Didi CV details (fun post) - Page 3

Originally posted by: Svt611

So I was thinking agar didi ko job keliye apply karna pada toh CV main kya likhegi please see below-

Patralekha Saulenkhe

residence- Chavan niwas, sundar nagar

phone number- (badi mami ne dene se mana kiya hai)

email address- (nahi hai)

Qualification-

School in susheelta

Degree in Dignity

Masters in Maturity

Talent-

1. Master at making Amrit Chai, loved by my badi mami

2. Walking into a couple's room without knocking at any given time

3. Lusting over my devar (inspired by badi mami)

4. Listening to everything elders have to say because my parents taught me so..

5. Hiding and overhearing conversations between family members

6. Writing a letter as a fake person and sending it to my own house

7. Providing expressions that need subtitles

8. Blaming my faults on other people's poor decisions

9. Hating my devar's wife

10. Blocking phone numbers in one conversation

11. Falling in love in 1.47 hours

12. Agreeing for marriage with ex-lovers cousin because he did not recognize my voice

13. getting married to cousin to stay close to devar (ex-lover) [please refer to point 3]

14. Getting hurt by imaginary saas tanas

15. Being a yoga expert!

16. Getting bezzati done by ex-lover turned devars wife

17. Planning and plotting against devars wife

18. Repeating three phrases everyday and still gaining the main focus!

19. Murdering innocents likes Candy floss, pillow, vase, sabji and many more

Daily favourite activites-

1. Virat, tumhari biwi ne meri bezzati ki hai

2. badi mami, chai

3. badi mami, aap mujhe mere aai baba ke ghar jaane dijiye

4. Sai, hamesha jeet nahi sakti.

Refernce-

Bhavani Nagesh chavan- Badi mami

Waise didi apme kut kut ke talent bhara hua hai, mujhe realize hi nahi hua tha!! Aap Dhanya ho 🙏🏼

Main dua karti hoon Apka Talent kisi aur ko na mile aur aap hi tak seemit rahe!

Mast ha mast

Isiliye kaku hired her unki inhi qualifications ki vajah se.😆

Waise no.du kya siya- 5672451325( kaise mila suno- Virat(5) Chavan(6) because(7) of(2) your(4) vaada(5) I (1) had(3) to(2) marry(5) )

Bechare ka jeena haraam kar rakha hai🤣Iss no.ko suna sunakar.

Iss qualifications ke saath,reject kaise nahi kar sakte hain.

Waise,iss kaam ke liye kuch zyaada hi qualified hai mere hisaab se,itna talent dikhayegi toh hamara kya hoga, baaki desho ka kya hoga🤣

Originally posted by: Svt611

Tagging a few people who will enjoy this!

- Experienced seller of chillum and Dum, with undefeatable skills in getting people addicted

- adding salt to tea but still making it taste like Ayurvedic kadha (according to Badi Mami)

- Hallucinating ex-lover cum devar's suicide at 2:30 am in the night

- finding jobs on internet for the devar I don't lust after but feeling beizzati when he doesn't apply for them

- making perfect square shaped pieces without any measurement to cutting tools of print outs of flight tickets and declaring trips cancelled

- showing my freshly manicured palms to anyone who's questions I can't reply to (except one younger devar😓)

- packing expert: special skills of compacting clothes for 4D/3N trips for 2 people including woollens and sarees in one suitcase.

Special interest:

Prakruti ki Godh mein Anand Lena

Today I haven't seen the episode yet. It's such a busy day but I couldn't resist replying to this one. Missing Didi now Yaar 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Originally posted by: laksh

Last line reference Badi Mami 🤣🤣

Yoga nahi bhoole aap 👏

Yeh sab bhi hai 😂😂

Talent in ignoring unwanted things (someone's photo).

Dutiful and responsible- giving timely food to ex , wait and serve water to ex when he returns from work, ensure ex eats his favourite aallo vadi

Selfless - can keep vrath for Badi Mami and not husband

Specialized in hypocrisy.

Phd in taunting.

Expert in sympathy gaining - mein akeli hoon, mera pati nahi hai, Aai (Mansi buaki chintha ho rahi hai), mein akeli nahi seh pa rahi hoon, mujhe tumhare saath ki zaroorat hai Virat

Understanding friend - Sai ko bhool jao Virat, mein samajh sakthi hoon ki Sai tumhati izzat nahi karti hai, usko tumhari parvaah nahi hai, tumne doosron ke khatir apna career daav pe laga diya hai

Loyal lover - man karta hai ki mein cheek cheek ke bataoon ki mein Virat se pyaar karti hoon and sirf aur sirf Virat se pyaar karti hoon aur kisise pyar nahi kar paoongi aur tumhare bhaai se toh bilkul nahi

Loyalty's another example - main Vrat savitri ka Vrat dil se nahi rakh paoongi Samrat ke liye

Sunny kya tum chahthe ho ki main Virat aur Samrat ko ek jaisa pyar karoon?

