From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 47

Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!

Originally posted by: mushat

I'm really going to miss our constant arguing and emotional rollercoaster rides.

I would agree with you, but then we'd both be talking nonsense.

It felt you were my weekends but you’ve been slowly turning into a human version of a Monday morning

*Knock knock.*

“Who's there?”

“You're”

“You're who?”

“You're single!”

Originally posted by: WildestDreams

Make like a book and close this chapter.

Can't forget the OG.

Make like a tree and leave.

This relationship is like a broken pencil - pointless and hurtful.

Originally posted by: mushat

You are not my cup of tea...more like a cup of poison.

You must have been a magician in your past life because your intelligence disappeared.

“Are you wearing shoes?"

"Yes..."

"Well, please take them off...and walk quietly out of my life"

Originally posted by: ssttuuttii

Can't forget the OG.

Make like a tree and leave.

Make like a bad joke and not land.

I love how you always know exactly what to say - except it’s always the wrong thing.