Bhaktiful Bitching

Disclaimer: Deepu used the word ‘bitching’ in the episode today and Bhakt has been used too before you think the ‘mod’ is breaking rules

Chalo ji bhakti sabha shtart karte hai Devi Anupama ki, hath jodo sab ne aur aankhein bandh karke dhyaan lagao

Biji toh thi hi Annu puttar ki bhakti mein leen ab uska puttar Deepu bhi biji ki tarah self destruction ki raah par nikal padha hai ur badi tezi se girne ki tayyari mein hai- Deep sambhal jaa zara, phir mohabbat karne chala hai tu

Maa has successfully weaved her victim web around the mother- son duo, itna dukhi dikha diya hai khud ko ke Biji is genuinely depressed thinking of maa’s pain…

Shruti - another prominent member of the cult can’t breathe without speaking to Joshiben, her mentor, guide, life coach, one she’s formed such a deep connection with.

Aaj baaki sab members of the group like Kavya, Dimpy, Kinjal and all those who work at S&C ki chutti thi ya toh wo dusre kaamo mein vyasht the.

Maa is courageous

Maa is thoughtful

Maa is giving

Maa is caring

Maa is beautiful inside out

Maa toh Maa hey ney

Aaj ki sabha mein itna hi, kal milenge but please maa ki acchaiyyo ka jaap karte rahiye apne free time mein

p.s: Topic not intended to hurt any sentiments, let me know if anything

AnupaMaid is a "sasti Anna Delvey" who's arrived in 'The Amreeka' to fool people with her fake sob stories (when she herself was the wrongdoer) and take advantage of their generosity and hospitality.

Her filthy, unwashed nature only aids this constructed persona

Chanting - Maaaaaaa and adding my praises :

Maa khana achcha banati hai (aur logon ko bhi)

Maa is Multitasking (haan 2 shadi 2 ghar sambhalna is nkt everyone’s cup of tea)

Maa Kitni samajhdaar hai kya idea diya home delivery karne ka (ideas bohot deti hai bht usko implement kabhi nahi karti, old age home and restaurant Poject for example)

Pehli baat to Maa was acting as if she doesn’t know what the mother son duo were talking or is not taking interest in their talks and busy with her work, and then straight comes and says - Mujhe laga aap mere baare mein baat kar rahe the

Kyon bhai, you are not that important ki sab har waqt tumhari hi baat kare.

Maa is very smart, her eyes and ears are on everyone but pretends to be lost in her own thoughts of Anuj and CA while in reality its Baa and Vee on her mind 24*7.

Anyhow I loved the scene where Beeji says maine Annu aur uski bahu ki baatein sun li.

Deepu reprimands her ki aisa nahi karna chahiye bad manners.

And next asks - achha jaldi batao kya suna 😂😂

So me 🤣

Originally posted by: hinz

Aaj ki sabha mein itna hi, kal milenge but please maa ki acchaiyyo ka jaap karte rahiye apne free time mein

Silly me, I forgot to add Anuj, the param bhakt to the esteemed list…he is unfortunately experiencing a temporary glitch in the system and his bhakti is found to be compromised, until they fix the bug and he resumes his duties, his fiance is assigned to cover for him.

Can’t wait to see Anuj and Shruti fight for the coveted position once Anuj ka ‘ meri Anu’ mode is restored

Originally posted by: ShahH8er

AnupaMaid is a "sasti Anna Delvey" who's arrived in 'The Amreeka' to fool people with her fake sob stories (when she herself was the wrongdoer) and take advantage of their generosity and hospitality.

Her filthy, unwashed nature only aids this constructed persona

side note- did you watch her in Ozark?

Originally posted by: Dee-Dee

Chanting - Maaaaaaa and adding my praises :

Maa khana achcha banati hai (aur logon ko bhi)

Maa is Multitasking (haan 2 shadi 2 ghar sambhalna is nkt everyone’s cup of tea)

Maa Kitni samajhdaar hai kya idea diya home delivery karne ka (ideas bohot deti hai bht usko implement kabhi nahi karti, old age home and restaurant Poject for example)

Pehli baat to Maa was acting as if she doesn’t know what the mother son duo were talking or is not taking interest in their talks and busy with her work, and then straight comes and says - Mujhe laga aap mere baare mein baat kar rahe the

Kyon bhai, you are not that important ki sab har waqt tumhari hi baat kare.

