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Posted: 5 years ago
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So I was thinking agar didi ko job keliye apply karna pada toh CV main kya likhegi please see below-



Patralekha Saulenkhe

residence- Chavan niwas, sundar nagar

phone number- (badi mami ne dene se mana kiya hai)

email address- (nahi hai)


Qualification-

School in susheelta

Degree in Dignity

Masters in Maturity



Talent-

1. Master at making Amrit Chai, loved by my badi mami

2. Walking into a couple's room without knocking at any given time

3. Lusting over my devar (inspired by badi mami)

4. Listening to everything elders have to say because my parents taught me so..

5. Hiding and overhearing conversations between family members

6. Writing a letter as a fake person and sending it to my own house

7. Providing expressions that need subtitles

8. Blaming my faults on other people's poor decisions

9. Hating my devar's wife

10. Blocking phone numbers in one conversation

11. Falling in love in 1.47 hours

12. Agreeing for marriage with ex-lovers cousin because he did not recognize my voice

13. getting married to cousin to stay close to devar (ex-lover) [please refer to point 3]

14. Getting hurt by imaginary saas tanas

15. Being a yoga expert!

16. Getting bezzati done by ex-lover turned devars wife

17. Planning and plotting against devars wife

18. Repeating three phrases everyday and still gaining the main focus!

19. Murdering innocents likes Candy floss, pillow, vase, sabji and many more



Daily favourite activites-

1. Virat, tumhari biwi ne meri bezzati ki hai

2. badi mami, chai

3. badi mami, aap mujhe mere aai baba ke ghar jaane dijiye

4. Sai, hamesha jeet nahi sakti.



Refernce-

Bhavani Nagesh chavan- Badi mami



Waise didi apme kut kut ke talent bhara hua hai, mujhe realize hi nahi hua tha!! Aap Dhanya ho 🙏🏼

Main dua karti hoon Apka Talent kisi aur ko na mile aur aap hi tak seemit rahe!

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Posted: 5 years ago
#2

Originally posted by: Svt611

So I was thinking agar didi ko job keliye apply karna pada toh CV main kya likhegi please see below-



Patralekha Saulenkhe

residence- Chavan niwas, sundar nagar

phone number- (badi mami ne dene se mana kiya hai)

email address- (nahi hai)


Qualification-

School in susheelta

Degree in Dignity

Masters in Maturity



Talent-

1. Master at making Amrit Chai, loved by my badi mami

2. Walking into a couple's room without knocking at any given time

3. Lusting over my devar (inspired by badi mami)

4. Listening to everything elders have to say because my parents taught me so..

5. Hiding and overhearing conversations between family members

6. Writing a letter as a fake person and sending it to my own house

7. Providing expressions that need subtitles

8. Blaming my faults on other people's poor decisions

9. Hating my devar's wife

10. Blocking phone numbers in one conversation

11. Falling in love in 1.47 hours

12. Agreeing for marriage with ex-lovers cousin because he did not recognize my voice

13. getting married to cousin to stay close to devar (ex-lover) [please refer to point 3]

14. Getting hurt by imaginary saas tanas

15. Being a yoga expert!

16. Getting bezzati done by ex-lover turned devars wife

17. Planning and plotting against devars wife



Daily favourite activites-

1. Virat, tumhari biwi ne meri bezzati ki hai

2. badi mami, chai

3. badi mami, aap mujhe mere aai baba ke ghar jaane dijiye

4. Sai, hamesha jeet nahi sakti.



Refernce-

Bhavani Nagesh chavan- Badi mami



Waise didi apme kut kut ke talent bhara hua hai, mujhe realize hi nahi hua tha!! Aap Dhanya ho 🙏🏼

Main dua karti hoon Apka Talent kisi aur ko na mile aur aap hi tak seemit rahe!


CV rejected on the very first sight 🤣

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Posted: 5 years ago
#3

Maast ha maast 👏 God saves us and she gets the job. 🤣


One more talent :
Repeat three phrases in each and every episode and still be part of the show for 5 months. 🤣

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Posted: 5 years ago
#4

Originally posted by: Svt611

So I was thinking agar didi ko job keliye apply karna pada toh CV main kya likhegi please see below-



Patralekha Saulenkhe

residence- Chavan niwas, sundar nagar

phone number- (badi mami ne dene se mana kiya hai)

email address- (nahi hai)


