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Posted: 16 years ago

🥳...FIRST OFFICIAL CHAT CLUB OF INDIAN BHEEKHARI LEAGUE...🥳

👍🏼....You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. Bill Cosby....👍🏼

*SOFT BG MUJIK*

*opens door Tulsi maiyya ishtyle and welcomes you to the IBL Chat Club*

*blushes* * cries* *faints* *jumps in joy* *rejoices* *gets weak kneed*

Haila I am experiencing so many emotions right now that I think I might get 'blown over' very soon. *sniff*sniff*. FINALLY we get our very own EKSCLUJIVE chat club where we can bak bak bak. *does happy dance*

Everyone 'dil se WELCOME' to the first ever IBL CC *applause*. Since some aunties could not tolerate all our PHUN, we are going to continue our deep and meaningful discussions out here. We will udao everyones totas and entertain substantially.

But before we begin, we have to take an oath

*bheekharis get up & place hands on their katooras*

Repeat after me: I beekhari 'your name' solemnly swear that I am up to no good. From this day forth I will band bajaofy everything and anything. I will not hold back my emoshans and will whole heartedly let my chindiness take over. MJHT se lekar RKS tak...I will dissect everything from beginning to end. And I promise to offend as many people as I can (lol)...all in the name of entertainment!

Ok sorry....that oath was crap! Whatever...let the CHATTING begin.

PS>Like button lovers and friendly stalkers are most welcome. Aunties and irritating juveniles please KEEP OUT. You can shower us with your LOWE in the MJHT forum.

NOTE
: Please post all your spoof songs, ishtories and caps in the IBL Gallery (https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/miley-jab-hum-tum/1207194/ibl-gallery5-directory-complete). The gallery will now remain open for the sole purpose of spoofing in regards to MJHT.

Additionally this CC will have some RULES so till we officially announce those..just continue as usual.

~* JAI CHINDI...🤗...and lets kick some ass baby...😉*~

Edited by ~srk_abhi_apu~ - 16 years ago

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Dedicated To Our Lowable Aunties and their Juvenile Followers:-

If you people have even an OUNCE of SHAME or SELF RESPECT left in you, please stop poking your noses around and find something else to do other than STALKING people and REPORTING their posts.

Obviously if you have neither shame nor self-respect then please continue with your low-life and pathetic antics.

~* Have A Good Day *~

A motivating mess from the IBL's biggest supporter: 😉 😆

~* ~ We use wit and humour to criticize, not to harm but to make all realize on some important fact, to forget our disappointment for a while and cover it up with laughter. But some use filth, not to criticize but to attack or to make us collapse mentally. It is obvious to everyone who possesses 'negative qualities' that some of these 'idiots' show their jealousy and foolishness by attacking people without any solid reason. I must say to all the people who have contributed to the success of IBL, that please do not let any idiot block your way. Take what they say to you as an additional inspiration. Pity on these inhuman people since they have no brain, no time and no back-bone. ~*~

ATTENTION-IF YOU EVER COME ACROSS SUCH A PERSON, PLEASE HELP THEM TO CONSULT A PSYCHIATRIC. THEY BADLY NEED HELP AND GUIDANCE TO BECOME A ' POSITIVE HUMAN BEING'.

^Credit: mashaal

woot woot...We Love You Mash...🤗

Edited by ~srk_abhi_apu~ - 16 years ago

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An Important Announcement Chindis:

We have decided to honor some of our ISHPECIAL chindis by crowning them with some PRESHTEJIOUS titles. They add to the sparkle and shine of this CC. *pheels phroud* *tapkaos aanso*.

So please put your hands together for our very own PHAMOUS members who are being coveted with STUPENDAAS titles:

~*~ Caroline *carolinecj* > IBLs CHIEF (Panga na le)~*~

~*~Ash*DarkHellBlaze* > IBLs ITEM GIRL (Hit hit soniye)~*~

~*~Kavya *Kavya_KraZQueen* > IBLs JOCKEY (Ahem ahem )~*~

~*~Neha *mesweetneha* > IBLs MALLIKA SHERAWAT (Bharatiya nari No. 1)~*~

~*~Sidra *SidraMayurBL* > IBLs PINKY DOLL (Blush blush)~*~

~*~Sanu*~srk_abhi_apu~* > IBLs BIGGESHT CHINDI(With a Capital "C")~*~

Edited by ~srk_abhi_apu~ - 16 years ago

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petticoat

@petticoat

Stunner

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Posted: 16 years ago

phewww thanks sanu

and im out!!

that chat club has rules too

and out aunties are in huge numbers here

aunties god bless u!
goodnite

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aditi gupta

@psycho_angel

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

extended rulez for the cc :
1.reposting is allowed...u can bang ur head over and over again to make a point until someone asks u to shut it
2.ur welcome to loweee/worship the posts...please press the like button obsessively if u have nothing smart to say
3.the report button is off limits for u...if u dont find the posts palatable,then read the fanfics on the mjht forum....the ones in which he touches her lips...caresses her hair...etc etc[u get the point]
4.if u IQ is less than 30...D-I-E
5.rks discussions are allowed...bring it on!

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new poem on mappu:
chindis liked mappu
mappu liked men
chindis died laughing
when mappu lost his brain
now i lie in this grave
thinking on and off
if the angel killed mappu
why did chindis scoff?
now every other loser
including the S.R.Gay
have seen mappu commando
on the drama day
now we see old mappu
dating tattoo white
"chirkao"ing phool on the lane
doing his left-right

Edited by mjhtac - 16 years ago

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missing Vmars

@missing Vmars

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Posted: 16 years ago

ok am soooooooo posting here ... jai ho IBL ki !!!!!

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shamil

@shamil

Inactive

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Posted: 16 years ago

reserved , no idea actually whats going on🤪

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incandescence

@incandescence

Sparkler

Posted: 16 years ago

F***....i m in a mood to kill some one.....

'reserved'

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Posted: 16 years ago

Dont worry Mash....we all are...

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incandescence

@incandescence

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Posted: 16 years ago

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okkkk....question for any one who can answer it......can anyone give me the link to the general IF rules....if theres any....i WANT to read the IF rules.......