Originally posted by: FingerFetish
I didnât even know the debate mansion existed back then. Regardless, I hate debating online coz I lose patience and canât fall asleep until a thread is closed. Iâm always paranoid of being quoted while Iâm asleep and the enemy thinking theyâve gotten the last word. đ
Wow. Yaâll go way way back. While you and Blue Ice were making meaningful posts, I was publicly talking about toilet seats and pooping. Very unattractive of moi. Just realised that I lied to you. My previous UN was SinnceMaan before FF. Shit, I thought that was more than 10 years ago. https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/qubool-hai/3433327/damn-you-dramas-false-advertised-romance-scenes
đđ.... that's funny, I see you've always had a great knack for story telling... do you ever read stuff back years later, and it sounds like someone else has written it? I definitely was a lot sillier back then, I did a parody of Amitabh Bacchan's letter to Deepika when Ram Leela was realised, he used to have a habit of writing letters. đ I can't find the thread, however someone had copied and pasted my letter in some random chat thread, copyright infringement! đ I reproduce it for your pleasure.
Dearest Deepika,
O nubile maiden of the resplendent thighs, my aged senses have seized proper function since the moment my eyes transfixed on your buxom form, in the guise of Leela, my lovely. Your lustrous appearance, beautifully and sublimely crafted masterpiece of Vishvakarman, has evoked ungodly passions in my depths of my heart, fair-waisted girl. Your lips flow the elixir of lustful intoxication, your hips radiate the splendor and illumination of the sun, and your lovely thighs, a gateway to the heavenly abode, O Yama!, please take me away now or never!
You, my callipygous beauty, have unearthed an artifact, hitherto thought to have been eternally lost, how can I repay my gratitude? Now that you have injected me with a lethal dose of vitality, I yearn to live once again, to enjoy the pleasures of the world. I am ready, and you my dear, are as perfect of shape as of age, I would liked to explore your fallopian tubes.
Yours sincerely,
Shri Amitabh Bachchan
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