Qualification-

School in susheelta

Degree in Dignity

Masters in Maturity



Talent-

1. Master at making Amrit Chai, loved by my badi mami

2. Walking into a couple's room without knocking at any given time

3. Lusting over my devar (inspired by badi mami)

4. Listening to everything elders have to say because my parents taught me so..

5. Hiding and overhearing conversations between family members

6. Writing a letter as a fake person and sending it to my own house

7. Providing expressions that need subtitles

8. Blaming my faults on other people's poor decisions

9. Hating my devar's wife

10. Blocking phone numbers in one conversation

11. Falling in love in 1.47 hours

12. Agreeing for marriage with ex-lovers cousin because he did not recognize my voice

13. getting married to cousin to stay close to devar (ex-lover) [please refer to point 3]

14. Getting hurt by imaginary saas tanas

15. Being a yoga expert!

16. Getting bezzati done by ex-lover turned devars wife

17. Planning and plotting against devars wife



Daily favourite activites-

1. Virat, tumhari biwi ne meri bezzati ki hai

2. badi mami, chai

3. badi mami, aap mujhe mere aai baba ke ghar jaane dijiye

4. Sai, hamesha jeet nahi sakti.



Refernce-

Bhavani Nagesh chavan- Badi mami



Waise didi apme kut kut ke talent bhara hua hai, mujhe realize hi nahi hua tha!! Aap Dhanya ho 🙏🏼

Main dua karti hoon Apka Talent kisi aur ko na mile aur aap hi tak seemit rahe!


Rejected ON THE SPOT!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Posted: 5 years ago
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Oh my God ! Hilarious!

The best of all "Providing expressions that need subtitles" 🤣🤣

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Posted: 5 years ago
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Originally posted by: jane_austen

Oh my God ! Hilarious!

The best of all "Providing expressions that need subtitles" 🤣🤣


had to!! that is her main talent!!

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Posted: 5 years ago
#7

Omg u made me fall from my bed not fair 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kya mast a mast CV banaya reh didi ki talents kamaal ki haina hayeee

Didi ki latest obsession sai hai waiseh

Loved it siya ,

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Posted: 5 years ago
#8

Originally posted by: MuguetDScorpion

Maast ha maast 👏 God saves us and she gets the job. 🤣


One more talent :
Repeat three phrases in each and every episode and still be part of the show for 5 months. 🤣


I will add this also!! 🤣

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Posted: 5 years ago
#9

Originally posted by: Svt611

So I was thinking agar didi ko job keliye apply karna pada toh CV main kya likhegi please see below-



Patralekha Saulenkhe

residence- Chavan niwas, sundar nagar

phone number- (badi mami ne dene se mana kiya hai)

email address- (nahi hai)


Qualification-

School in susheelta

Degree in Dignity

Masters in Maturity



Talent-

1. Master at making Amrit Chai, loved by my badi mami

2. Walking into a couple's room without knocking at any given time

3. Lusting over my devar (inspired by badi mami)

4. Listening to everything elders have to say because my parents taught me so..

5. Hiding and overhearing conversations between family members

6. Writing a letter as a fake person and sending it to my own house

7. Providing expressions that need subtitles

8. Blaming my faults on other people's poor decisions

9. Hating my devar's wife

10. Blocking phone numbers in one conversation

11. Falling in love in 1.47 hours

12. Agreeing for marriage with ex-lovers cousin because he did not recognize my voice

13. getting married to cousin to stay close to devar (ex-lover) [please refer to point 3]

14. Getting hurt by imaginary saas tanas

15. Being a yoga expert!

16. Getting bezzati done by ex-lover turned devars wife

17. Planning and plotting against devars wife

18. Repeating three phrases everyday and still gaining the main focus!

19. Murdering innocents likes Candy floss, pillow, vase, sabji and many more



Daily favourite activites-

1. Virat, tumhari biwi ne meri bezzati ki hai

2. badi mami, chai

3. badi mami, aap mujhe mere aai baba ke ghar jaane dijiye

4. Sai, hamesha jeet nahi sakti.



Refernce-

Bhavani Nagesh chavan- Badi mami



Waise didi apme kut kut ke talent bhara hua hai, mujhe realize hi nahi hua tha!! Aap Dhanya ho 🙏🏼

Main dua karti hoon Apka Talent kisi aur ko na mile aur aap hi tak seemit rahe!


I have only one word to say rather do whistling 👏🤣 this is till date the best post i have read.

He he he totally epic babe

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Posted: 5 years ago
#10

Originally posted by: linakusharberry

Omg u made me fall from my bed not fair 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kya mast a mast CV banaya reh didi ki talents kamaal ki haina hayeee

Didi ki latest obsession sai hai waiseh

Loved it siya ,


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