Jawan Review with Spoilers - Page 31

wow loved reading everything u said

i totally am with u the mummy look made me weak in the knees … its hands down the best entry of shah ever .. the short hair, all bandaged up, the jump, the dialogue, the look ufff i screamed so much! the scenes been shot so well too hats off to atlee

The scene where Deepu excelled was this amazing minute change of expression she did..when she said..Jailer Amma..and then she shakes her head and corrects it to Kaveri Amma..that was just so subtle and yet sooooo very beautiful that whole sequence with 5 year old Azad was simply outstanding… DP saari main kitni sundar lagti hai yaar..that’s why when she gyrates in Besharam Rang..imma telling myself..Deepu you looked your hottest in Ram Leela and in Chennai Express..you don’t need to drop clothes to look hot..and do glorified item numbers duhh

Possible stupid question coming up (gulp)

Why was Azad bandaging his head when trying to hide identity. The bandaged mummy SRK in the begining of the movie was Vikram, right ?

Azad's bandaged look during the train hijack couldn't have been inspired by Daddy dear, right? Was it just a coincidence or did I miss something here

Originally posted by: MaxMayfield

The scene where Deepu excelled was this amazing minute change of expression she did..when she said..Jailer Amma..and then she shakes her head and corrects it to Kaveri Amma..that was just so subtle and yet sooooo very beautiful that whole sequence with 5 year old Azad was simply outstanding… DP saari main kitni sundar lagti hai yaar..that’s why when she gyrates in Besharam Rang..imma telling myself..Deepu you looked your hottest in Ram Leela and in Chennai Express..you don’t need to drop clothes to look hot..and do glorified item numbers duhh

As beautiful and gorgeous as she looks in a saree, she was a goddess in Besharam Rang crazy 👀

I need to mention how i was sold out during the first metro scene itself. I wanna see SRK doning the psycho avatar again. Why did the bald look had to be a disguised????? Why why why???

Anyway i kinda missed the first 5 minutes of the movie bcz i was busy running in the corridors to reach the theater!!! And i missed 5 minutes during interval bcz nature calls! This means i have to watch again 🤔

Originally posted by: CrimeMasterToto

As beautiful and gorgeous as she looks in a saree, she was a goddess in Besharam Rang crazy 👀

She had to intice Pathaan's interest so much that he would follow her!!! Of course she would do it with clothes and mouvements according to that task

Originally posted by: Waymaker

I need to mention how i was sold out during the first metro scene itself. I wanna see SRK doning the psycho avatar again. Why did the bald look had to be a disguised????? Why why why???

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I'm with you...a terrifying villain with a mocking nature...if he won't be Don anymore then please another villain one...and why not a bald one (here, in his Robin Hood role, it was a must to be a disguise).

Yes, go again!

Originally posted by: CrimeMasterToto

Possible stupid question coming up (gulp)

Why was Azad bandaging his head when trying to hide identity. The bandaged mummy SRK in the begining of the movie was Vikram, right ?

Azad's bandaged look during the train hijack couldn't have been inspired by Daddy dear, right? Was it just a coincidence or did I miss something here

No question is stupid!!! (answers could be)

He deliberately bandaged himself to fortify the impression of frail...and he needed material to - probably - use to immobilise people...the bandages were a tool, first of all.

And yes, the director wanted to make people think that the mummy in the beginning would be now the same man as an old man (ha!).

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

INTERMISSION

I AM SCREAMING, CRYING, ROARING & VOMITING! BEHOLD MY NOSTRILS AS IT FLARES BIGGER THAN ALIA BHATTS FUTURE! OH MY FCUKING GOD, PLEASE LET ME MARRY DADDY SRK!

JAWAN FINAL REVIEW

Copying and pasting from Non-Spoiler thread

I’m still screaming, crying, roaring & vomiting but now I’m doing all of the above on the toilet seat as I type away. Before I begin, I’d like to pledge and reinforce my eternal love to Shahrukh Khan. I fucking love him so much, and it’s SO annoying being in this one-sided relationship with him.

Now, let’s commence my review. I sat down on my seat and people watched, narrowing my eyes at the little children being carried to their seats. I made eye contact with several kids and squinted my eyes, warning them that this aunty (thumps chest) will not tolerate any screaming, crying or tantrums throughout the movie. I flared my nostrils and grunted at the parents, keep your kids settled ya selfish bastards. Lmao, just kidding (🙂).

