IMMJ2 Thread#8 - Page 40

Meri shipping ki tum log insult nahi kar sakte. Till the time they r single, i will keep shipping😆.

Originally posted by: Eternalallure

Appropriate ladkon ki to kami har jagah hai sirf Canada mein nhi😆 Reminds me of a Tabu's dialogue from this upcoming movie. Goes something like this- upar wale ne na mard banane band kar diye hain... Ab to sirf chote ch**iye, bade ch**iye, aur maha ch**iye hi bhejta hai duniya mein🤣🤣

Yeh kaunsi film ka dialogue hai yaar?

Kya mast baat boli hai👍🏼

Originally posted by: Eternalallure

But Helly doesn't have to eat herself😆And Rra is a non-vegetarian, to woh to biryani khata hi hai. Don't see why Helly can't be biryani. In fact I want her to be 🤣🤣

Exactly my point.🤣

Helly can be a spicy Biriyani for sure.🔥

& She can be Rogan Josh too.😉

Originally posted by: 07RB

haww Report, par kis basis pe

For dikha-ing jhoothe sapne to all your followers🤣🤣

Originally posted by: 07RB

Konse traits chayie

Nightowl

Have a didi as a friend

Party animal

Ya phir chidiya ka ghosla banana🤣
If yes, u will be disappointed

Mere ghar wale aise logo ko taane mare bi a chorte nahi

He can be a night owl, & party with me . I would seductively run my fingers in his ghosla and give him a free ka haircut & do safai of his ghosla.

But, Le me at the mention of Didi

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Koi baat nehi. I know an exorcist who can expel evil spirit from a person's life. Woh Didi ka khayal rakh lega.😆

Mix

Quarter cup of good looks, A spoonful of dimples, A seasoning of cuteness in the smile.

Quarter cup of mischief, 2 teaspoons of humor,

A heart of gold where resides A cup of honesty , passion , kindness & loyalty.

A handful Maturity mixed with the childishness.

A set of sparkling eyes full of dreams, love & naughtiness, & respect for others.

Put all these together in the cold Kashmiri weather & bake in the Warmth of Sun.

& here u get the final product

P.S. If u get someone with these qualities, send him to me

Originally posted by: 07RB

Meri shipping ki tum log insult nahi kar sakte. Till the time they r single, i will keep shipping😆.

Keep sailing babes.

Ek tu hi hai, jis ne Dil ko tasalli de rakhkhi hai.👍🏼

Teri baton ki wajah se, badi +ve vibes milti hai.

Kabhi kabhi Dil karta hai Main bhi fir se shipping Kar loon.

Originally posted by: 07RB

Meri shipping ki tum log insult nahi kar sakte. Till the time they r single, i will keep shipping😆.

Till the time they're single or till the time either of them gets married?? Because if rumours are to be believed HE is not single🤣🤣 There's a didi in picture🤣

Originally posted by: Disha.2021

Yeh kaunsi film ka dialogue hai yaar?

Kya mast baat boli hai👍🏼

Here. After Tu Jhoothi Main Makkar, Bollywood presents you with... Kuttey!! 🤣🤣

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CmYWMaVjcjM/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Originally posted by: Disha.2021

He can be a night owl, & party with me . I would seductively run my fingers in his ghosla and give him a free ka haircut & do safai of his ghosla.

But, Le me at the mention of Didi

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Koi baat nehi. I know an exorcist who can expel evil spirit from a person's life. Woh Didi ka khayal rakh lega.😆

Didi ka khayal OG ASR bhi nhi rakh sakta. He was a mere mortal. But didi was a Naagin😂😂