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Originally posted by: Justasuperbgirl
Aunty: aur tera yeh jo phone hai naa woh aajse mere paas rahega... abhi de... mere saamne unlock kar teri saari chat and search history dekhni hai mujhe... besharam kahika😡
Uncle: Waah waah jab mai humaare bete ko maarta hoo tab toh tum meiin khoob mamta jaag uthti hai ab tum jo kar rahi hoo uska kya.
Aunty: jiss bete ko 9 mahine sambhalkar rakha mai usse kuch kahoo yoh itni problem... theek hai mujhe sab samajh aa gaya tum dono chaahte ho ki mai aise atyachaar se pagal hokar ghar chhor doo... theek hai mai aaj hi maayke chali jaaungi.🥺
Uncle: 😳Okay... Dominos pizza ka no. Dekar jaana😳
Aunty: (takes off her sandal and charges towards her son and husband)
Me: Aunty... kisika baby auditorium meiin ro raha hai🤣 please chup karwa do... video meiin bg noise aa raha hai
U two write OS on this!🤣🤣🤣
Is it interesting 🤣
Cuz I tend to sleep during romantic's🤣
Aww, she is a gem
But is this guy...flirting 😳
Chalo bye guys!🤗
Function mein jaana hai sets k saath😃🤣
If u know u know😆
Yes he is.! Virat will now have a word or two with him🤣
Originally posted by: Justasuperbgirl
Aunty: aur tera yeh jo phone hai naa woh aajse mere paas rahega... abhi de... mere saamne unlock kar teri saari chat and search history dekhni hai mujhe... besharam kahika😡
Uncle: Waah waah jab mai humaare bete ko maarta hoo tab toh tum meiin khoob mamta jaag uthti hai ab tum jo kar rahi hoo uska kya.
Aunty: jiss bete ko 9 mahine sambhalkar rakha mai usse kuch kahoo yoh itni problem... theek hai mujhe sab samajh aa gaya tum dono chaahte ho ki mai aise atyachaar se pagal hokar ghar chhor doo... theek hai mai aaj hi maayke chali jaaungi.🥺
Uncle: 😳Okay... Dominos pizza ka no. Dekar jaana😳
Aunty: (takes off her sandal and charges towards her son and husband)
Me: Aunty... kisika baby auditorium meiin ro raha hai🤣 please chup karwa do... video meiin bg noise aa raha hai
Uncle: arre kya kar rahi ho, apne suhaag ko maarogi toh agle mahine apne bhateeji ke shaadi mein kaise jaa paogi
Aunty: (stops and thinks for a moment) mere maayke waalo ne bacha liya tumhe, aur tumhare iss kuputra ko. Par isko toh padenge aaj. Monkey 555 leke maarungi isko aaj mein. Khola pass word ki nahi..
Ajinkya: Hogaya mummy.
Aunty(snatching and seeing search history) Naalayak, yeh kya hai, Female human brain. (Snatching purse from my hand and hitting him)Sharam nahi aati, sharam nahi aati, kisi bhi aurat ke dimaag mein aise jhaakte .yeh hai teri padhaayi. Aur yeh kya hai call history, Smitha anatomy, Roopa Heart section, Anjali kidney waali, kya hai yeh sab. Arre, thoda toh mujh par jaata, na shakal se hai, na akal se hai.
Uncle: ae shakal aur akal pe math jaana. Samjhi tum.
Aunty: akal hai tujhme?
Uncle: yeh bhi sahi hai. Warna tujhse shaadi koun karta.
Me: aunty ji chair laake du kya aapko. Pair dard jar rahe honge.
Originally posted by: sairat07
Chalo bye guys!🤗
Function mein jaana hai sets k saath😃🤣
If u know u know😆
Waha ka RANGE bohoth accha hai, enjoy🤣
Ab kya yeh flirt karega🤣
Helloo ji
Ki haal chaal?