Share ur funny SMSes - Page 2

Originally posted by: krystal_watz

a man and a woman had a figt.

before going to bed, the man said to his wife angrily/sarcastically;

"Goodnight mother of 3 kids"

Wife retorted back; "Goodnight father of None Of Them!"

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.