Place :-heaven ๐น๐๐ฎ๐ผ๐ต๏ธ๐ธ๐บ
Scenario
https://tenor.com/view/riding-a-bicycle-motu-patlu-yamraj-bicycle-gif-19615223
Yamraj apni ek sahayak(helper) ke sath pratah kal (morning) kasrat ke liye cycle chala rahe hote hai.
Helper:- yumraaj ji ,
aaj hum log bhains ๐ mai kyu nahi gaye?๐ค๐ค๐คจ
Yamraj :- hum dieting pe hai !
hamari bhains ๐ Nahin.๐๐๐
Uspe Savari Se hamara nahi uska kasrat (exercise) ho gaya tha.๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Ishliye hum usko ghass khilane aur kartik ke ghar ke dood wale ki cycle chalane ah gaye .๐ฒ
Helper :- ji Prabhu,
yeh kis dood wale ki cycle chala rahe hai hum?๐ค๐ค๐คจ
Yumraj:- Hum ko bhi nahi pata!
kartik ish mai chup chup ke kabhi kabhi apne goenka sadan jata hai !!๐ค๐ค
woh hi uta ke laya tha!
hum nahi !
Senario 2
https://tenor.com/view/kaira-yrkkh-shivin-kartik-naira-shivangi-mohsin-gif-14597844
Kartik aur naira dukhi Aatma ban ke ek dusare ko gale laga rahe hote hai Ki
tabhi waha yumraaj ji ah jate hai .๐คจ๐คจ๐คจ
Yumraaj :- Bhai ab to tumare pita ji bhi Maan gaye abhi aksu ki shaddi ko,๐
phir kyu ban rahe ho tum dono shok sabha ke pujari?๐คท๐คท๐คท
Kartik Naira ek sath bolate Hain :-
Prabhu hamere yrkkh ke universe ke trp number gir gayi hai.๐คง๐คง๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
https://tenor.com/view/nahi-nahi-motu-patlu-yamraj-deny-gif-19615211
Nahi !nahi! yeh anarth nahi ho sakta!
Yumraj :- yeh pakka us nalayak police wala aur tumare bete ki pakau prem kahani ka asar hai ๐คท๐คท
Beta prem se bhaag raha tha!
ki premika se?
yeh hum ko abhi tak samaj nahi aya?.๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ
prem mai kab para pata hi nahi chala .๐คท
Aur ab prem se Kab nikla yeh pata chale nahi diya.๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ
Yeh dono ki kahani se yeh kud bhi anjaan lagte hai.๐คจ๐ค๐๐๐๐ง๐ง๐ง
Kartik :- Per police wale ne kya kiya tha?๐ค๐๐ง๐คจ
Yumraaj :- 335 ko 535 bol diya. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Jara koi us budbak ko pucho public sevent pe on-duty dishum dishum karne ke charges kya hai ?๐๐๐
Yeh usko bhi nahi pata !
phir kaise le gaya abhi ko jail
Ghumane ?๐คจ๐ง๐คท๐คท
Aur tumara papa bin baat ke muh khol diya!
Utsav ke naam pe karte hai sirf colour day celebration.๐คท๐คท๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ
Velentine day ban gaya tha red day celebration ๐๐ฅณ ๐โฅ๏ธ
Jaha dikha di creative ne community helpers ke bich fight on police station.๐ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Waise tumare ghar mai
Mahashivratri celebrate kar rahe hai ki orange day yeh nahi samaj aya.๐๐ค๐๐ค
Hero ko High neck t shirt ke sath red jacket free ๐
Aur heroin ko sleeve less dress mai kachori treat free. ๐คท๐คท๐คท
Per ab jo maan gaye hai tumare papa
Toh fikar not on TRP mode.๐๐๐๐
Kartik naira ek saath bolte hai:- yeh kya tha TRP ke girne ka gyaan ?
Yumraj :-Nah! pichle hafte ka ghamasan ๐
Aur ane wale hafte ka samadhan !
๐๐๐
Kartik naira dono ek saath bolte hai :-
Inhe hum se jada yrkkh ka hai gyaan
Ishliye Abhi aksu ki prem kahani mai nahi lagne dege kisi Teesri vyakti ke dyaan (๐งฟ) ๐ค๐๐๐๐ฅณ๐คฉ๐๐ค๐คญ
Story end.๐๐.
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