Hello there,
ONLY for the SMMAKRRRBSZ! And as mentioned in the previous...erm...2?...no..3 Chat Clubs of this amazing, over the top...precious group, ONLY Invites are allowed. If you are not an invite, then shoo! Go away!
Our theme:
Live and let live!😎....NOT!
It is:
Agar aap ka haal ho bura
to maaza aayega pura
kyunki mil baathein hai SMMAKRRRBSZ
Shabo, Meera, Maddy, Asma, Kimmu, Rinki, Ravz, Radz, Bhav, Shifu and Zahra
Woh hai sab gayarah yaar,
jo bana denge aapka aachar
toh agar aap nahin hai invited
toh muh rakhiye apna band
nahin toh ho jaye ga aaisa kaam
jab aapko nahin rahega yaad, apna naam
^^ Thanks to *Shifali*
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Get it? So please, kripeya karke, aap apni entry in mindblowing and very awsome conversations mein mat maariye, warna, aap ko bahut menga par sakta hai. Samachar samapat.😊
Our song?
Well lets say, it is a Tha kar ke, ft Dhoom Machale ft Jai Ho. Amazing combo no? Tha kar ke and Jai ho are a courtesy of Shifali aka me, the evil monster angelic daughter while the Dhoom Machale is the courtesy of my flying Mummy, (FM) Ravjot.😊🥳
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Now who is doing the intros? Me!! How easy was that to say?😆 It's the time to....do the intros!😆 Disco ishtyle!😆 Unique no?
First of, let me tell you a bit about the SMMAKRRRBSZ, no all these names DO NOT stand for:
Samosas
Makis
Machars
Aloos
Kurkure
Rooafza
Rubber
Radish
Bengan
Skittles
Zebra
they stand for:
Shabo
Meera
Madhuri
Asma
Kiran
Rinki
Radz
Ravz
Bhav
Shifali
Zahra
*phew* Long list, I know. But kya kare, we all are sooooo open hearted.😆 and great friends.
Now, I will start shame-ing each of them.😊 If it hurts you, don't blame me. Blame Ravjot. My mummy. My non-angelic mummy...but wait. :O. Bhav is my fairy god mother, so meaning she is angel like or something so if Bhav is an angel, that means mummy can't be angel but if mummy is angel, then that means I am angel too and that means HAHA Avi! She is my angel god mother's daughter, half human, half fairy and she used to make fun of me, but now I can make fun of her....YAY!😆
And and and, here is my blah theory:
Blah + blah = Blahhhhhhhhhhh. So if we have one blah then we will have loads of blah's which will be all blahyy which will make everyone even more blah and make things more blah-er then they are. So no blah's allowed, well, a little bit, but it shall all be controlled blahs, cus we don't want this awsome thread to turn so blah that all we do is talk in blah, and do blah, everything we meet. blah blah blah.😆
Now shame time!
Starting off, we have the most...tragic queen of one-shots and fan-fics. Ms. Shabo Preet, Kunal Juneja Kapoor.😊
Tuk tuk dekhe
Pal pal dekhe
Dekhe aankhen phaad ke
Door door se ghoor ghoor ke
Mare nazariya taad ke
Arre yeh to bata
Dekhta hai tu kya
What can we say about her. She sucks at soccer, and she loves to write tragic shots. So if you write a tragic shot, please make sure you approve it from her, cus if she doesn't like it, then no one else will.😊 She loves to criticise people and make her opinions count. What else? She sucks at cracking jokes, even though her boyfriend, Preet Juneja is awsome. She hates playing soccer, and says that she gets into even harder trouble if she makes it look like she understands what is happening in soccer.😊 How stupid is that?😆 Who would pretend to know about something they don't? Well, that is who Shabo is and that is what makes her special.☺️ Lub you Shabo x 87325734573.
And if you are wondering who she likes, look no further because her crushes are:
Preet Juneja aka Sushant Rajput
and
Kunal Kapoor
And next comes our purple se obbessed Ms. Madhuri Manav, Harshad, Shah Rukh, Chopra Khan
Naa jaaiye naa jaaiye'
Latoo latoo latoo main uspe latoo,
Latoo latoo latoo main
Al al al al ala..
