Suniye Jee - Page 5

Originally posted by: cutejodikangal

He is still ’youth’ @50. That’s an achievement in itself PLUS he has dimples. So yes, you MUST love him. 😆

50? WTF is he eating. He looks almost my age. I’m telling you that dimples are miracles. It makes you look younger 😆

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

50? WTF is he eating. He looks almost my age. I’m telling you that dimples are miracles. It makes you look younger 😆

Bold: Remember, you already have one foot in the grave.

Originally posted by: Mahisa_22

Bold: Remember, you already have one foot in the grave.

I now want to obtain immortality

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

I now want to obtain immortality

Imagine you are fast asleep and this disembodied head is hovering over your bed, emitting a light, faint glow. When you open your eyes, it bares all its teeth and says, "Grab 'em by the p***y"

Originally posted by: Mahisa_22

Imagine you are fast asleep and this disembodied head is hovering over your bed, emitting a light, faint glow. When you open your eyes, it bares all its teeth and says, "Grab 'em by the p***y"

Yuck. I’ll fight back and make him sorry for those sick words. Just pretend Hilary’s head is replaced by mine. 😒🤜🏽

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

Yuck. I’ll fight back and make him sorry for those sick words. Just pretend Hilary’s head is replaced by mine. 😒🤜🏽

Um, no. That's too scary to imagine. Thanks but I'll pass.

Okay, now imagine you were invited to a party with both of these and asked to play a game of strip poker with both Trump and Hillary. What will you do? If you don't play, you die. If you play, then you get to be Trump's wife for two months.

Originally posted by: Mahisa_22

Um, no. That's too scary to imagine. Thanks but I'll pass.

Okay, now imagine you were invited to a party with both of these and asked to play a game of strip poker with both Trump and Hillary. What will you do? If you don't play, you die. If you play, then you get to be Trump's wife for two months.

Damn. This is a hard one. I’ll be Trump’s wife for two months but contract only. If he comes near me, I’ll stab him to death.

I suppose the game of strip poker between these two clowns will look like this eventually. 😂😂

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

Damn. This is a hard one. I’ll be Trump’s wife for two months but contract only. If he comes near me, I’ll stab him to death.

I suppose the game of strip poker between these two clowns will look like this eventually. 😂😂

Bold: 😲😲😲😲

Okay, nope. I hate to break it to you, but the contract says you'll have to accept ALL WIFELY RESPONSIBILITIES for two months, else you die.

Now what do you do?

Originally posted by: Mahisa_22

Bold: 😲😲😲😲

Okay, nope. I hate to break it to you, but the contract says you'll have to accept ALL WIFELY RESPONSIBILITIES for two months, else you die.

Now what do you do?

I’d rather die then. 😐

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

I’d rather die then. 😐

There's also another catch: If you make it through two months, you'll get a BILLION DOLLARS, free dimple surgery and a penthouse with 30 rooms.