She is so average it hurts.
I want to have whatever the judges were smoking.
She's like the ultimate embodiment of mediocrity, a walking, talking tribute to the concept of 'meh.' If she were a spice, she'd be flour. If she were a color, she'd be beige's more boring cousin. I bet her favorite dance move is the 'two-step shuffle to the middle of the road.' I'm convinced the judges must have stumbled upon a field of cosmic cotton candy infused with essence of rainbow snickersneeze, because her averageness has somehow been mistaken for the rare art of celestial normalcy.
Please excuse my rant, folks.

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