Originally posted by: sunsaathiyaa
on today’s episode of ✨oversharing story time with Sara✨-
me & my guy were attending my college’s party together for the very first time
& I had already told him who was who & given him all the deets
he had gone to get us drinks (we used to have this thing where we used to alternatively get each other drinks at parties & tried to guess what the other person would like the most on the list)
while getting back he saw a guy (who I didn’t really like much) approach me & stopped him in his way
we're referring to the guy as abc for story-telling purposes
my guy: hi, I don't think we've met, I'm sara's boyfriend
abc: hey man, she never mentioned she had a boyfriend & I'm sure you must have a name
my guy: yeah, that's not really important, I'll get straight to the point, I need you to stay away from her
abc: wow, I didn't know she was dating some jealous, protective maniac
my guy: humour me, why would you think I'm jealous?
abc: bro, if my girl was checking someone out, even I'd be jealous
my guy: since, I'm not looking at her right now why don't you help a brother out & tell me exactly what she's doing
abc: how do you think people check other people out? she's tilting her heard & looking me up & down
my guy: classic sara *laughs*
abc: what's so funny? looks like you finally got that she's not interested in you *smirks*
my guy: oh my sweet, sweet child, she's not tilting her head to check you out, she's doing that because she's thinking about all the ways she could gut you like a fish without flinching
abc: *immediately stops smirking*
my guy: the only thing standing between you & her doing exactly what she has in mind is me, so, you see I'm not protecting her, I'm protecting you
abc: I don't understand
my guy: of course you don't, how about I remind you about the fact that you stole her research paper?
abc: ...
my guy: she wakes up choosing ✨violence✨ directed towards you everyday, so, are you sure you still want to eyeball it?
abc: *gulps*
my guy: yeah, didn't think so
abc: *runs away*
my guy: so, how'd I do?
me: 11/10, you know I love you for a reason
my guy: *grins*
me: I didn't know you listened to me so attentively
my guy: obviously I do, it's a childhood habit, why do you think I knew how exactly to annoy you?
me: at least, now you're not using the information to annoy me
note: 11/10 is a the highest compliment I can give him we have because my birthday is on 11th October