Palak kyu phadke re,
Dil kyu dhadke re,
Khitak si jau re,
Kyu mein sharmau re
What can I say about this lady? She is OBBESSSED with purple. Dude, kabhi toh colour badaling na?😆 Latoo is a song for her, as before, she used to be latoo over Harshad, and then Mayank and now, it is Manav. (And I thought I was the only flirt)....rofl.😆 No jokes. Maddy is awsome and sometimes she can drive you mad with her one-shots, in a good way. I am still waiting for her to start a fic, and Ravz thought Asma was the only one!😆 So, she doesn't like it when I line maar on Mayank cus even though she has chosen Manav over Mayank, her dil still dhadak's for Mayank, not that I doubt why..☺️ Love you Maddy...☺️ x 14873475735
And her crushes/ people she likes:
Manav aka Sushant Rajput:
Harshad Chopra:
SRK:
And this is Meera Harshad Chopra, and no, I am not adding SRK in this, cus as much as she loves SRK, she is staying loyal to Harshad Chopra.
Leja leja re mehki raat mein churake saare rang leja
raati raati main bheegun saath mein tu aisi mulakaat deja
Meera is a bowl of undefined Kheera. Many of our friends, call her: Meeriye, Meer, Meeru and so forth. She writes awsome Fan-Fics, One-shots, Video Mixes, you name it she does it well...ofcourse staying happy and making siggies. That, we have to make her do.😃 Except Siggies. She doesn't know how to make them.😆 And one more thing, Meera + Happiness is something that you have to work towards to earn. 😆 And yea, as mentioned or not mentioned, Meera is a girl that can fall from a chair and fall up the stairs. Strange na? Well that is Meera. If you visit the Desh forum, you will hear about PreMe, no, they are NOT Premeer (Prem Heer) but PreMe, Prem and Meera. She blames me for starting the 'PreMe' trend cus I was the one to give them a nickname yes, but it was orginally HER who made me write on PreMe and then get me addicted to that that nowadays you see every 2nd shot of mine on PreMe.😆 So far, PreMe are the loved couple of Desh forum and this much in love madam over here, as written atleast 4 shots on PreMe herself. Surprised much? I ain't.😆 She has also written a fic on PreMe. Blame me now or her? My question now: Obbessed much Meer?😆Love you Meera☺️ x 2847325734589470578697
And yea, she is getting married. But hold your thoughts. Before your thoughts run wild and say she is marrying Harshad Chopra, she is marrying, she isn't. She is marrying someone such as the handsome Mr.....Chimp!
How adorable no?😆Smexy na?😆 Wedding invitations will be handed out by Ravjot...once I erm...pressure her to make them!😆😆
But kidding, her crushes are:
Harshad Chopra:
and SRK:
Next comes my kadoos massi...or wait, I think I fired her...or not...Asma Prem, John Juneja Abraham.😆
Hum toh bhai jaise hain, waise rahenge
Hum toh bhai jaise hain, waise rahenge
Ab koyi khush ho, ya ho khafa, hum nahin badlenge, apni adaa
Samjhe na samjhe koyi hum yahi kahenge
Hum toh bhai jaise hain, waise rahenge
Hum toh bhai jaise hain, waise rahenge
Yes, you got it right. An awsome song for an awsome person. Picked by Ravjot, this song suits Asma. She is my kadoos massi who wouldn't teach me ANY swear words. How bad is that?😭 I am DYING to learn some cool slang language!😭 But forget me, Asma is a girl, who stays put on her decisons, unless I jump in and change it...😆 She wouldn't write a Fic even though she is an AWSOME writer and that is what I hate. She is toooo stubborn! Stubborn kahin ki!😆 She is a cool massi who doesn't write a fic. Enough said. And always eats up Ravjot's blood when it comes to starting a fic.😡 I found out she likes John, I was going to give her Abhi muft muft muft with John but then Ravjot Mummy said No Dostana allowed.😭 Love you Asma☺️ x 3478573458730
Her crushes:
John Abraham
Prem Juneja:
And here comes the only K of our group. Ms. Kiran Imran Karan Khan Singh Grover. Also known as Ms. Disappearing.😆
Aye bachu tu sun le,
Mere dil ka yeh order,
Ab khool ke jee le tu,
Koi seema naa border,
Halka sa nasha hai,
Masti ki wine mein,
Jeene ka hai chaska,
To aa jaa line mein,
Suno yaaro suno ke raaz gehra,
Kishton mein kya jeena?
