A funny Fanfic - Page 4

Originally posted by: Chocolava5

Scene 1

The scene starts with the bureau being all quiet.....everyone is busy working completing files and stuff. Abhijeet is in Acps cabin discussing something when Purvi and Pankaj arrive...laughing and giggling like children

Purvi:(awestruck)Ooooo....Kitna bada office hein na tumhara Pankaj...kitni saari lights hein yaar

Pankaj:😎 Mera office hein (giggling) bola tha na bohot bada hein...Kal se tum bhi idhar kaam karne aa jao

Purvi (innocently): Okay...but kaam kya karna hein?

Pankaj:Baalo ka Hal nikalna hein

By now everyone leaves their work and come to this duo to understand what Is happening

Purvi:(laughing) acha....Matlab yeh Wig ki industry hein?😂 lekin baal toh nahi dikh rahe

Pankaj: Nahi baba...Case solve karni hein yaar

Abhijeet: inn dono ko ho kya gaya hein? Esi behki behki baatein kyu kar rahe hein?

Daya:(equally clueless) pata nahi yaar...dono Kab ke gaye the canteen....abb wapis aaye hein aur esi harkate kar rahe hein

Acp:Kya chal raha hein yeh? Pankaj Purvi..tum dono ka kaam ho gaya?

Purvi: Pankaj sir....yeh aapko orders kyu de rahe hein? Woh bhi aapke office mein?

Pankaj(angry): MERE OFFICE MEIN MUJHE ORDER?

Freddy:Pankaj...shant hoja...kya Bake jaa raha hein Acp sir ke saamne awaj uchi kyu kar raha hein

Pankaj:Meri dost Purvi aaj se yahi kaam karegi....chalo kaam pe Lago sab...Purvi tumhari senior hein...Salute karo use

Abhijeet:(whispering to Daya) bhai...Esa hi chalta raha toh kahi Acp sir Pankaj ko shoot na kar de

Acp: Daya Abhijeet...dekho jara inn dono ko (bureau telephone rings) Hello...Acp Pradyuman here....kya?....hum abhi aate hein

Freddy:Kya hua sir? Kiska phone tha?

Acp:Sachin ka phone tha...jaldi forensic lab mein chalo

Scene 2 will come soon 😊

Bhang wang kha liya kya dono ne 😂🤣

Scene 2

The whole team reaches outside Salunkhes lab and sees Sachin wearing a mask and Salunkhe sitting on a chair

Acp:- Sachin..yeh sab kya hein? Kya hua Salunkhe ko?

Salunkhe:- 🥴 Daru ka koi dosh nahi...mujhko koi hosh nahi

Abhijeet:- Arey Dr saab yeh aap kya bol rahe ho?😅 Sachin kuch batao

Sachin:- Sir main jab yaha aaya toh Salunkhe Saab koi gaana gaake dance kar rahe the"bichu mere naina...badi zehrili dunk mare" Esa kuch

Salunkhe:- areeee dunk nahi aankh maare hein woh pagle

Daya:- arey...toh dance record kar lete...hum bhi has pate na yaar

Acp:- (giving an angry look to Daya) Lekin kyu dance kar raha hein...itni kya Khushi ki baat hein?

Sachin:- fir pata chala Laughing Gas ka cylinder galti se leak ho gaya hein...toh abb lab ko band kiya hein filhaal

Abhijeet:- toh kahi Purvi aur Pankaj bhi issi gas ke shikar toh nahi hue?

Meanwhile at the Bureau

Purvi control room ka walkie talkie on karti hein and bolne lagti hein...

Purvi:- Aeeee dhin tadada dhin tadada aaya udke farara pairo ki seedi jara tod...bhagauda tujhe roj maare, roj maare boom boom bam bam baaaam!...(dhol baje tune)

With Pankaj banging the printer as a dhol

Pankaj:- maza nahi aa raha.....chalo couple dance karte hein....(takes Acps coat from his cabin and puts over his head like a Pallu)

Purvi holds his waist and the start dancing to Pankajs songs

Pankaj: Oodhani chak chak... Chunariya chak chak... tereeeeee naam ki chak chak...

Purvi:- ruko ruko ruko....Hume baal solve karne hein na? Chalo bahar

Pankaj: hein? Baal?

Purvi: are baba Case....tum boss ho na

Pankaj: are ha ha...chalo

They go on the road and see a man fallen on the floor.....

