From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 48

You embody the phrase - too little, too late. But never enough.

Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have too many terms and conditions.

Originally posted by: WildestDreams

Make like a bad joke and not land.

Make like a stripper and take off.

Thoda jyada ho gaya kya? 🙈😂

I have multiple personalities and none of them like you

Our relationship is like a computer — crashed and needs to be rebooted, but I’m just going to unplug it.

Originally posted by: WildestDreams

*Knock knock.*

“Who's there?”

“You're”

“You're who?”

“You're single!”

Ahhh! Another fav kind of joke

Knock knock

Who's there

Boo

Boo who?

Boohoo! I'm done with you.

Being with you feels like looking at a tab with too many browsers open - can’t focus on anything anymore.

Originally posted by: SoniRita

Our relationship is like an onion – it's layered with problems and makes me cry.

Our relationship was like an Ikea chair nice to look at, but eventually, it fell apart and gave me back pain.

Originally posted by: WildestDreams

you're looking like a snack, and I'm going on a diet.

Being with you was like living in a reality show too much drama, and I was only here for the snacks.

Being in a relationship with you feels like being in a clutter - one that needs immediate sorting up.