Lambi saans lo zaraa'
And yes you got it right. She keeps disappearing everytime! I swear, someday I will ask her this question Gabar Singh Ishtyle as he questionned Samba: 'Aye Kimz, kitne mahino ke baad aayegi?' And I suggest all her friends to question her too! She is a nice friend and a very K se Kind friend. She writes awsome fics, and I know since I have read one of them. And she makes AWSOME videomixes. Trust me she does, but I hate how she leaves, comes and leaves.😭 I understand why, but I want her to say, don't you SMMAKRRRBZ? Love you Kimz ☺️ x 425845908340
Her crushes:
MY Imran Khan:
Karan Singh Grover:
Our now comes my other massi, Radz (Aradhna) Mayank Shah Rukh Sharma Khan
Chori chori kiyaa re, dil ye dil liyaa re
Chori chori kiyaa re, dil ye dil liyaa re
jaadu se jaadu kiyaa''kiyaa re
jaagi soyi rahoon, khoyi khoyi rahoon,
uski yaadon mein, uske khwaabon mein
jhoome jiyaa re'''crazy kiyaa re
She is my other massi, my good wali massi.😊Ooops. To clarify that, she is my God mother. Kya confuzzling relations ain't it?😆 She is an awsome One-Shot writer and a Fan-Fic writer and I love her videomixes. As for the bad parts? I think she is one person who I don't have ANY bad parts for.😲 Flirt bhi nahin hai (Which in my dictionary has more then 2 crushes)😆 and she doesn't have any bad traits either...hmmm....but one thing. I'd like her to write a one-shot on her and Mayank which I know she did...so woh bhi paas...hmm....I am blank.😭 Love you Radz☺️ x 2148732545974878
Her crushes:
Mayank Sharma (Arjun Bijlani):
and SRK:
Kadi the haas bole ve, ne aaja dil jaaaniya!...ne kar meherbaaaniyaaa....okay. Sorry. I was just...erm...watching Love Aaj Kal, so don't mind my singing...bura hai, I know. And please welcome our next girl on the floor, Ms. Rinki Shahid, Amit Kapoor Tandon.
Haan hai Koi to wajah
Jo jeena ka maza yun aane laga
Yeh hawaon mein hai kya
Thoda sa jo naasha yun chane laga
Pucho na pucha mujhe kya
Hua hai teri raahon mein aakar (pucho na pucha na)
Pucho na pucha mujhe kya
Milega teri bahon mein aakar
She is one of the more...lets say mature one in the group. Rinki. Rubina. Well, what can I say about her? She is funny, cute, mature and always comes up with things to help her friends. Meera's fabulous editor and friend and guide...Rinki. The one who cares about everyone, even the most childish people.👏 She is seriously awsome. Cool. I love her one-shots/short stories/fan-fics. They are splendid.👏 Love you Rinkz☺️ x 489573487859407
Here are her crushes:
Shahid Kapoor:
Amit Tandon:
And here is my Flying Mummy who thinks she is a hawa ka jhooka!😲 Ms. Ravjot Saaksham, Kunal, Shah Rukh, Verma Khan
Lak Chiki Lak Chiki Chiki Lak Choom Choom
Main Khwaabon Ki Shahzaadi Hoon Har Dil Pe Chhaayi
Baadal Hain Meri Zulfen Bijali Meri Angadaai
Kahate Hain Mujhako Hawa Hawaai
Hawa Hawaai
If she is hawa, then can I eat her?😲 Woh saying hai na, 'Tu khali peele, hawa khati hai kya?'...so if she is hawa, then I can eat her, can't I?😲 Yay! Acha, moving along, this is Ravjot, who is currently obbessed with the song Hawa Hawaai, not that I blame her.😆 Agar, plane hai, toh 'hawa' se related baatein karring na? She is my single mother, without a dad. We were going to hold a swayamber for daddykins, when I found out that she had already married Saaksham 2 years ago.😭 My dil toot gaya when I heard that. Not cus I wouldn't be able to hold a swaymber but cus it was Saaksham!😭 My long lost 2 year puraana waala love, but now, I have promised her that I will only look at him as my dad...😭 How harsh is that?😭🤣 She is obbessed with 🤣 and you can see 🤣 or 😆 in any thing she posts.😆 She has 3 FFs running around, which she rarely updates...😆. I think, one update was 2 months ago and one was yesterday.👏 She is always confused about EVERYTHING but she always brings a smile to your face. She is too lazy to do anything and that is why everyone runs away from her. Work nahin chahiye na.😊 But I love her anyways. She has broken all ties with Kunal Verma. but still likes him.😆 And yea, she complaints I blame her for everything which I do.😆 She is my buddy. My mummy. My friend. And she doesn't do any work, not that I do either. She is tooo naive.😆 Love you Ravz ☺️ x 874357348975894869574869749