Maa is very smart, her eyes and ears are on everyone but pretends to be lost in her own thoughts of Anuj and CA while in reality its Baa and Vee on her mind 24*7.

Anyhow I loved the scene where Beeji says maine Annu aur uski bahu ki baatein sun li.

Deepu reprimands her ki aisa nahi karna chahiye bad manners.

And next asks - achha jaldi batao kya suna 😂😂

So me 🤣

Maa ko masalo ki tarah logo ko bhi kootna aata hai, kitni saralta se she made that innocent young daadi face, while Deepu who reckons he looks like a dadaji totally bought it and sulked with her sharing his own back story, dheere dheere bata bhi dega uska naam Maaya tha

Kitna bhi gungaan gaa lo Maa ke... Hum unhe mahaan nahi maanenge nahi maanenge nahi maanenge... And kal maine Shruti ki thodi bohot taareef ki thi.. I take my words back.. Jaa ben baith jaa Maa ki godh mein. Sab ki intensity maa ko khojne ki Majnu se jyada hai... Sab Maa tak pahunch jaayenge, Kinjal, Shruti sab par yeh Majnu khud se baatein karke time pass karta rahega.... On Monday he is like Maa ko khojna chahta hai, Tuesday he doesn't want to hurt Shruti and Adhya, Wednesday he does shayari for Maa, Thusday he doesn't show up, Friday remembers Maa on some song, Saturday again doesn't show up, Sunday calms down panicking Adhya and then again Monday the cycle repeats.

Aur Maa ke toh kya hi kehne... She is the densest character I have seen ever.. Matlab khopdi ki jagah dimaag toh door uparwala ek cell daalna bhi bhool gaya tha kya... She says Tosu aur Kinjal riston aur jimmedariyon se bhaag rahe the, toh yeh kya kar rahi thi... Not once this thought crosses her mind that she ran away from her most important rista and jimmedaari on just one damn argument... Matlab yeh Orat ek second toh kya ek nanosecond ke liye bhi apne actions pe contemplate nahi karti... Kis mitti ki bani hai yaar.. Itna kuch hone ke baad, she went to Tosu's house after pretending of having some self-respect and deciding to not go at the first instant.. Knew that she would go there definitely... I don't have 0.0000000001 % of sympathy for Tosu screaming at her. She only gets a kick life when someone insults her as brutally as Tosu.. respect achi nahi lagti use... Yeh dhadkano ka maun aatma ka shor karne se uspe koi asar nahi hoga... That's where Anuj has judged her character very wrong.. She likes things rough, really rough..

Another cartoon is her bahu Kinjal whose face I really wish to punch. Seriously this show is invoking violent tendencies in me... So she is so fed up with Tosu that after seeing Mummy, all she wants to pour her worries on her. For 5 God damn years she was living just fine with this dirt called husband. Suddenly after seeing Mummy she has started fainting and her daughter has started falling ill.. The biggest retardation force in Anupamaa's pathetic life is Kinjal... Why not just divorce this man, take your child and go to your mother whose coaching classes you are shutting down along with your cherished husband...

I really wish Deepu and Beeji could see what we have seen. It's so frustrating to see them appreciate Anupamaa who is nothing but an utter disaster. I hope Deepu incurs loss because of Maa's misplaced priorities and sees her reality soon. How I wish Yashpal returns and kicks her out again or Adhya tells police about this woman living illegally and they deport her..

Aur Anuj kis Orat pe shayari likhta hai.. His shayari are beautiful.. You just wish to fall for the woman of his dreams, but then you wake up to know that the woman he is talking about is Anupamaa..

Udaan which was never meant to be has gone to gutters after fooling viewers. I hope the TRPs go down as fast as it soared..