Originally posted by: Chocolava5

Scene 2

The whole team reaches outside Salunkhes lab and sees Sachin wearing a mask and Salunkhe sitting on a chair

Acp:- Sachin..yeh sab kya hein? Kya hua Salunkhe ko?

Salunkhe:- 🥴 Daru ka koi dosh nahi...mujhko koi hosh nahi

Abhijeet:- Arey Dr saab yeh aap kya bol rahe ho?😅 Sachin kuch batao

Sachin:- Sir main jab yaha aaya toh Salunkhe Saab koi gaana gaake dance kar rahe the"bichu mere naina...badi zehrili dunk mare" Esa kuch

Salunkhe:- areeee dunk nahi aankh maare hein woh pagle

Daya:- arey...toh dance record kar lete...hum bhi has pate na yaar

Acp:- (giving an angry look to Daya) Lekin kyu dance kar raha hein...itni kya Khushi ki baat hein?

Sachin:- fir pata chala Laughing Gas ka cylinder galti se leak ho gaya hein...toh abb lab ko band kiya hein filhaal

Abhijeet:- toh kahi Purvi aur Pankaj bhi issi gas ke shikar toh nahi hue?

Meanwhile at the Bureau

Purvi control room ka walkie talkie on karti hein and bolne lagti hein...

Purvi:- Aeeee dhin tadada dhin tadada aaya udke farara pairo ki seedi jara tod...bhagauda tujhe roj maare, roj maare boom boom bam bam baaaam!...(dhol baje tune)

With Pankaj banging the printer as a dhol

Pankaj:- maza nahi aa raha.....chalo couple dance karte hein....(takes Acps coat from his cabin and puts over his head like a Pallu)

Purvi holds his waist and the start dancing to Pankajs songs

Pankaj: Oodhani chak chak... Chunariya chak chak... tereeeeee naam ki chak chak...

Purvi:- ruko ruko ruko....Hume baal solve karne hein na? Chalo bahar

Pankaj: hein? Baal?

Purvi: are baba Case....tum boss ho na

Pankaj: are ha ha...chalo

They go on the road and see a man fallen on the floor.....

Waiting For The Third Scene

Update Soon

Originally posted by: Chocolava5

Scene 2

The whole team reaches outside Salunkhes lab and sees Sachin wearing a mask and Salunkhe sitting on a chair

Acp:- Sachin..yeh sab kya hein? Kya hua Salunkhe ko?

Salunkhe:- 🥴 Daru ka koi dosh nahi...mujhko koi hosh nahi

Abhijeet:- Arey Dr saab yeh aap kya bol rahe ho?😅 Sachin kuch batao

Sachin:- Sir main jab yaha aaya toh Salunkhe Saab koi gaana gaake dance kar rahe the"bichu mere naina...badi zehrili dunk mare" Esa kuch

Salunkhe:- areeee dunk nahi aankh maare hein woh pagle

Daya:- arey...toh dance record kar lete...hum bhi has pate na yaar

Acp:- (giving an angry look to Daya) Lekin kyu dance kar raha hein...itni kya Khushi ki baat hein?

Sachin:- fir pata chala Laughing Gas ka cylinder galti se leak ho gaya hein...toh abb lab ko band kiya hein filhaal

Abhijeet:- toh kahi Purvi aur Pankaj bhi issi gas ke shikar toh nahi hue?

Meanwhile at the Bureau

Purvi control room ka walkie talkie on karti hein and bolne lagti hein...

Purvi:- Aeeee dhin tadada dhin tadada aaya udke farara pairo ki seedi jara tod...bhagauda tujhe roj maare, roj maare boom boom bam bam baaaam!...(dhol baje tune)

With Pankaj banging the printer as a dhol

Pankaj:- maza nahi aa raha.....chalo couple dance karte hein....(takes Acps coat from his cabin and puts over his head like a Pallu)

Purvi holds his waist and the start dancing to Pankajs songs

Pankaj: Oodhani chak chak... Chunariya chak chak... tereeeeee naam ki chak chak...

Purvi:- ruko ruko ruko....Hume baal solve karne hein na? Chalo bahar

Pankaj: hein? Baal?

Purvi: are baba Case....tum boss ho na

Pankaj: are ha ha...chalo

They go on the road and see a man fallen on the floor.....

Salunkhe saab kuchh chhupa rhe hain ya Sachin sir kuchh chhupa rhe hain laughing gas ke wajah se hosh thodi jata hai aur wo kya tha bichhuu mere naina🤣🤣