CB in the Year 2040!!!!

Choti Bahu….. Sindoor Bin suhagan (music) with an older version of Radhika decked up in her trademark red saari, glasses on and a little white hair, turns to her right with ghoonghat.

Episode No: 5000

Scene:

Today is Dev Vish (Radhika's) 30th wedding anniversary.

Dadi (110 years old.) tells Vaishali (70 years old): 'aaj Dev aur CB ki shadi ki 30^th saal giraha hai' (today is Dev and CB's 30 wedding anniversary).

Dadi: 'Aaj ke baad main CB ko kohi tohfa nahi doongi. Jab tak voh muzhe par daadi nai bana deti' (I will not give any gift to CB till she makes me great grand mother)

Vaishali ( (thinking): 'pichle 30 salon se yehi sunte a rahi hoon' (I am hearing the same thing for the past 30 years)

Dadi: Aakhir CB hai kana? (Where is CB)

Vaishali :( Apne kamre main tayyar ho rahi ahi (in her room getting ready)

Scene shifts to Dev - Vish room.

Dev (now 55 years old with white streaks in his hair and specks on eyes) to Radhika (now 52 years old): Kya? Vish phir ghar chodke bhaag gayeee (what Vish ran away again)? But he does not seem that shocked this time.

Radhika (with folded arms): Main jaanti hoon Vish se galti hui hai, bahut badi galti, par use maafkar deejiye. Galti tho insaan se hee hoti hai. Aap apni shaadi ko ek aur mauka dijeeye. (I know Vish is at fault but only humans are at fault please give ur marriage one more chance)

Dev: Par pichlee baar jab shaadi ke 29 th anniversary par Vish gahr se bhagee thi tab bhee tumne yehi kaha tha Radhika. Kam se kam dialogue to badlo. (But when last time Vish has ran away u said the same thing, at least change the dialogues)

Rubina to Avinaash: What can I do the creatives have given me the same lines to say. But why are u surprised we are doing the same thing for the past 31 years and 30 wedding anniversaries.

Dev: Ab kaunse audition par gayee hai Vish? (Which is the audition she is attending?)

Radhika: SRK ke bete ki film main maa ka role hai. (SRK son's film, for mother's role)

Dev: Party shoroo hoti hee hogi , ab kya kare? (the party will start, what will we do?)

Radhika: Pichlee baar ki tarah main ghoonghat main apke saath pary main chalti hoon. (I will accompany u in ghoonghat like last time)

Dev: Aur har baar ki tarah tum chahoogi ki main gharwaalon ko nahi bataoo. (as always u do not want me to tell the family),

Dev: aur mushe aitraaz bhe nahi hona chahiye , dukh be nahi hona cahiyee, kyonki main tumse bahut pyaar karta hoon, bhut jyaada pyaar. (I should not object nor should I feel bad because I love u, a lot) Pichle 31 years se ye baat bata bata kar main thak gaya hoon. (I an tired of saying this for the past 31 years)

Baware naina….. is playing in the back ground.

Both Radhika and Dev remove their glasses and stare in each others eyes.

Radhika: Par Vish sudharne ki koshish kar rahi hai (Vish is trying to modify her self)

Radhika: Pichlee baar party khatam hone se pehele aaa gayee thi voh. (last time she came before the party was over)

Amma: (130 years) and Devki (with same old constipated but wrinkled face) enter the room.

Amma: Eee chori tune totka kar ke Vish ko kaha bhej diya. (says to Radhika ,with ur magic where did u send Vish)

Devki

: Bas kijeeye ammaji, ab yeh sochiye inko pata chalega to kya hoga. (enough ammaji, what will happen if Shastriji comes to know)

Amma: Bahuriya , pichle 31 salon main lalla ko pata chala hai jo ab chalega (Shastri has not come to know about this for the last 31 years, how will he come to know now)

They show Dev and Radhika getting ready for the function and the kanha idol.

Devki: : Isme har baar ki tarah thakoor ji ka sanket hai. (It is a hint by thakur jee)

Devki:: Phir se thakur je ne Radhika se Dev babu ki patni hone ki sari rasme karvaee hai (Thakurji has ensured that Radhika fulfill al the duties of being Dev's wife)

Amma slaps Devki

Episode ends.

Kal Dekiye (precap): Dipika trying to open Radhika's ghooghat. Dev, Radhika, amma and Devki are tensed.

My photo with garland is on the wall and my daughter is watching the show.

I am thinking, may be tomorrow, every one (or at least Dev) will come to know that Radhika is the CB.

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I havent laughed this much in ages...
april, you truly are a blessing and after today's episode we needed to read this!

awesome post!

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wah wah you have gone tooooo far but it was very HILARIOUS

🤣 🤣🤣🤣 what a post again.

couldn't laugh any more.

nice post, and sadly not too unrealistic by CB standards

thanx guys
I am glad that you enjoyed it.