The movie started and guess what? I could see the shadow of a man wearing glasses swimming in the ocean. I was like HUH? Then I realised that an idiot was standing in front of the projector and casting his UNWANTED shadow of a mug onto the screen. The camera is panning and capturing the scene, the ocean, and you have this clueless fcuker-kahin-ka looking left and right, while he STANDS at the back of the cinema, right where the projector is. Atlee may as well cast him in the bloody movie coz he became one with the fishes in the sea. My blood vessel was about to pop. Thankfully he sat down because my foot was about to fly towards his head.

OHMYGOD! I can’t even tell you how GOOD the first entry scene was. I was already crying before I saw him. LMAO. It’s the time of the month, stfu. I’m emotional. My brother noticed and he was mouthing “WTF is wrong with you”. I hissed back at him “shut up before I force you to stand outside of Mannat with me”. He was horrified but it worked. By the way, I think I have a mummy fetish because why did he look so hot bandaged as a mummy?

Then when he drawled out in his sexy deep voice “Main Kaun Hoon,” I almost leaped out of my chair, pointing my ungli to the screen, sobbing “YOU’RE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, that’s who you are!” *Insert Bollywood song*

https://youtu.be/joOF9ANX9XU?si=qlObLE8El26YWQK8

Hahahaha, I’m getting distracted but man I LOVED Jawan. This is coming from someone who hates action films and 9 out of 10 times, my eyes would be rolled to the back of my head, especially when it comes to masala movies. Unless the guy is hot, that’s the only (1 out of 10 time exception) when my eyeballs would be staring at the screen. HOTMENZINDABAD! ✊🏼

How-to-the-ever, this time I genuinely loved the film. The songs were a snooze fest except for Ramaiya Vastavaiya. Nayantara was pretty hot, but her chemistry with SRK sucked ass. SRK’s fake beard had better chemistry with him and every time he came onscreen CLEANSHAVEN, I wanted to rip my eyeballs out and shove it down Atlee’s throat. How dare you direct/produce/whatever this movie and somehow include a clean-shaven SRK in the script. During these times, I really appreciate Karan Johar because whether you like him or not, that man KNOWS how to present you onscreen.

So I finally understand the hype surrounding Deepika’s cameo role. Bruh, her 15 minute screen-time chewed Nayantara into pieces. I momentarily forgot Nayantara was the main lead in the film. Deepika’s beauty, screen presence and acting completely overshadowed her. Her chemistry with SRK is sheer magic. Also how THEFEK did they manage to find a little boy who looks like a hybrid of baby Aryan and SRK? Reminded me of little Aryan in Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham.

Theres a specific scene towards the end (and I’m sure everyone has watched the spoiler video) where the main dialogue is centred around THEFINGER/UNGLI. At this point, I feel like I should be paid by Atlee for my cameo role. All I could think about was that SRK may never say my name in this janam, but he said the first half of my India Forum username at least 50 times. No autographs please, only donations. Thank you xo

Finally, we have reached the end of my review where I’d like to dedicate this space to froth over DADDYRATHORE. Holy shivers, may the Lord strike me dead if I lie, but Vikram Rathore is the hottest action hero EVER. I don’t endorse smoking because EW but saat khoon maaf if you’re Vikram Rathore. Oh special mention to John Abraham, he made it look sexy in Dhoom as well. 🫨

I desperately need a spin off made SOLELY on Vikram. Atlee, if you’re reading this, then please compensate my eyes for enduring a beard-less SRK by casting him opposite Aishwarya Rai. Please keep them both alive, not-related and in love till the end of the movie. Thank you.

Latersssssss, I’m going to bed so I can plan my dreams about my bae, Mr-Vikram-Sexy-Rathore. In my dream scenario, I’ll be Tabu dancing/sniffing Vikrams jacket, and that young man watching/pining for me can be Arjun Rampal. Err please ignore those random naked men/women plastered around me. Those are my sleep paralysis demons trying to wake me up from this glorious dream. 🫨🫨

https://youtu.be/xacbRQoRjhQ?si=qEfmfsq5I_T6QIA7

always love reading your in debth reviews

Originally posted by: Waymaker

I need to mention how i was sold out during the first metro scene itself. I wanna see SRK doning the psycho avatar again. Why did the bald look had to be a disguised????? Why why why???

Anyway i kinda missed the first 5 minutes of the movie bcz i was busy running in the corridors to reach the theater!!! And i missed 5 minutes during interval bcz nature calls! This means i have to watch again 🤔

that 10 minutes scene on the metro is the best thing in the movie! i legit thought he was a psycho villain and i loved it. especially when he shot the woman in the Burqa i felt like i was on cloud 9. the SRK from Anjaam/Darr/Baazigar had finally returned.

such a shame it only lasted 10 minutes