Lemme see what bakwas has not already been fined…
- Mahima Birla for not clearing the Akshara-Aarohi confusion in the first Tilak itself (why??? WHY?). Fine: immediate demotion to second best Birla and take away her medical degrees
- all Goenkas and Birlas for setting up a pre-wedding function without ever mentioning bride’s NAME! This is not algebra, people - X,Y variables se kaam nahi chalega! Fine: write bride name 1000 times on board before any future functions
- Dr Abhimanyu Birla - public disturbance, domestic disturbance, destruction of public property, sexual harassment of employee/sis in law to be, horrible taste in music, hate crimes against methi dana, gratuitous half-nudity… Bahut lambi bakers ki rap sheet hai…Sab ne shayad already fine karliya hoga
(Special punishment - afternoon w Ruby in a locked room, see how he likes being grabbed without consent)
- All Birla doctors - not knowing how to treat high cholesterol. Fine: revoke licenses, send them all back to medical school
- Aarohi goenka - too much ego and arrogance, zero integrity, selfawareness, self-respect. Fine: Mandatory viewing of Disney Snow White movie, see that evil Queen who always wanted to hear she was the best? Yeah her ending was not so happily ever after…
- Kairav Goenka - worst brother ever. Fine: exiled forever to Tibetan monastery under lifetime vow of silence
- Akshara Goenka - acting like a doormat to her family. Goenkas must still have enough money to get a nice coir one from Amazon. Bad pretend guitar playing - at least learn some basic chords and hand placements yaar. Fine: put Rs 100 in penalty jar every time she says meri Aaroo
- Manjari Birla - secret agent of chaos (yeh toh Loki ki bhi maa nikli) Fine: send her back to Asgard in chains
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