Shakhi masterplan- KP Drabble

Hamare leads pyaar mai pagal hai to sahi se soch nahi paa rahe.. Isiliye plan maine bana liya.. 😂😂

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A- Maine chod dia aapke bete ko.. Ab to aapke ghar bhi pahunch gaye honge wapas??

BP- Haan hamara beta apni sahi jaga wapas aa gaya.. Jaisa maine waada kiya tha tumhari padhai mai koi farak nahi aayega.. Aaram se apne sapne pure kar sakti ho tum..

A- Sirf padhai? Hamari jo baat hui thi usme kuch aur bhi tha..

BP- Ha ha ha.. Haan tum uski phikar mat karo.. Hamara bete ko uska sab kuch milega..

A- Mai paiso ki baat kar rahi hu.. Mujhe 2 nahi 5 crore chahiye..

BP- Kya?? Dikha di na tumne apni aukaat??

A- Aukaat to aap tab dekhenge jab mai wapas aapke bete ko bulaungi apne paas and wo daudte huye aa jayenge.. 10 din ka waqt hai aapke paas.. Chalti hu..

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S- Badi maa I am so sorry.. Mai bhatak gaya tha.. Galat insan pe bharosa kar lia tha..

BM- Koi baat nahi beta.. Galti ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi.. Ab tum mere paas wapas aa gaye ho na.. Sab thik ho jaayega..

S- Nahi badi maa sab thik karna hoga.. Mai chahta hu ki property mai mera hissa mere naam kar dia jaaye..

BM- Ye tum kya keh rahe ho beta? Kya tumhe humpe yakeen nahi hai??

S- Aap pe yakeen nahi hota to yahan wapas thodi aata??

BM- Tab kyu beta?

S- Un ladkion ke liye.. Aapko pata hai Anokhi ne mujhe chod dia jab usse pata chala ki maine SH chod dia hai.. Kya pata kal ko Shagun mere saath aisa kare kyunki mere paas kuch nahi hai??

BM- Mai tumhari baat samajh rahi hu beta.. Mai baat karungi tumhare Bade papa se..

S- Thank you Badi maa.. Mai chahta hu sagaai ke saath saath ye sab ho jaaye..

BM- Sagaai? Tum Shagun se sagaai karne ke liye taiyaar ho??

S- Offcourse Badimaa.. I know sabki bhalaai issi mai hai.. To aap sagaai ke saath saath ye bhi baat karlena bade papa se..

BM- Bilkul beta.. Tumhari badimaa tumse waada karti hai rings exchange hone se pehle tumhaare naam pe hoga sab kuch..

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S- Tum chinta mat karo Anokhi.. Is baar we won't be weak jab sab hamare saath galat karne ki kosis kare..

A- I know PS.. I trust you..

PS- Aisa kuch nahi hone waala.. 😂😂😂😂

Originally posted by: Jiggy7

Hamare leads pyaar mai pagal hai to sahi se soch nahi paa rahe.. Isiliye plan maine bana liya.. 😂😂

Scene-1

A- Maine chod dia aapke bete ko.. Ab to aapke ghar bhi pahunch gaye honge wapas??

BP- Haan hamara beta apni sahi jaga wapas aa gaya.. Jaisa maine waada kiya tha tumhari padhai mai koi farak nahi aayega.. Aaram se apne sapne pure kar sakti ho tum..

A- Sirf padhai? Hamari jo baat hui thi usme kuch aur bhi tha..

BP- Ha ha ha.. Haan tum uski phikar mat karo.. Hamara bete ko uska sab kuch milega..

A- Mai paiso ki baat kar rahi hu.. Mujhe 2 nahi 5 crore chahiye..

BP- Kya?? Dikha di na tumne apni aukaat??

A- Aukaat to aap tab dekhenge jab mai wapas aapke bete ko bulaungi apne paas and wo daudte huye aa jayenge.. 10 din ka waqt hai aapke paas.. Chalti hu..

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S- Badi maa I am so sorry.. Mai bhatak gaya tha.. Galat insan pe bharosa kar lia tha..

BM- Koi baat nahi beta.. Galti ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi.. Ab tum mere paas wapas aa gaye ho na.. Sab thik ho jaayega..

S- Nahi badi maa sab thik karna hoga.. Mai chahta hu ki property mai mera hissa mere naam kar dia jaaye..

BM- Ye tum kya keh rahe ho beta? Kya tumhe humpe yakeen nahi hai??

S- Aap pe yakeen nahi hota to yahan wapas thodi aata??

BM- Tab kyu beta?

S- Un ladkion ke liye.. Aapko pata hai Anokhi ne mujhe chod dia jab usse pata chala ki maine SH chod dia hai.. Kya pata kal ko Shagun mere saath aisa kare kyunki mere paas kuch nahi hai??

BM- Mai tumhari baat samajh rahi hu beta.. Mai baat karungi tumhare Bade papa se..

S- Thank you Badi maa.. Mai chahta hu sagaai ke saath saath ye sab ho jaaye..

BM- Sagaai? Tum Shagun se sagaai karne ke liye taiyaar ho??

S- Offcourse Badimaa.. I know sabki bhalaai issi mai hai.. To aap sagaai ke saath saath ye bhi baat karlena bade papa se..

BM- Bilkul beta.. Tumhari badimaa tumse waada karti hai rings exchange hone se pehle tumhaare naam pe hoga sab kuch..

Scene-3

S- Tum chinta mat karo Anokhi.. Is baar we won't be weak jab sab hamare saath galat karne ki kosis kare..

A- I know PS.. I trust you..

PS- Aisa kuch nahi hone waala.. 😂😂😂😂

Bilkul sahi aisa kuch nahi hone wala🤣

First one is epic🤣

Paise bhi le lo baad me professor ko bhi bula lo😆

Aisa kuch nahi hole wala 3

🤣🤣 Jiggy at it again!!
the First one.. I want that to happen pretty please!🙌🙌🙏🙏 prayer circle banadalo! I just want to see BP’s face when Anokhi says those dialogues 🤪 Bada sukoon milega!

Behen Aisa kuch bhi nahi hone wala 😂😂😂

I so wished ki ye dono ne saath mein ladai ki hoti ..par nahi Anokhi akele ladegi 🙄

Ab dekhna kal ke episode mein sabka reaction bhi nahi dikhaenge Shaurya ke wapas aane pe Sabharwal house mein ..

Itani tez speed hai na inki 😂😂😂

Bahut khub bahut khub 🤣🤣

Originally posted by: Tashaf_arshi

Bilkul sahi aisa kuch nahi hone wala🤣

Haan qki writer mere jitne intelligent nahi hai na.. 😎🤣🤪

Originally posted by: Bhavisweet03

First one is epic🤣

Paise bhi le lo baad me professor ko bhi bula lo😆

Koi nikki ko samjhaye.. Dono haath ladoo kaise khaate.. 😂😂

we all have gone mad

haha too good