Originally posted by: InsaneDivine

Kitna bhi gungaan gaa lo Maa ke... Hum unhe mahaan nahi maanenge nahi maanenge nahi maanenge... And kal maine Shruti ki thodi bohot taareef ki thi.. I take my words back.. Jaa ben baith jaa Maa ki godh mein. Sab ki intensity maa ko khojne ki Majnu se jyada hai... Sab Maa tak pahunch jaayenge, Kinjal, Shruti sab par yeh Majnu khud se baatein karke time pass karta rahega.... On Monday he is like Maa ko khojna chahta hai, Tuesday he doesn't want to hurt Shruti and Adhya, Wednesday he does shayari for Maa, Thusday he doesn't show up, Friday remembers Maa on some song, Saturday again doesn't show up, Sunday calms down panicking Adhya and then again Monday the cycle repeats.

Aur Maa ke toh kya hi kehne... She is the densest character I have seen ever.. Matlab khopdi ki jagah dimaag toh door uparwala ek cell daalna bhi bhool gaya tha kya... She says Tosu aur Kinjal riston aur jimmedariyon se bhaag rahe the, toh yeh kya kar rahi thi... Not once this thought crosses her mind that she ran away from her most important rista and jimmedaari on just one damn argument... Matlab yeh Orat ek second toh kya ek nanosecond ke liye bhi apne actions pe contemplate nahi karti... Kis mitti ki bani hai yaar.. Itna kuch hone ke baad, she went to Tosu's house after pretending of having some self-respect and deciding to not go at the first instant.. Knew that she would go there definitely... I don't have 0.0000000001 % of sympathy for Tosu screaming at her. She only gets a kick life when someone insults her as brutally as Tosu.. respect achi nahi lagti use... Yeh dhadkano ka maun aatma ka shor karne se uspe koi asar nahi hoga... That's where Anuj has judged her character very wrong.. She likes things rough, really rough..

Another cartoon is her bahu Kinjal whose face I really wish to punch. Seriously this show is invoking violent tendencies in me... So she is so fed up with Tosu that after seeing Mummy, all she wants to pour her worries on her. For 5 God damn years she was living just fine with this dirt called husband. Suddenly after seeing Mummy she has started fainting and her daughter has started falling ill.. The biggest retardation force in Anupamaa's pathetic life is Kinjal... Why not just divorce this man, take your child and go to your mother whose coaching classes you are shutting down along with your cherished husband...

I really wish Deepu and Beeji could see what we have seen. It's so frustrating to see them appreciate Anupamaa who is nothing but an utter disaster. I hope Deepu incurs loss because of Maa's misplaced priorities and sees her reality soon. How I wish Yashpal returns and kicks her out again or Adhya tells police about this woman living illegally and they deport her..

Aur Anuj kis Orat pe shayari likhta hai.. His shayari are beautiful.. You just wish to fall for the woman of his dreams, but then you wake up to know that the woman he is talking about is Anupamaa..

Udaan which was never meant to be has gone to gutters after fooling viewers. I hope the TRPs go down as fast as it soared..

I saw urs n few others comments on Shruti ystrday and watched 3-4 epis on FF last night to catch her part..Was suprised are they actually making someone sensible on the show

Aaj ka episode dekha and I was ROFLing at myself for 5 mins

The only people whom she hasn't been able to fool are the (Un)Holy Trinity. That is why she keeps on sucking up to them. The day they relent, even a little bit, whahn bhi she will start showing her true colors...

Par wo Orrat hai, Maaaaa Hai, Dadee Hai -- Woh sab sab sab hai aur sab sab sab category mein pehle hai...

Pehli Orat/Mahila (Don't mean it as first LAdy though)

Pehli Maha Maa(ya)

Pehli Daadi

Pehli Saas

Pehli Dukhiyari, Pehli Bechari, Pehli Abla Nari

Want to write a shayari as usual in her tareef, but aaj mera dimag kahin aur hai.. I was thinking this is the same Orat jisne uske khud ke shabdon mein 5 saal bina kisi se mile self imposed Jogani(yat) le liya, Anuj ke naam ka.

How could she stay 5 years away from the Trinity when she had to run to TamaShahs every five hours leaving behind her ghar, grihasti, pati, beti.

It proves that if she had wanted, she could have prioritized Anuj and Choti over Dukhi, Jhuli and Vanar. She didn't want to.

This orat is nothing but a narcissistic hypocrite of the highest order. However, she excels in the art of turning even the most culpable situation into victimhood..

Malti Devi ki photo tangi hai deewar mein, mujhe Bi Ji pe taras aata hai..