.:: veesha fun land ::.
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VEER & KAMEENI
COMPLAN - HORLICKS
Kameeni: Veer, mein tumhari maa hoon. Mujhe aise ghusse mein
ghoorna mat. Achcha nahi hoga. Samjhe. Aur chup chap ghar chalo.
Veer: Maa, aap bachpan se, mujhe complan pilatey aaye hai.
Aaj mera height 6'2 hai, uska wajah complan hi hai.
But complan concentrated only on my height.
Ayesha ne mujhe realize karwaya hai ki, mere brain cells
kaam nahi kar rahe hai. Ab Ayesha ne mujhe horlicks
aur bournvita ++ pilana shuru kiya.
Ab mein samajh sakta hoon ki kaun achcha hai aur kaun bura.
Mujhe jaane deejiye ab. Please. Ayesha aur Nihal
mere intzaar karte honge. Bye..
Kameeni: 🤢
VEER: THE ANTI MUMMA BOY
Kameeni: Theek hai veer. Ab toh tumhe woh ayesha hi mujhse jzyada
mayine rakhti hai na. Par ek aakhri sawal veer. Yeh tumhare haathon mein papers kya hai ?
Veer: Haan maa. Ayesha aur nihal hi mere sab kuch hai.
Yeh Do and Don't papers hai. Mere aur Nihal ke liye.
Good maaners bhi hai iss papers mein.
Ayesha ne khud banaya. Aur nihal ne uska help kiya beech mein.
Mein inko pad ke aur intelligent banna chahta hoon.
Logon ko pehchanne mein aur ek achche anti mumma boy banne mein.
🤣
VEER'S CUSTODY
goes to ayesha, the most kabil
Veer: Ayesha.. Tum ne mujh se waada kiya.
Ki tum mujhe inn teen villans se bachaogi.
Phir mujhe kyun bahar nahi leke jaa rahi ho ?
yeh dekho.. Jeeju ke expressions..
Kitna daravni lag rahe hai..
Mujhe bohot dar lag raha hai..
Ayesha: Veer, tum ab chote bachchon ke tarah
zidd mat karo. Sab baithe hai yahan par aur yeh court hai.
Hotel nahi. Ki tum jaise chaho waise behave karo.
Dekho, jab mujhe woh judge bulayenge,
mein nihal ke custody ke saath saath,
tumhare liye bhi lad ke aaongi.
Ab chup chap baitho. Agar mujhe ghussa
aaya toh, phir tumhe kal se brain activation
lessons nahi milenge.
🤣
DEVIL SE BACHAO
ek dusre ko ghoorne ka kaam baad mein bhi ho sakta hai
Nihal: Areeey.. Kitne baar kehna hai. Mujhe aise choom ke
pareshaan mat karo. Aur please yeh make up kam karo.
Subah tere chehre dekhenge toh, neend mein bure sapne aatey hai.
Massi.. Chachu.. Mujhe please isse bachayiye...
Jab dekho, ek dusre ko dekh te rehte ho.
Mera bhi thoda sa parwa keejiye na.. Bachayiye mujhe..
🤣
AB MUJHE ATTENTION CHAHIYE
warna mujhe rakhi sawant ka chota bhai banna padega
Nihal: Oh my god.. Arey aap dono yahan par bhi shuru ho gaye ?
😒 massi, chachu, aaj mera birthday hai.. aur aap dono, mujhe
nahi.. balki ek dusre ko attention de rahe ho. yeh kya hai ?
🤣
AAP VEERU CANT DANCE SAALA NAHI HO
prove keejiye please..
Nihal: Oh no chachu.. Not again.. Aap maasi ko dekhte dekhte,
dance mein concentrate nahi kar rahe hai. aap ko, iss step ke liye,
aur bend kar ke mere haath ko clap karna hai.. and mein haathon ko
milane ke liye aur koshish nahi kar paoonga. dard aa raha hai haathon mein.
🤣
PLAN REBOUNCE
Khattu: Oye gochu avinash.. Sab tumhare upar bharosa kar rahe
hai.. Aur tum unko dhoka de rahe ho. Buddhu Kahin ka.
Tum mere upar bharosa kar rahe ho.. Aur mein ab tumhe
dhoka de raha hoon.. Tum hi toh kehte the na, ki mujh se seekho
mujh se seekho.. Ab poora seek liya. Tum unn par plan launch karo,
mein wahi plan rebounce kar ke tere upar launch karoonga. 👏 🤣
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