So gifted April. I hope you are a writer in real life as well. You are so talented and really the sunshine of our forum. Thank you for making us laugh at the show and also ourselves for our obsession.

Thank You Kanha Thank you so much for making people who has creativity like this to enhance my day and life.👏

Wonderful way to make us laugh april... but well,yehi expectation hai mujhe creatives se!

Originally posted by: aprilsunrise

Choti Bahu'.. Sindoor Bin suhagan (music) with an older version of Radhika decked up in her trademark red saari, glasses on and a little white hair, turns to her right with ghoonghat.

Episode No: 5000

Scene:

Purohit Bhawan Decked UP.

Today is Dev Vish (Radhika's) 30th wedding anniversary.

Dadi (110 years old.) tells Vaishali (70 years old): 'aaj Dev aur CB ki shadi ki 30^th saal giraha hai' (today is Dev and CB's 30 wedding anniversary).

Dadi: 'Aaj ke baad main CB ko kohi tohfa nahi doongi. Jab tak voh muzhe par daadi nai bana deti' (I will not give any gift to CB till she makes me great grand mother)

Vaishali ( (thinking): 'pichle 30 salon se yehi sunte a rahi hoon' (I am hearing the same thing for the past 30 years)

Dadi: Aakhir CB hai kana? (Where is CB)

Vaishali :( Apne kamre main tayyar ho rahi ahi (in her room getting ready)

Scene shifts to Dev - Vish room.

Dev (now 55 years old with white streaks in his hair and specks on eyes) to Radhika (now 52 years old): Kya? Vish phir ghar chodke bhaag gayeee (what Vish ran away again)? But he does not seem that shocked this time.

Radhika (with folded arms): Main jaanti hoon Vish se galti hui hai, bahut badi galti, par use maafkar deejiye. Galti tho insaan se hee hoti hai. Aap apni shaadi ko ek aur mauka dijeeye. (I know Vish is at fault but only humans are at fault please give ur marriage one more chance)

Dev: Par pichlee baar jab shaadi ke 29 th anniversary par Vish gahr se bhagee thi tab bhee tumne yehi kaha tha Radhika. Kam se kam dialogue to badlo. (But when last time Vish has ran away u said the same thing, at least change the dialogues)

Rubina to Avinaash: What can I do the creatives have given me the same lines to say. But why are u surprised we are doing the same thing for the past 31 years and 30 wedding anniversaries.

Dev: Ab kaunse audition par gayee hai Vish? (Which is the audition she is attending?)

Radhika: SRK ke bete ki film main maa ka role hai. (SRK son's film, for mother's role)

Dev: Party shoroo hoti hee hogi , ab kya kare? (the party will start, what will we do?)

Radhika: Pichlee baar ki tarah main ghoonghat main apke saath pary main chalti hoon. (I will accompany u in ghoonghat like last time)

Dev: Aur har baar ki tarah tum chahoogi ki main gharwaalon ko nahi bataoo. (as always u do not want me to tell the family),

Dev: aur mushe aitraaz bhe nahi hona chahiye , dukh be nahi hona cahiyee, kyonki main tumse bahut pyaar karta hoon, bhut jyaada pyaar. (I should not object nor should I feel bad because I love u, a lot) Pichle 31 years se ye baat bata bata kar main thak gaya hoon. (I an tired of saying this for the past 31 years)

Baware naina'.. is playing in the back ground.

Both Radhika and Dev remove their glasses and stare in each others eyes.

Radhika: Par Vish sudharne ki koshish kar rahi hai (Vish is trying to modify her self)

Radhika: Pichlee baar party khatam hone se pehele aaa gayee thi voh. (last time she came before the party was over)

Amma: (130 years) and Devki (with same old constipated but wrinkled face) enter the room.

Amma: moki poti Vishakha kaha hai. (Where is my grand daughter Vish?)

Amma: Eee chori tune totka kar ke Vish ko kaha bhej diya. (says to Radhika ,with ur magic where did u send Vish)

Devki: Bas kijeeye ammaji, ab yeh sochiye inko pata chalega to kya hoga. (enough ammaji, what will happen if Shastriji comes to know)

Amma: Bahuriya , pichle 31 salon main lalla ko pata chala hai jo ab chalega (Shastri has not come to know about this for the last 31 years, how will he come to know now)

They show Dev and Radhika getting ready for the function and the kanha idol.

Devki: : Isme har baar ki tarah thakoor ji ka sanket hai. (It is a hint by thakur jee)

Devki:: Phir se thakur je ne Radhika se Dev babu ki patni hone ki sari rasme karvaee hai (Thakurji has ensured that Radhika fulfill al the duties of being Dev's wife)

Amma slaps Devki

Episode ends.

Kal Dekiye (precap): Dipika trying to open Radhika's ghooghat. Dev, Radhika, amma and Devki are tensed.

My photo with garland is on the wall and my daughter is watching the show.

I am thinking, may be tomorrow, every one (or at least Dev) will come to know that Radhika is the CB.