Amar recalling his old honeymoon days said: " We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife Divya jee was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". Divya again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !! I shouted at my wife: "What did you do?.. you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" Divya gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"
Amar: "That's it. We are happy ever after." (..Tu aise hi seedha hai...dande se..pyaar se nahi..nahi to sar per chad jaata hai..bhootni ke..😆)
thinking about how good his wife Divya had been to him,
and how fortunate he was to have her.
He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind hearted?"
The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her so good looking?"
"So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her such a good cook?"
"So you could love her, my son."
Amar thought about this. Then he said,
"I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything,
but why did you make her so stupid?"
"So she could love you, my son." ...😆😛😉..(Warna tujh gadhe se shaadi kaun karti?..tere jaise nature waala..haay Rubba..footi kismat bechari ladki ki..😆)
3...Amar and Divya had been married for 25 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.
Divya wanted to travel around the world.
The fairy waved her wand and boom! She had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the Amar's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."
The fairy picked up her wand and boom!
Amar was 90....😛😉😆..(Buddha Gadha..akhir gadha hi rahega..)😆
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