Hi all, no time to penn a new OS. Just wrote this offhand.
NO OFFENCE MEANT FOR ANY RELIGIOUS BELIEF OR ANYONE ELSE.
This is a fun post and should be taken as such.
These are some queries that I have about Ghum characters. Choices are given, but please free to add any other one from your side. Whackier the better.
1. Why does Kaku always say Mast-Ha-Mast?
a. She wants to put the Chavan Khandan flag on high mast
b. Nagesh Chavan died because of Mast cell overactivation
c. She loves Amul Mast-I dahi
d. Add on any option of your choice.
2. Why does she always swear on Khandoba?
a. All other Gods developed severe hitchkis, everytime she swore on them.
b. Khandoba also had two wives, both wore nau-vary sarees.
c. Khandoba ruled with an iron hand and sword. Nobody dared cross him.
d. Add on
3. Why does Sonali always say things in triplicate?
a. She was born in a photocopier machine. Her first diet was carbon paper.
b. She failed thrice in language in primary school, so every time she learnt a new one, hoping to pass
c. Her husband, son and DIL speak three different languages. She is not sure which language would make them understand, so uses all
d. Add on
4. Why cant Samrat shave off his beard & moustache?
a. Army doesn’t issue shaving kit to retired armymen
b. No need to strain tea.
c. Mosquitoes don’t bite him any more
d. Add on
5. Why cant Patralekha pin up her saree?
a. She wants to sweep the floor as she walks
b. Safety pins are in shortage at CN
c. She can avoid waxing one arm, one carrying the palloo
d. Add on
6. Why Omkar kaka wears the earlobe ring?
a. Bhavani kaku twisted his ear lobe when he was small, hence as a reminder
b. Sonali kaku lost one ear ring. The remaining one has to be put to use.
c. Piercing earlobe increased business acumen. Hence..
d. Add on
7. Why does Ninad have that stuffed expression always?
a. Because Ashwini Aai and he have been sleeping on separate beds since…
b. He fell down in his honeymoon and got facial muscle paralysis
c. Over consumption of besan laddu made by Ashwini.
d. Add on
8. How did Virat clear UPSC?
a. Private tuitions from Kamal Sir
b. Private tuitions from Sunny
c. None, they gave up on him when he promised them a lot and didn’t deliver
d. Add on
9. What is Karishma’s education?
a. Gr 10
b. Gr 12
c. Dip-Lo-Ma
d. Add on
10. Why does Devyani always say Yay…Yay…and clap her hands?
a. She is calling Pulkit (In marathi), who she believes has turned into a pet.
b. She is swatting mosquitoes.
c. She has learnt that it is a Yoga pose, to improve her mental health.
d. Add on
11. What exactly is Dr Pulkit’s medical expertise?
a. Brain surgery
b. Gynec surgery
c. Orthopedics
d. Add on
12. Why does Ashwini aai call Virat Godu?
a. He has this sugary-sweet expression always with a bitter after taste.
b. When he was small, she potty trained him like that. Go…Do…
c. One day he, bachpan main, pounced at her. She yelled “Oh My GOD..U?” since then..
d. Add on.
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