Her crushes:
Saaksham:
Kunal Verma:
SRK:
BTW, notice how SRK is a hot favourite amoungst everyone?😆
And here comes B, making her entry as Ms. Bhavna (Bhav) Preet, Shah Rukh Juneja Khan
Jeb mein hamari duhi rupaiya,
duniya ko rakhe thenge pe bhaiya
sukh dukh ko khuti pe taange,
aur paap punya choti se baandhe
naache hai hum ta ta thaiya
hum toh aise hai bhaiya are
hum toh aise hai bhaiya
yeh apna fashion hai bahiya
are hum toh aise hai bhaiya
She is Bhav. Bhavna. A 'Taylor Lautner (Jacob Black) obbessed Bhavna and yea, just as her name, she does have feelings for Jacob.😊😆 Bhav comes up with awsome fic ideas but barely continues them and I found her more lazier then me. How amazing is that? I hate the way she writes short chapters and tortures us all for her amazing fic.😭 But she writes amazing one-shots, her 50th shot being my fav. After all, Jacob in sherwaani, who could miss that?😆😆😆 She always comes up with unique ideas and she is pressuring me to make Cinnemon buns.😆 when I thought she was making them for us to eat. Anyways, she is my fairy god mother, and Radz being her sister.😆 Amazing no? Family tree chahiye? Blame...Ravjot. Her beloved dog ate it.😭 and she is too lazy to make another one. Please Fairy god mother ji, kuch kee jiye na?😭 Love you Bhav☺️ x 8543857776666659
Her crushes:
Preet Juneja:
SRK:
And now, here comes the angelic monster: Shifali Prem, Imran, Shahid, Punnji, Mohit Juneja, Khan, Kapoor Sehgal.
Tinka Tinka zara zara
hai roshni se jaise bhara
Tinka Tinka zara zara
hai roshni se jaise bhara
Har dil mein armaan hote to hai
Har dil mein armaan hote to hai
Bas koi samajhe zara
Bas koi samajhe zara
What can I say about her? She is loyal to Imran Khan. And she is the most...well lets say...stubborn member of the group. She loves to argue and she wins over them. She is the only one with 20 + still unfinished fan-fics which she BARELY updates. Her mummy gets fed up of telling her to update the fics but she doesn't, but instead, comes up with 4 new ones. If you want her to start a Fan-fic, she will, but to continue it? Go jump in a ditch instead.😊😆 She has a very confused family and she blames everything on everyone else. People give her nicknames such as: Shipo, Ships, Shif, Shifu, Shifi, Shifz and she loves it all. Her main problem is, that she is a flirt and that is practically why you'd see thousands of people she has crushes on. You name a cute guy and she has a crush on them. She hates to see her friends sad, but instead of cheering them up, she makes them more depressed.😆😆 A very bad influence to everyone who is looking for a peaceful life. Mark my words.😆 Her sense of humor is bekaar and she is thinking of kidnapping Punnji. Blame Ravz for the influence...but she knows, one day, she will be successful.😆 And if you don't already know, she is a BIG flirt and a BIG phisloo for guys.😆
Her crushes:
Prem Juneja:
Arjun Punnj:
Samrat (Mohit Sehgal):
Imran Khan:
SRK:
Shahid Kapoor:
And last but not the least, Ms. Zahra Prem, Shah Rukh Juneja Khan
Naa Re Naa Re, Naa Re Naa Re
Naa Re Naa Re, Naa Re Naa Re
Barso Re, Megha Megha Barso Re
Megha Megha Barso Re, Megha Barso
Meetha Hai Kosaa Hai, Baarish Ka Bosa Hai
Kosaa Hai, Kosaa Hai, Barrishon Ka Bosa Hai
What can we say about our pyaari Z? Just like her ID, she is sweet and senstitve. I love her Fan-Fics as they have unique ideas but I hate the way she tortures her readers, demanding for more.😭 She loves rain , who doesn't? Feeling connected and she loves the 2 men that need no introduction. Prem Juneja and SRK. Magnificent isn't it? Love you Z☺️ x 847489797878787
Her crushes:
Prem Juneja:
SRK:
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Now come on come on! Tell me who loved my intros?😎 Thanks to Ravz and Meera for the help with the songs.
And yea, as Ravz mentioned, we shall change our thread name to 'SRK Ki Deewanis'...much easier to remember then all those extra RRRSSSSZZZKKKMMMMMs and all!😆
Hip hop hooray oh joy!
Love,
Shifali
Edited by *Shifali* - 16 years ago
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