From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 49

Originally posted by: ssttuuttii

Make like a stripper and take off.

Thoda jyada ho gaya kya? 🙈😂

Make like your smutty fantasies and never come true.

You’re like a novelty mug — a novelty at first, and a liability some time after.

You’re like an overly enthusiastic GPS — you keep redirecting me, but I just want to go straight

an everyday situation with google maps lmao.

You are like a bad habit - I keep trying to dump you & you keep coming back.

Originally posted by: heavenlybliss

I'm breaking up with you because you remind me of my student loans: I think about you all the time and you make me sad.

I broke up with you the same way I cancel a gym membership long overdue and a huge relief.

You are like instagram updates - pointless and unnecessary.

Originally posted by: minakrish

Even Ron’s broken wand was more useful than you.

You were like a bad internet meme everyone’s tired of you, but we keep seeing you everywhere.😌

Originally posted by: missFiesty_69

You are like instagram updates - pointless and unnecessary.

You’re like a one-hit wonder—nobody cares about you once the song is over.

Originally posted by: SoniRita

You're like a potato – starchy and unfulfilling

That’s a personal attack on every aloo loving person

Poor potato.

Originally posted by: ssttuuttii

Ahhh! Another fav kind of joke

Knock knock

Who's there

Boo

Boo who?

Boohoo! I'm done with you.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Tick.

Tick who?

Tick-tock, your time’s up—I'm officially single.