What is Alia Bhatt trying to do? 🤔 - Page 6

There is something for your reading pleasure on page 4 of this thread. It ain't "scathing" enough for your liking but it's something. Enjoy.

If you already noticed it but weren't impressed enough, feel free to disregard this memo. :p

Originally posted by: IAmLuvBolly

https://twitter.com/naveenrkukreja/status/1514261470216740866?s=21&t=ODoyqVGkxB4724PDRLwFzg

This is good one 🤣

Originally posted by: SmittenKitten

Asketh and ye shall receive.

I will never understand what people see in Alia and Ranbir off the screen.

I'll grant that they are decent actors in their own right, especially Ranbir cuz I've been awed by him too in a few movies.

But man, he looks like an apathetic zombie sleep walking through his own wedding and some people are gushing over the couple, which has me totally confuzzled. Fine, maybe they see sth I don't. Some spark I have never noticed and perhaps never will. Alia looks good, sure. But WTH is that pic of them kissing? I look more passionate Monday morning at work than them kissing on their big day. 😆

Not only is Alia totally enamored of Ranbir cuz of her childhood crush, she thinks she bagged a giant catch too. Ranbir is like a huge symbol of validation that cements all her insecurities she must have developed from hearing how she's "short," "not pretty enough" and only cute but never "hot" from people around her ... so she holds her head up high and shoves her Mrs. Ranbir Kapoor title down people's throats. So its natural for her to appear ecstatic. There is a slight chance that they're actually in love with each other for who they are as people, but I don't quite buy it.

I always found these two mismatched and weird and always will. .... something will always look off to me. So I'm avoiding the wedding thread but since it looks like you're inviting people to talk trash and I've been itching to do so, thank you blue-ice for the opportunity. 😛

Iss post ke peeche koi Shankar Mahadevan ke 'Breathless' waale gaane ke music ko as a BGM rakhta toh bass mazaa hi aajaata. Poora cinematic feel aati.

It's their choice how they want the sari or chunni to be draped. Nibbas have a problem with everything.

Originally posted by: WhosTheFool

Iss post ke peeche koi Shankar Mahadevan ke 'Breathless' waale gaane ke music ko as a BGM rakhta toh bass mazaa hi aajaata. Poora cinematic feel aati.

Shankar mahadevan's breathless on demand! (I passed out from just watching him sing it live)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJndhJ-KDjM

Logo ko hilana bhi hain, aur complain bhi karna hain(tujhe nahi bol raha hu Nathu). Kisi k nahi toh apne ling k toh sagay banno😆

It could be an uncomfortable underwire or an itchy seam or a strap that's digging in. Guys are fondling their balls all the time to adjust. A girl adjusts and folks have to have an inquisition.

she seems uncomfortable in the outfit

Man she looks uncomfortable as hell.

Ranbir Alia should contact the BW forum s resident body language expert before taking a big decision in their life. How dare they got married the way they wanted? That s blasphemy 😆

But as Rishi Kapoor stated in one of his interviews weddings were always going to be a small intimate affair -"It's their call. I am okay with 45-odd people too. I will tell my friends, well-wishers to bless them. I will apologize and explain that everyone couldn't be invited because Ranbir is a private person. I respect his privacy."

Forgive them if they did not full-on made out in front of everyone