Alright, here comes the savage English roast of Armaan Poddar, a.k.a. the man who turned “Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlata Hai” into “Yeh Regret Kab Khattam Hoga?” 💀
Strap in. We’re going full no-mercy, full-pro troll mode:
🔥 "Armaan Poddar – CEO of Gaslighting Enterprises"
You really said, “Let me adopt my brother’s child, lie to the mother, and live like everything’s fine.” Sir, this isn’t fatherhood. This is villain origin story 101. Even Voldemort had more empathy.
👶 "7 Years. One Stolen Baby. Zero Remorse."
You robbed Abhira of her child and her entire identity for SEVEN YEARS. That’s not love, that’s straight-up emotional kidnapping. You didn’t just take the baby—you took her voice, her agency, her justice. And what did you give in return? ✨Crocodile tears✨.
🎭 "Master of Melodrama"
You cry in every third scene like your tear glands are sponsored. Bro, if tears were currency, you’d own Aditya Birla Group. But when it comes to actual accountability, suddenly Armaan turns into a mime.
👨⚖️ "Lawyer by Degree, Clown by Practice"
Lawyer? Really? The only law you follow is: “Lie, manipulate, and if that fails—emotionally guilt-trip everyone into submission.” Objection, your honour! This man is guilty of ruining plotlines and lives.
😩 "You took co-parenting and made it a crime scene"
Changing the baby’s name? Hiding her identity? Raising her like a Poddar trophy? The audacity is louder than your mom Kaveri’s dialogue delivery. If parenting had a villain award, you'd sweep every category.
🧠 "Nicknames the Internet gave you (and we agree):"
- Toxic TED Talk Giver
- The Manipulator with a Lawyer Badge
- The Only Man Who Can Cry While Gaslighting
- Baby Snatcher of Bharat
- Emotionally Unavailable Since Episode 1
📉 "Character Development? Never heard of her."
You had SO many chances to make things right. To come clean. To apologize. But no—You chose vibes, vanity, and villainy. And you somehow still act like the victim. BOY, YOU STOLE A CHILD. SIT DOWN.
🎤 Final burn:
“Armaan Poddar, if drama was a degree, you’d be tenured professor by now. You didn’t just ruin Abhira’s life—you rerouted her entire destiny. So next time you cry about how broken you are, remember: You broke someone else first.”
🔥 Roasted. Grilled. Mic dropped.
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