🤣🤣

Bahut lamba list hai, abhi nahi kiya toh khud ko control nahi kar paoongi 😉

Thanks for tagging dear ❤

hhahahaha!! isilye maine add nahi kiya!! bohot lambi CV ho jaati

Originally posted by: Shristhi2002

Waise no.du kya siya- 5672451325( kaise mila suno- Virat(5) Chavan(6) because(7) of(2) your(4) vaada(5) I (1) had(3) to(2) marry(5) )

Bechare ka jeena haraam kar rakha hai🤣Iss no.ko suna sunakar.

Iss qualifications ke saath,reject kaise nahi kar sakte hain.

Waise,iss kaam ke liye kuch zyaada hi qualified hai mere hisaab se,itna talent dikhayegi toh hamara kya hoga, baaki desho ka kya hoga🤣

waah waah kya logic hai number ka!!

Originally posted by: jankiraghav

- Experienced seller of chillum and Dum, with undefeatable skills in getting people addicted

- adding salt to tea but still making it taste like Ayurvedic kadha (according to Badi Mami)

- Hallucinating ex-lover cum devar's suicide at 2:30 am in the night

- finding jobs on internet for the devar I don't lust after but feeling beizzati when he doesn't apply for them

- making perfect square shaped pieces without any measurement to cutting tools of print outs of flight tickets and declaring trips cancelled

- showing my freshly manicured palms to anyone who's questions I can't reply to (except one younger devar😓)

- packing expert: special skills of compacting clothes for 4D/3N trips for 2 people including woollens and sarees in one suitcase.

Special interest:

Prakruti ki Godh mein Anand Lena

Today I haven't seen the episode yet. It's such a busy day but I couldn't resist replying to this one. Missing Didi now Yaar 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

hahahaha

@bold this is gold how did i miss it!!!!! 🤣

didi ke ann ginat talents hain!!

This is so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

One more - taking food for Virat and never succeeded 😆

Originally posted by: SathyaT

This is so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

One more - taking food for Virat and never succeeded 😆

didi ki bezzati hui!! 🤣

Originally posted by: laksh

Last line reference Badi Mami 🤣🤣

Yoga nahi bhoole aap 👏

Yeh sab bhi hai 😂😂

Talent in ignoring unwanted things (someone's photo).

Dutiful and responsible- giving timely food to ex , wait and serve water to ex when he returns from work, ensure ex eats his favourite aallo vadi

Selfless - can keep vrath for Badi Mami and not husband

Specialized in hypocrisy.

Phd in taunting.

Expert in sympathy gaining - mein akeli hoon, mera pati nahi hai, Aai (Mansi buaki chintha ho rahi hai), mein akeli nahi seh pa rahi hoon, mujhe tumhare saath ki zaroorat hai Virat

Understanding friend - Sai ko bhool jao Virat, mein samajh sakthi hoon ki Sai tumhati izzat nahi karti hai, usko tumhari parvaah nahi hai, tumne doosron ke khatir apna career daav pe laga diya hai

Loyal lover - man karta hai ki mein cheek cheek ke bataoon ki mein Virat se pyaar karti hoon and sirf aur sirf Virat se pyaar karti hoon aur kisise pyar nahi kar paoongi aur tumhare bhaai se toh bilkul nahi

Loyalty's another example - main Vrat savitri ka Vrat dil se nahi rakh paoongi Samrat ke liye

Sunny kya tum chahthe ho ki main Virat aur Samrat ko ek jaisa pyar karoon?

🤣🤣

Bahut lamba list hai, abhi nahi kiya toh khud ko control nahi kar paoongi 😉

Thanks for tagging dear ❤

🤣🤣

haan and under hobbies she can state

badi maami

• badi maami ke saath milke saajishe rachna
• badi maami ko chai pilana
• badi maami ke saath romance karna
• badi maami ki chamcha giri karna
• badi maami ki badi badi galtiyon ko defend karna
• badi maami ke saath kudh ki bhi bezzati karwaana
• badi maami ke saath gappe ladaana
• badi maami ke saath milke sai ki burayiya karna
• badi maami ko 'main maike chali jaaongi' ka dhamki dekar darwaaze tak jaake waapis aajaana

future goals

• badi maami se shaadi karna

• badi maami ke saath apni alag duniya basaana

• badi maami ke saath milke roz chai peena

• ZeBe ko janam dena

• aiming for gaining 10 million haters in next 2 years 😛

Originally posted by: Chandu_500

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haan and under hobbies she can state

badi maami

• badi maami ke saath milke saajishe rachna
• badi maami ko chai pilana
• badi maami ke saath romance karna
• badi maami ki chamcha giri karna
• badi maami ki badi badi galtiyon ko defend karna
• badi maami ke saath kudh ki bhi bezzati karwaana
• badi maami ke saath gappe ladaana
• badi maami ke saath milke sai ki burayiya karna
• badi maami ko 'main maike chali jaaongi' ka dhamki dekar darwaaze tak jaake waapis aajaana

future goals

• badi maami se shaadi karna

• badi maami ke saath apni alag duniya basaana

• badi maami ke saath milke roz chai peena

• ZeBe ko janam dena

• aiming for gaining 10 million haters in next 2 years 😛

2boldslant!!! perfect!!!! yeh CV lagta hai 10-15 pages ki ho sakti hai 🤣