lol i got this email, its jkz!
An American, Japanese, and a Sardar were sitting in the sauna.
Suddenly
there was a beeping sound.
The American pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The
others
looked at him questioningly.
"That's my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of
my
arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang.
The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he
explained,
"That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.
The Sardar felt low-tech and inferior. He didn't know what to do to
be as
impressive as the American & the Japanese. He decided to take a
break in
the toilet. When he
returned, he didn't realize that there was a piece of
toilet paper got stuck and hanging
from his backside. The others
raised their
eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?" Instead of being
embarrassed,
inspiration struck his mind.
The Sardar explained,
"I'm getting a FAX. . . . . ."
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