire got short and he was freed

then came turn of Anuj for trying to kill his papji anuj was feeling so bad.

When they put him in electric chair. It was not wrking So anuj said ok if it not working/ I know how to fix it. Tge guys says go you are free. Anuj says no I am gulity I must serve my sentence

He fixed the wire and sat in it and asked the guy to turn on the switch.

Oh no!! 😲 😲 🤣

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